The Yorkshire thread

[townfanjon]

Elpins !!! Lol

 

[Welder]

View attachment 38113 Elpins !!! Lol

Doos tha mean 'aired' lad? Bl00dy waarm🙄

 

[Darren Jackson]

View attachment 38113 Elpins !!! Lol

Nah then, that theer John Brennan knows how t fettle a reight proper brew.

 

[Darren Jackson]

Tha fell ower corser edge wen tha skegged thiss'un.

Bloody wet mi kegs tha did 😀😀😀

 

[Darren Jackson]

Am lovin this thread Town. 😉

 

[Darren Jackson]

A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!

 

[oz-plumber]

Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap 🙁

Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke . 🙄😱😀

Queens English - pmsl
Even I can understand Queen English and that ain't fooking it.

 

[townfanjon]

Am lovin this thread Town. 😉

I must admit I am the same , keep your stuff coming .

 

[Welder]

A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!

Chuffin brilliant!

 

[Welder]

Bloke wakes up wi' a sore arse and goes t'chemist...

Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"

 

[Welder]

Barnsley man goes to the vet:
Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

 

[Darren Jackson]

A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."

 

[Darren Jackson]

TFJ find something clean to post up from that great Yorkshire comedian Charlie Williams please...you know how I'm no good at this technology lol....regards Turnpin🙂

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

This is 101% true

 

[oz-plumber]

There's a place in Australia called ' Yorky's Nob '

Just wondering where the name came from?

 

[townfanjon]

I am going over the border tomorrow night , I think I had better watch it posting stuff about Lancs lol

 

[Darren Jackson]

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This is 101% true

How duz tha mean 'was the answer to'? tis still innit