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[tamz]

Yes Tamz, the stadium is opposite Mcdonalds just past the roundabout as you first enter the town. Good friendly wee day out where I can take my son with me without worrying about him like in one of the bigger stadiums.

I must drive with my eyes shut sometimes. I would have went past it on auto pilot!

 

[Guest123]

Agreed Tamz, an Old Firm game for example is like a hate filled cauldren and not a place I'd take my lad either. Besides the wee times are better to watch.

 

[Guest123]

Give me a shout next time you're in town Tamz.

 

[tamz]

Give me a shout next time you're in town Tamz.

Will do

 

[Puddle]

Give me a shout next time you're in town Tamz.

Don't shot to loud ............ Alloa supporters are not used to it :44:

 

[desrob]

Don't shot to loud ............ Alloa supporters are not used to it :44:

puddle are you my dad...?

 

[ecowarm]

I think its more likeley he is your GRANDAD

 

[Dannypipe]

Brilliant!!

 

[johnnyplumb]

There are places here where subway don't have a green and yellow sign and the green man at the lights gets painted orange :lol:

is this the place tamz monkey drums playing the sash parody - YouTube

 

[tamz]

is this the place tamz monkey drums playing the sash parody - YouTube

Thats the one. I hadn't seen that one pmsl

 

[sheff paul]

As per Redsaw - it's primarily a combination of factors. Not so much to do with knowledge (although it obviously helps!) but more how honest and helpful you are to others, how friendly you are, how many sensible posts you write, how many thank you's and likes you receive, etc, etc.

If you can have loads of knowledge but are condescending to "new" plumbers telling them they're idiots whenever they ask a question, you won't become trusted. If you are honest and friendly but keep giving wrong or dangerous information you won't become trusted. Pure quantity of posts won't work either. Nor will 5-10 quality posts. Creeping to the moderators, bribing, etc, won't work!

It's not a numbers game, but if you can obtain 10% thank you's (1 in 10 posts) and 20% likes (1 in 5) it won't take you long to become a trusted.

Can i put one self forward as a ''Trusted adviser'' for anything related to Perverse sexual experiences,and anything genuinely far too shocking to be spoken about during afternoon tea:leaving:

 

[dontknowitall]

I'm afraid, like the rest of us, you just stand on the street corner with the others in short skirts and wait to be picked up ...

 

[sheff paul]

I'm afraid, like the rest of us, you just stand on the street corner with the others in short skirts and wait to be picked up ...

in these hard times its all i know

 

[Puddle]

Can i put one self forward as a ''Trusted adviser'' for anything related to Perverse sexual experiences,and anything genuinely far too shocking to be spoken about during afternoon tea:leaving:

If you can forward details of your experience in this area ,annual latex budget , leather gear supplier and average hours, weekly spent in carrying out perverse actions, it would be a good help in deciding the suitability of any appointments made to cover this seemingly neglected area on the forums

ps ... maybe we know the same clubs :gorgeous:

 

[Guest123]

And I thought latex gloves were for work use and a pet cock was a toy willy that my missus stroked.....you learn a hell of a lot on this forum!

Send the TA's to Afghanistan to fight with the regular army.

 

[kirkgas]

Just about as bad.

i will say Harthill

 

[Guest123]

Not in any way intended to get me banned but this is a damn fine song with equally good lyrics:

The Exploited - **** a Mod - YouTube

Of course not in any way intended for our wonderful moderators in any way........:clap:

 

[tamz]

i will say Harthill

Spot on brother :lol:

 

[tamz]

I still love the hearing the first bar of pretty vacant but that song was pish :lol:

I must be getting old a i now find myself liking this stuff

[video=youtube;08e9k-c91E8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8&feature=related[/video]

 

[tamz]

But i do like a bit of this

[video=youtube;gpGgLyfDERI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI[/video]

Turn it up