One night only

[Leo21]

What do you mean. No one sees it, you e just showed it on line. It'll be on fb in a minute

 

[zeebeedee]

I agree to a point. But I think as long as the bad tattoo is hidden then I think it's ok. No one sees mine as its on my bum. My two upper arm half sleeves are on show all the time and there really good to be honest. Never had any complaints.

In turkey a few years back. Some fella came back from the town and came to the bar telling people him and his missus got matching tatoos, turns out it was this.... Oh how I laughed

 

[Leo21]

Did you meet them as well?

Probably, veryow standards me.

 

[villa_tom]

In turkey a few years back. Some fella came back from the town and came to the bar telling people him and his missus got matching tatoos, turns out it was this.... Oh how I laughed

When you say some fella, you mean you don't you. And when you say missus you mean your boyfriend dont you.
Feel free to be yourself. Your amongst friends. You can tell us the truth mate. Just keep quite when system3 is about as he will probably lynch you ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

what made you have a mike tattoo ?

Ive got a few tattoos and always wanted a silly one. I was off work for three weeks a while back between contracts and just decided to do it. Hurt like hell and took forever but it was worth it. It comes out a lot when I've had a few though ;-)

 

[zeebeedee]

Systems Christmas best

 

[villa_tom]

What do you mean. No one sees it, you e just showed it on line. It'll be on fb in a minute

Good job I'm not on FB then. I can't stand the thing. 🙂

 

[dancinplumba]

Ive got a few tattoos and always wanted a silly one. I was off work for three weeks a while back between contracts and just decided to do it. Hurt like hell and took forever but it was worth it. It comes out a lot when I've had a few though ;-)

a good icebreaker at parties 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

I heard Colin has this tattoo on is backside (ironically)

 

[villa_tom]

Colin and his mates 🙂

 

[Leo21]

Good job I'm not on FB then. I can't stand the thing. 🙂

Nor me. Deleted my account.

 

[kay-jay]

I don't believe this. Just opened a beer stood in kitchen and the dog cocked his leg and pi ss ed on me

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[kay-jay]

Wa nker must not like heineken

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[Leo21]

a good icebreaker at parties 🙂

What sort of parties though?

 

[villa_tom]

I don't believe this. Just opened a beer stood in kitchen and the dog cocked his leg and pi ss ed on me

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When mans best friend decides he doesn't like you, then its probably about time to admit defeat and realise your a nob ;-)

 

[Leo21]

When mans best friend decides he doesn't like you, then its probably about time to admit defeat and realise your a nob ;-)

Very very funny.

 

[Leo21]

Wa nker must not like heineken

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Not many disconcerting folk do.

 

[dancinplumba]

Nor me. Deleted my account.

No, they Deleted your account coz of all the offensive pics you kept putting up

 

[villa_tom]

a good icebreaker at parties 🙂

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

 

[zeebeedee]

Wa nker must not like heineken

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Dont blame it. Well in dog!

 

[zeebeedee]

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

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Thats not a ****ing watch!!!! It's a clock tied to your wrist!

 

[Leo21]

Makes you look like one of them rapping fellows.

 

[Barry98]

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

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theres a old saying the smaller the watch the bigger the **** , the bigger the clock the smaller the ****

 

[villa_tom]

Thats not a ****ing watch!!!! It's a clock tied to your wrist!

Suprisingly its not that heavy. I love it

 

[Leo21]

theres a old saying the smaller the watch the bigger the **** , the bigger the clock the smaller the ****

My watch is a teeny tiny thing.

 

[kay-jay]

im Well into dogs! Love smearing pedigree chum on my balls and having it licked off

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[villa_tom]

theres a old saying the smaller the watch the bigger the **** , the bigger the clock the smaller the ****

Thats just someone wifey said to you when she got you a rubbish watch for Xmas one year.

 

[dancinplumba]

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

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clearly you only aspire to chavvy women if that impresses them

 

[kay-jay]

im Well into dogs! I like smearing pedigree chum on my balls and having it licked off

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[zeebeedee]

Everyone get this bought get it to number one

Justice Collective: He Aint Heavy Hes My Brother: Hillsborough Tribute Single 2012 (2012): CDS: hmv.com

 

[Barry98]

Thats just someone wifey said to you when she got you a rubbish watch for Xmas one year.

i heard when you and your lass go togther and you first took your pants off , she pointed and laughed and asked who you going to satisfy with that ? and all you replied was MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[zeebeedee]

My cock is a teeny tiny thing it makes my wife cry.

Unlucky

 

[kay-jay]

Stop the private messages zeb. For the last time im not sending you pics of my dog

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[villa_tom]

clearly you only aspire to chavvy women if that impresses them

Having been in a relationship for 7 years and it finishing this time last year, I'm not in no rush to be "a couple" again. So ladies of little virtue are fine by me for the time being.

 

[Leo21]

Little or no virtue, that's my type to

 

[villa_tom]

i heard when you and your lass go togther and you first took your pants off , she pointed and laughed and asked who you going to satisfy with that ? and all you replied was MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Says the man who has to make up for his tiny manhood with 7k engagement rings. I think you'll find that's called bribery lee ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

Little or no virtue, that's my type to

Im on about women though mate ;-)

 

[Leo21]

Bumlucky

Not again zeb, for goodness sake!

 

[Leo21]

Im on about men though mate ;-)

Not you as well

 

[Barry98]

I heard little and blind

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Probably outside the town hall with his bill board front reads the world ends Friday , even though its Saturday back reads vote yes to same sex marriage

followed by half price bathroom fits in the new year !

 

[Leo21]

I heard little and blind

Blinds always a bonus.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

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**** me did that fall off the town hall, still I suppose breitlings, rolex and omegas are just far to common. Do you get your apprentice to strap it on !! (the watch that is)

 

[villa_tom]

Blinds always a bonus, a ***** is a better bonus though.

Errrrr!!!!

 

[villa_tom]

**** me did that fall off the town hall, still I suppose breitlings, rolex and omegas are just far to common. Do you get your apprentice to strap it on !! (the watch that is)

I'd love a breitling. I've got a silver Rolex though. Only comes out at weddings etc, or any time I have to wear a suit. It's small and understated and I like it.

Ive got a cheap watch or work though. It's a breo. You should check them out. They are only a tenner and made of rubber. There sweet for work. I probably get through 2 a year but at the price they are its ok.

 

[Leo21]

I'd love a breitling. I've got a silver Rolex though. Only comes out at weddings etc, or any time I have to wear a suit. It's small and understated and I like it.

Ive got a cheap watch or work though. It's a breo. You should check them out. They are only a tenner and made of rubber. There sweet for work. I probably get through 2 a year but at the price they are its ok.

Got a tag for non overall days, and a g shock for work. Lasted three years so far

 

[kay-jay]

enough about watches.Got a *** for non overall days, and a butt plug and a string of anal beads for work. Lasted three years so far

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[kay-jay]

Crikey Leo you sound like zeb...

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[villa_tom]

You know too much about gay things Kay jay. Are you keeping secrets?

 

[Leo21]

Crikey Wouldnt mind slipping one into zeb...

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God your at it now!

 

[zeebeedee]

You know too much about gay things Kay jay. Are you keeping secrets?

He's a one trick pony

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I'd love a breitling. I've got a silver Rolex though. Only comes out at weddings etc, or any time I have to wear a suit. It's small and understated and I like it.

Ive got a cheap watch or work though. It's a breo. You should check them out. They are only a tenner and made of rubber. There sweet for work. I probably get through 2 a year but at the price they are its ok.

Hear what your saying Tom, howevor im a bit of a watch nut and bought all three in another life when I could afford them lol !
For work i wear an almost indestructable Casio g shock solar, you could lump hammer this thing and it would smile right back atcha !!

 

[kay-jay]

You know too much about gay things Kay jay. Are you keeping secrets?

Only from the pm's zeb sends me

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[kay-jay]

i once had a long dic k pony. Never had constipation since

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[Plum Bob 66]

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So now ive found another use for my bung set,missus thinks its a bit kinky though.

 

[kay-jay]

Good for you zeb. Ill stick to traditional remedies though.

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[villa_tom]

Hear what your saying Tom, howevor im a bit of a watch nut and bought all three in another life when I could afford them lol !
For work i wear an almost indestructable Casio g shock solar, you could lump hammer this thing and it would smile right back atcha !!

I like my watches too mate. I like all things fashion wise. Clothes is my biggest expenditure really. I'm always shopping online and buying clothes.

Watches though are something I like to buy, I've got a few, there all made by diesel though, apart from the Rolex which my dad gave me, he's into watches too.

 

[zeebeedee]

Systems latest pm

 

[zeebeedee]

I like my watches too mate. I like all things fashion wise. Clothes is my biggest expenditure really. I'm always shopping online and buying clothes.

Watches though are something I like to buy, I've got a few, there all made by diesel though, apart from the Rolex which my dad gave me, he's into watches too.

Will you shut the f u ck up about your watch no one cares ;-)

 

[Leo21]

So now ive found another use for my bung set,missus thinks its a bit kinky though.

Make sure you keep the string in so there retrievable. Wouldn't want a hospital visit.

 

[Leo21]

Where is system?

 

[villa_tom]

Will you shut the f u ck up about your watch no one cares ;-)

Here you go 🙂

 

[Carl86]

Wonder if ideal world do these? Help shift the christmas flab.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I like my watches too mate. I like all things fashion wise. Clothes is my biggest expenditure really. I'm always shopping online and buying clothes.

Watches though are something I like to buy, I've got a few, there all made by diesel though, apart from the Rolex which my dad gave me, he's into watches too.

Nowadays its spent keeping the kids fed, watered and the Mrs in fake laboutins !!!

 

[zeebeedee]

Where is system?

Recruiting new members

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Here you go 🙂

seconded !!!

 

[Leo21]

Here you go 🙂

Those hands are very clean, what do you do for a living?

 

[kay-jay]

Make sure you keep the string in so there retrievable. Wouldn't want a hospital visit.

Was it more embarrassing for you the first time you went to casualty for things stuck up your rse or the nineteenth time?

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[Leo21]

Was it more embarrassing for you the first time you went to casualty for things stuck up your rse or the nineteenth time?

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On first name terms now.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

i am here too

 

[zeebeedee]

i am here too

Was that a cry for help there?

 

[Leo21]

It was more embarrassing for me the first time i went to casualty for things stuck up your rse or the nineteenth time?

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I sympathise, I really do.

 

[dancinplumba]

i am gay too

we know stan we have seen you out with zeb

 

[Barry98]

Hehehe

 

[villa_tom]

Those hands are very clean, what do you do for a living?

I contract to BG. I service boilers by driving past the property with my FGA out the window. Don't we all do that?

 

[villa_tom]

i am here too

We noticed. Can you go away now please?

 

[Leo21]

I'm off out now for a few hours to play pool and drink beer. I shall offer my retort to any abuse upon my return.

 

[villa_tom]

I'm off out now for a few hours to play pool and drink beer. I shall offer my retort to any abuse upon my return.

P I S S off then

 

[dancinplumba]

I contract to BG. I service boilers by driving past the property with my FGA out the window. Don't we all do that?

off thread tom but whats the test like ? mates got interview and test in jan

 

[Leo21]

P I S S off then

Mill miss the witty banter while I'm out.

 

[kay-jay]

I'm off out now to find a few men to play with . I shall offer a full report on my bum abuse upon my return.

Whatever floats your boat. Just don't tell system😱



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[villa_tom]

off thread tom but whats the test like ? mates got interview and test in jan

40 question. All safety related. Then a few breakdown questions. If you pass the safety your in. The breakdown test is easy if you fail it's ok, they will just give you services.

 

[dancinplumba]

I'm off out now for a few hours to play with my cock and drink beer. I shall offer my retort to any abuse upon my return.

dirty dirty fooker

 

[zeebeedee]

Mill miss the witty banter while I'm out.

Your just being nice now, it wasn't even witty!

 

[Rickster123]

My kids are now watching monsters inc and all because Tom put a pic of his a r s e up on screen. I feel dirty!

 

[Leo21]

Your just being nice now, it wasn't even witty!

Iike to call it sarcasm.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I am GAY to and have been whiting all this time to tell every one , you know how it goes in British Gas

oh noooooo you too 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

My kids are now watching monsters inc and all because Tom put a pic of his a r s e up on screen. I feel dirty!

Quality film. But you'll fell dirty because of the lack of showering and poor personal hygiene.

 

[kay-jay]

zeb....oh how i'll miss the little bender while I'm out.

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[SafeGasInstall]

I contract to BG. I service boilers by driving past the property with my FGA out the window. Don't we all do that?

at least you dont tell bull **** like the rest of bg engineers

 

[villa_tom]

off thread tom but whats the test like ? mates got interview and test in jan

Plus DP, don't lie. We all know you haven't got any mates ;-)

 

[Rickster123]

Quality film. But you'll fell dirty because of the lack of showering and poor personal hygiene.

We're on a water meter! U wait till you buy your own place you're in for a nasty shock!

 

[Leo21]

Ill never be able to watch that film again without the thought of that hairy arse. Ruined, ruined I tell ya.

 

[villa_tom]

We're on a water meter! U wait till you buy your own place you're in for a nasty shock!

A real plumber and gas fitter would know how to bypass water and gas meters.

YOU CALL YOURSELF A TRADESMAN, GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!!!!!!

 

[kay-jay]

My kids are now watching Tom put a pic of his a r s e up on screen!

Sick weirdo :thumbdown:



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[Rickster123]

A real plumber and gas fitter would know how to bypass water and gas meters.

YOU CALL YOURSELF A TRADESMAN, GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!!!!!!

Ive never called myself a plumber!

 

[villa_tom]

Ill never be able to watch that film again without the thought of that hairy arse. Ruined, ruined I tell ya.

Look carefully. Not a hair on there. I'm the unhairyest bloke in the world. I'm 26 and don't even shave :-( I've only got three pubes still 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

Ive never called myself a plumber!

Neither would I with the state of some of your work 🙂

 

[SafeGasInstall]

is there no even one lady here to do a dance for all the members here ???

 

[kay-jay]

Look carefully. -( I've only got three pubes still , and i pi ss through one of them🙂

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