Secret Santa sticky

[Dotty]

a small victory for a small small tiny weenie small man!

:ciappa:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink...

 

[Dotty]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink...

Saving that one for a rainy day!

 

[Rickster123]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink...

Who rattled your cage?! I knew letting a merchant in the arms was a mistake!

 

[jefaz]

I think I know who mine is

 

[Ray Stafford]

Who rattled your cage?! I knew letting a merchant in the arms was a mistake!

Yep, probably was. Fatal.

But until Auntie's sink is sorted, you have a weakness. And merchants are specially trained to hone in on weaknesses...

 

[julesverne]

i havent received mine yet either .

im also astounded at how many of you have left it till the last minute. says me who posted his tuesday

 

[Dotty]

I think I know who mine is

I asked Mrs Croppie if she could give me clue who mine is. She stared at me then spat tea out her nose again.

I have a feeling there could be a culling christmas day!

 

[zeebeedee]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

 

[Killy Bing]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

Did you accidentally order two zeb

 

[julesverne]

We're opening Xmas eve as we will be busy on Xmas day , or we could do this Saturday night

not sure everybody will have received their presents by then not everybody has messaged me back yes to say if they have posted or received.

 

[jefaz]

It's noting Jules,there should be a forfeit

 

[Ermintrude]

I think I know who mine is

How and whom?

 

[Ermintrude]

I thought my gift was an alright send but you don't give to receive DO YOU?

 

[lame plumber]

bugger must have got the lables mixed up, some paddies got a giant *****, grannies got lingerie, the mrs a toy boat and the mistress bog roll covers

 

[lame plumber]

labels, time this bit got an edit button

 

[jefaz]

How and whom?

Just an inkling. I'm not saying. I'll see if I'm correct on Xmas day

 

[Toxic Ted]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

not £10 or less

 

[Keefy]

Pictures need posting so we can speculate on what they might be.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

still not got mine yet still

 

[jefaz]

Wish I had of got this now....

 

[Ermintrude]

Wish I had of got this now....

Gonna sing that when lack of drinks from now on!

 

[zeebeedee]

not £10 or less

Second hand of ebay!!!!Unwashed! Sent direct from seller :teeth_smile::teeth_smile:

 

[Barry98]

mines come bit small best be one if those best thins come in small packages type things

 

[PlumbBobBob]

yay mine arrived today

 

[Masood]

And merchants are specially trained to hone in on weaknesses...

Like Auntie Wainwright in Last OF The Summer Wine!

 

[jefaz]

I'm sooooooooo jealous

 

[SimonG]

I think mines come from london. Not expecting anything from darn sarf so it must be it.

 

[SimonG]

I think mines come from london. Not expecting anything from darn sarf so it must be it.

 

[Rickster123]

Mines still not here! I even rushed home early just incase!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Mines still not here! I even rushed home early just incase!

Perhaps its round at Auntie's house?

 

[Rickster123]

Perhaps its round at Auntie's house?

Monday! I'm doing it Monday! You're worse than my mum!

 

[Rickster123]

It's here!! It's here!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Monday! I'm doing it Monday! You're worse than my mum!

Guilty conscience much?

 

[Rickster123]

Guilty conscience much?

im a plumber I don't suffer with guilt!