8. Azeegeniter - Has he given it to her.
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8. Azeegeniter - Has he given it to her.
We never say it like that Chuck. we pronounce the 'U' as you say it in Chuck. We would not say Chook. That's more Geordie twang mate.
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Welder
Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap 🙁
Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke ... 🙄😱😀
Jus gorin fer mi snap , pisin miself at theese repys
Good catch, you know your Northern!
The forum software wouldn't let me post the Yorkshire version so I compromised with how a Boro fan would say it.
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Welder
Nah then, that theer John Brennan knows how t fettle a reight proper brew.
Tha fell ower corser edge wen tha skegged thiss'un.
Bloody wet mi kegs tha did 😀😀😀
Bloody wet mi kegs tha did 😀😀😀
Am lovin this thread Town. 😉
A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!
Queens English - pmsl
Even I can understand Queen English and that ain't fooking it.
I must admit I am the same , keep your stuff coming .
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Welder
Chuffin brilliant!
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Welder
Bloke wakes up wi' a sore arse and goes t'chemist...
Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"
Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"
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Welder
Barnsley man goes to the vet:
Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"
Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"
A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
This is 101% true
There's a place in Australia called ' Yorky's Nob '
Just wondering where the name came from?
Just wondering where the name came from?
I am going over the border tomorrow night , I think I had better watch it posting stuff about Lancs lol
How duz tha mean 'was the answer to'? tis still innit
Sorry mate but ShuanCorbs beat you to it in his #7 post.
Still proper funny though mate.
Quality , seen it loads of times but never get tired of watching it
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