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Reminds me of a story of a friend (last 5 years or so) who spotted some yoof stealing his daughter's bicycle from the shed. Ran out and clocked him one. Yoof went to the police next day and complained of assault. Police turned up to friend's house and they had an enjoyable coffee and chat about the teenagers these days.

I'm lucky though that I hardly ever lock my van and if it's locked it's usually because I've knocked the key button by mistake.
 
Sorry guys I have skipped from REDSAWS photo to post . I am in tears ! Really ! WE lost our GSP 8 weeks ago . Ruffty tufty plumbers crying their eyes out !!!!! My best mate ever !
sorry to hear that toddy,
what happened?.
are you getting another or 2.
 
She was 13 1/2 and got cancer . Tumor appeared one Friday she had to be PTS following Friday she went downhill that fast ! Was a great worker in her day .
We are talking about a pair but we are having a spell without .

Gave her the kiss of life once when she drowned !!
 
wow, k.o.l bet you felt good it worked. i dare not try that with mine he will and hump me.lol. keep thinking if to stud him or get him done (3 1/2)??
his granddad is still kicking at 18 (just) so paws crossed.
 
insurance mate ,i did have my van empty i went in to wicks for 10 min no joke 10 min ! they took my tool bag with all my hand tools and case with fibre washers and o rings ,total lost 1k ,insurance is going to pay out me 700 after 5months of trouble trying to get my money ! oh yes there is 100 fee i had to pay ! even still renew and all second locks all the way round
 
[h=2]Whats the best plumbing van alarm system?[/h]240 volts connected to the pipetube

I was thinking electrified fence generator, not painful enough though.
Same as an ex copper friend of mine said, if you catch somebody breaking into the house and you wrap the baseball/cricket/golf bat/club around the unfortunates head, make sure you drag them upstairs before calling police. Upstairs they are a threat to your family and you can get away using more force.
 
I worke in a guys house a few years back and he told us of when his car got done.

He had just come out the shower and heard something outside, looked out the window and there was an rse lying in his car door nicking the radio. The guy ran downstairs, bollock naked and dragged the scum out the car and gave him a hammering. Took him inside the house and phoned the police. Police arrive and charge the guy with assault.
Couple of months later after both had been to court, the guy got a £300 fine and the scum got to cut some grass on a few saturday mornings :mad2:.
Some justice that. The radio was only worth about £100. He would have been cheaper just shutting the blinds but it was probably worth it for the satisfaction:smile5:
 
I heard another story a few years back too ... but totally unrelated to plumbing.

Old woman phones police:

"There's a man in my garden shed."
"We can't come out for a while as there are no spare cars."

A few minutes later she phones again:

"It's okay, there's no rush as I've shot him."

Within quarter of an hour, three police cars arrive.

"Where's the man? You said you'd shot him."

"You said you didn't have any spare cars."
 
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i once got told of a copper throw them threw the bedroom window throw some pillows after him and say he jumped, fine outstanding officer wish he was a judge.
 
Clifford make the finest alarms, failing that anything else thatcham cat 1, should be around £350 supply and fitted for a reasonable cat 1 alarm, Meta, autowatch etc
 
a pal of mine have his EXHAUST nicked off his van last night !!! 2.5K for a new one think im getting my van belled up to the max may even bring insurance down, its getting a joke now robbing the exhaust ffs wots gonna be nxt ?
 
a pal of mine have his EXHAUST nicked off his van last night !!! 2.5K for a new one think im getting my van belled up to the max may even bring insurance down, its getting a joke now robbing the exhaust ffs wots gonna be nxt ?

We have had four or five vans have the exhaust nicked. Apparently there is a small amount of very valuable metal - I think its platinum - in the catalytic converter. We park them all inside now. We got CCTV footage of a couple of them, but not clear enough to help. Thats partly why the scrappies now ask for id when you weigh in.
 
a pal of mine have his EXHAUST nicked off his van last night !!! 2.5K for a new one think im getting my van belled up to the max may even bring insurance down, its getting a joke now robbing the exhaust ffs wots gonna be nxt ?

his exhaust what van was it

We have had four or five vans have the exhaust nicked. Apparently there is a small amount of very valuable metal - I think its platinum - in the catalytic converter. We park them all inside now. We got CCTV footage of a couple of them, but not clear enough to help. Thats partly why the scrappies now ask for id when you weigh in.

merc sprinter



Hence this Exhaust Anti-Theft Protection Security System To Fit Mercedes Sprinter / Vito | eBay
 
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