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APPlumbing said:
So let me get this right, croppie says he wants to climb a mountain and nobody takes the pish?! I mention the glamourous ms katona and I get bombarded with abuse?!
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Rum Doodle is a fictional mountain in a book by WE Bowman .

Your move batman. ....
 
gasmanrob said:
Wait, I think I've Sussed it. She is clearly well fed which indicates what she cooks is edible... So this could be less about Kerry and more about apps desire to tuck into an edible offering
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Are you sniffing glue? She gets her food from Iceland.

And going by the size of her I think it's the country...
 
gasmanrob said:
Besides climbing a mountain was croppies dream find your own
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As it happens I used to do a lot of climbing when I was younger, slimmer and fitter. Did the idwal slab with a couple of mates in walking boots, a rope, a few slings and a pocket full of stones. And the exdiff route up the glyders.

Spent most of my time on southern sandstone though. You can climb that stuff, you can climb anything.
 
croppie said:
As it happens I used to do a lot of climbing when I was younger, slimmer and fitter. Did the idwal slab with a couple of mates in walking boots, a rope, a few slings and a pocket full of stones. And the exdiff route up the glyders.

Spent most of my time on southern sandstone though. You can climb that stuff, you can climb anything.
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i heard your legs are so short you need ropes and crampons to climb the stairs.....:aureola:
 
I tend to agree with the Croppie option, but I wont need climbing gear, just a bottle of Oxygen and a freeflow mask 🙂
 
Wouldn't need climbing gear with what I've got planned for Lucy.

I've even got the chat up line perfected.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
 
croppie said:
How is it cheating? I'm just bypassing the whole drinks and foreplay bit.
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Foreplay - what's that?

Tell the judge - I used chloroform because she was on my bucket list.

I thought you would be a swooner and crooner - no need to get them plastered to have your way.

Am I wrong??
 
kay-jay said:
yes!!!


and fyi foreplay is when you take your socks off :whatchutalkingabout
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Dear Croppie,

I am unimpressed with myself for doubting your 'crooning' abilities.

I'll let the wife know that taking socks off is considered 'foreplay', from an educated associate.

Oz
 

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