Secret Santa sticky

[Ray Stafford]

im a plumber I don't suffer with guilt!

Clearly not - if the time you have left your poor auntie without a kitchen sink is anything to go by.

The poor woman is having to peel her spuds in the bath, while you gallivant around drinking distinctly dodgy cocktails.

 

[Rickster123]

Clearly not - if the time you have left your poor auntie without a kitchen sink is anything to go by.

The poor woman is having to peel her spuds in the bath, while you gallivant around drinking distinctly dodgy cocktails.

I left her a bucket I'm not completely heartless. I had arranged a day to fit it but sadly I was let down by suppliers...

 

[Ray Stafford]

I left her a bucket I'm not completely heartless. I had arranged a day to fit it but sadly I was let down by suppliers...

Borrocks. That was weeks ago. You have spent enough time on this forum since we delivered it to fit a hundred sinks. Well, at the rate you work, at least 2 sinks.

 

[TomLane]

Mines arrived!

It's funny quickly you can go off somebody.........

 

[julesverne]

i think mine may have arrived today. but no one was in so they left a card. will pickit up tomorrow fingers crossed.

 

[zeebeedee]

No one loves me! Is it the ipad? :big cry:

 

[lame plumber]

you wrap presents !

 

[Kev the gas]

im a plumber I suffer with GOUT !

Sorted for ya :waving:

 

[jefaz]

I believe it may be here!!??

 

[Toxic Ted]

mines come bit small best be one if those best thins come in small packages type things

Wrigleys?

 

[Keefy]

Came yesterday.



Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

 

[Toxic Ted]

If i was in it, mine might have arrived today.......but then it might be a cash Christmas bonus from HMRC.

 

[Keefy]

If i was in it, mine might have arrived today.......but then it might be a cash Christmas bonus from HMRC.
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If that's cash then I sent it by mistake.

 

[Dotty]

Came yesterday.

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Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

Anal intruder?

 

[lame plumber]

Anal intruder?

so thats why Mrs C has the giggles, she found a strap on in your parcel

 

[jefaz]

Just thought I'd share this cos I think it's funny.

 

[Keefy]

If it's an Anal intruder can I have it?

Why yes Croppie, yes, yes you can.

 

[zeebeedee]

Came yesterday.

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Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

Thats defo a massive black *****

 

[PlumbBobBob]

either that or a house brick

 

[Ermintrude]

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I believe it may be here!!??

Neil there is a transit outside the house and they appear to be emptying your van as we speak!

 

[Dotty]

Thats defo a massive black *****

KEEFY!


Fink I know who your secret santa is mate!

 

[Ermintrude]

It's not arrived yet and I'm feeling in loved!

 

[zeebeedee]

It's not arrived yet and I'm feeling in frisky! I want my massive black *****

In time young cow. In time

 

[Ermintrude]

Think it's just arrived zeb

 

[zeebeedee]

Think it's just arrived zeb

Wash your hands first there filthy

 

[Ermintrude]

That's them clean! Need some new latex gloves. Ran out last week. !

 

[Keefy]

Thats defo a massive black *****

Stop PM'ing me, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

 

[solutions]

Do we have to post pics of us "using" the gift?

Depends what you were sent. If you feel comfortable having pictures taken of you using a big tool then go for it.

 

[julesverne]

Picked mine up today from the post office.

 

[Barry98]

So when we opening them and getting pics up

 

[julesverne]

I would say opening after 6.00pm christmas eve is ok but im not opening mine till chrimbo day but people may be busy all day chrimbo day so christmas eve is good too.

 

[jefaz]

Has everyone got them now??

 

[SimonG]

Ive received mine and my receivee have received theres.

 

[Barry98]

Well as lame has opened his I think we should all open them and post pics over the weekend while we have some down time

 

[Killy Bing]

Still haven't got mine....getting worried its going to be a croppie surprise....