what gets your goat....????

[GQuigley67]

hahahahahaha classic !!

 

[villa_tom]

Villa_tom that is ef in hilarious ... ROFLMAO

It was rank at the time, was a really old lady and I was trying to explain to her how her room stat worked. I was stood there talking to her with her spit on my lip for ages. In the end I dropped my phone on the fllor on purpose and wiped it on my sleeve whilst she wasn't looking. I think she noticed that she had done it and I didn't want to offend her by wiping it off infront of her.

I think I am going to go to work in a scream style mask from now on, just for protection from random spit missile attacks from customers

 

[GQuigley67]

I would of charged her for it lol:reddevil:

 

[villa_tom]

I would of charged her for it lol:reddevil:

I think your on to a winner there mate. Tom the Kinky Gasman!!! I like it. £45 a boiler service and £5 per spit! I might just go and make some alterations to my work trousers, put loads of cooker chains on them and invest in a snooker ball to stick in my mouth. That would be a good first impression when they answer the door

 

[REDSAW]

when the phone rings and i am having a dump or eating my dinner..........or both.lol.

 

[kay-jay]

i hate cheap fittings and cheap customers.
if i have one of those custards who likes to stand over me and watch everything, i will wherever possible invent a job for him/her in another room. 'can you just stand in the loft and shout me if......' while i change a tap washer!!

if i can't think of anything plausible i just make sure my body obscures exactly what it is i am doing from his line of sight! then he can't do it himself next time!!

KJ

 

[PlumbBobBob]

it gets my goat when they went to know the little tricks we have for doing things so they can do it themselves next time.

 

[SimonG]

over debating wether or not to put a drain cock on an outside tap.

 

[quality]

Fitting outside taps lol

 

[PlumbBobBob]

custards who say i know what the problem is but i can't be bothered to do it and they have bought the part that they think is broken when in fact it is something entirely different that has gone.

 

[Gray0689]

You know what realy gets my goat

 

[Gray0689]

Got to be plumbing lol
Nothing else winds us all up more

 

[Pipes Plumbing]

Customers who supply cheap ceramics, or even better different bits of a suite from different suppliers (because they liked the look of that really nasty *designer* basin) and then moan at me that they aren't the same shade of white or don't look right together when installed - As if it's my fault...

Offered to paint one for a customer that was properly banging on a couple of weeks ago... That went down like a fart in a lift! 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

custards who say i know what the problem is but i can't be bothered to do it and they have bought the part that they think is broken when in fact it is something entirely different that has gone.

lol, i had this last week, customer said i've bought a new handle for my toilet, can you fit it? said ok went round and it turned out not to be flushing cos syphon diaphragm had gone. told em they were on the clock while i went for a new one!

 

[Sebastian Thoma]

That's very strange. Your boss get next door lion.....:66:
So be careful, this may happen to anyone..... 🙂

 

[ratrace]

Getting floorboards up and putting them back down. Despise it.

 

[tweakyboy]

Customers standing over you, I just tend to put my tools out in half circle shape in a attempt to make a wall around myself. Kind of works but not all the time.

Another one is disgusting toilets/bathrooms. I had to go into a house the other day to replace the pan connector on the toilet, it was covered in urine all around the pan/floor. I wasn't taking the toilet out so I just dismantled the boxing around the toilet and done it that way! The place was disgusting it looked like the basin had grown a ginger beard from where he had a shave and not washed the basin out. 😛uke:

 

[desrob]

It was rank at the time, was a really old lady and I was trying to explain to her how her room stat worked. I was stood there talking to her with her spit on my lip for ages. In the end I dropped my phone on the fllor on purpose and wiped it on my sleeve whilst she wasn't looking. I think she noticed that she had done it and I didn't want to offend her by wiping it off infront of her.I think I am going to go to work in a scream style mask from now on, just for protection from random spit missile attacks from customers

how nice are you.! my natural reaction would be my neck violently spasmodically thrusting my forehead forward landing on the bridge of the old dears nose.i said sorry as i stepped over her on the way out.

 

[pobsdad]

`You spend an hour taking a boiler apart to find a fault,scratching your head,when the customer mentions that the diverter valve has been making funny noises!
Or he watches you fit a new part,then tells you that the 'other plumber' fitted one of those last week.
Once had a tennant call me at 11 pm with no hot water.I told her I couldn't come out unless she had water coming through the ceiling,or could smell gas."Now you mention it,I think I might be able to smell gas.See you soon!" Bleeping *&@()*&!!!

 

[Pipes Plumbing]

People who stick solid bath panels on with loads of gripfill or similar, so "there's no fixings showing"... Then expect you to take it off without damaging it at all when the bath waste has just created a nice water feature in the lounge below!!!



no swearing allowed...........