whats on your bucket list

[Toxic Ted]

This is fast turning into the UKPF pervy thread..........:tt1:

 

[townfanjon]

This is fast turning into the UKPF pervy thread..........:tt1:

Oh dear what a shame lol

 

[Dotty]

This is fast turning into the UKPF pervy thread..........:tt1:

And thats wrong because?

 

[Toxic Ted]

And thats wrong because?

Because thats when grown men dribble and generally make a mess.

 

[Dotty]

Because thats when grown men dribble and generally make a mess.

There speaks the voice of experience.

 

[Toxic Ted]

There speaks the voice of experience.

Bugger!

 

[Whyme]

Old thread but cage diving with sharks for me..

 

[lame plumber]

I tend to agree with the Croppie option, but I wont need climbing gear, just a bottle of Oxygen and a freeflow mask 🙂

 

[Dotty]

Wouldn't need climbing gear with what I've got planned for Lucy.

I've even got the chat up line perfected.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[oz-plumber]

Wouldn't need climbing gear with what I've got planned for Lucy.

I've even got the chat up line perfected.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

That's cheating.

You can't cheat on your bucket list.

 

[Dotty]

That's cheating.

You can't cheat on your bucket list.

How is it cheating? I'm just bypassing the whole drinks and foreplay bit.

 

[oz-plumber]

How is it cheating? I'm just bypassing the whole drinks and foreplay bit.

Foreplay - what's that?

Tell the judge - I used chloroform because she was on my bucket list.

I thought you would be a swooner and crooner - no need to get them plastered to have your way.

Am I wrong??

 

[kay-jay]

Am I wrong??

yes!!!


and fyi foreplay is when you take your socks off :whatchutalkingabout

 

[Dotty]

"Brace yourself!" is also an acceptable form of foreplay.

 

[oz-plumber]

yes!!!


and fyi foreplay is when you take your socks off :whatchutalkingabout

Dear Croppie,

I am unimpressed with myself for doubting your 'crooning' abilities.

I'll let the wife know that taking socks off is considered 'foreplay', from an educated associate.

Oz

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Cu chi tunnels in the 'Nam'

 

[Toxic Ted]

Cu chi tunnels in the 'Nam'

Is that in the Karma Sutra Jay?

 

[Dotty]

Is that in the Karma Sutra Jay?

The Croppie Sutra....

I'm still inventing new positions.

 

[BLOD]

Cu chi tunnels in the 'Nam'

my daughter did these a couple of years ago - apparantly they had to dig them wider because the us tourists were too fat to go down them ! :rofl:

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Is that in the Karma Sutra Jay?

Don't know Gary, I thought you were the one the reads that daily?!