Week 3 in the great Intergas virgin give-away

[Rickster123]

For doing what?

For being a genuinely bloody nice bloke?

 

[Dotty]

For being a genuinely bloody nice bloke?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh.......

You're serious.....

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

For he's a jolly good felllllllllllllow hang on I've got the WRONG bloke sorry APP:30:

 

[Rickster123]

Ray knows a good egg when he sees one...

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Man, the bars real high here...

 

[REDSAW]

well done lord ray, your 8000 today

too win a boiler from you, or not

either way i will not give a tot

as next week i'm on oliday.


tho ponderance based on this

however, not to take the p1ss

it is up to me upon my return

if ye shall stay for 8001,

heres to a happy return.....
:50::46:arty:resents2:

 

[IDCHAPPY]

A boiler reminds me of my wife,
They both play a big part in my life,
They both always run hot and cold,
And get temperamental as the get old.

I service each boiler once a year,
usually when my wife asks" can you service me dear",
The boiler manual is good to look through,
I wish the wife came with instructions too,

When my wife and i fall out,
She always seems to scream and shout,
Just like a boiler when it's starting to break,
With the grumbling moaning and strange noises it makes,

Then i work out what boiler part to buy,
Sometimes i think "I'll give this part a try",
At least a boiler will give me a clue,
For my wifes birthday present i never know what to do,

But i know with a little hard work and time,
I will get that boiler running just fine,
And just like my marriage that runs cold and hot,
I will always try and fix it no matter what....

 

[jonnyswamp]

A boiler reminds me of my wife,
They both play a big part in my life,
They both always run hot and cold,
And get temperamental as the get old.

I service each boiler once a year,
usually when my wife asks" can you service me dear",
The boiler manual is good to look through,
I wish the wife came with instructions too,

When my wife and i fall out,
She always seems to scream and shout,
Just like a boiler when it's starting to break,
With the grumbling moaning and strange noises it makes,

Then i work out what boiler part to buy,
Sometimes i think "I'll give this part a try",
At least a boiler will give me a clue,
For my wifes birthday present i never know what to do,

But i know with a little hard work and time,
I will get that boiler running just fine,
And just like my marriage that runs cold and hot,
I will always try and fix it no matter what....

Ya big softie:smile:

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Not what the wife calls me mate :lol:

 

[Ray Stafford]

sorry guys - its going to be tomorrow before I can give this the attention it deserves, which gives everyone a last chance to submit some award winning verse!