One night only

[zeebeedee]

Systems Christmas best

 

[villa_tom]

What do you mean. No one sees it, you e just showed it on line. It'll be on fb in a minute

Good job I'm not on FB then. I can't stand the thing. 🙂

 

[dancinplumba]

Ive got a few tattoos and always wanted a silly one. I was off work for three weeks a while back between contracts and just decided to do it. Hurt like hell and took forever but it was worth it. It comes out a lot when I've had a few though ;-)

a good icebreaker at parties 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

I heard Colin has this tattoo on is backside (ironically)

 

[villa_tom]

Colin and his mates 🙂

 

[Leo21]

Good job I'm not on FB then. I can't stand the thing. 🙂

Nor me. Deleted my account.

 

[kay-jay]

I don't believe this. Just opened a beer stood in kitchen and the dog cocked his leg and pi ss ed on me

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[kay-jay]

Wa nker must not like heineken

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[Leo21]

a good icebreaker at parties 🙂

What sort of parties though?

 

[villa_tom]

I don't believe this. Just opened a beer stood in kitchen and the dog cocked his leg and pi ss ed on me

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When mans best friend decides he doesn't like you, then its probably about time to admit defeat and realise your a nob ;-)

 

[Leo21]

When mans best friend decides he doesn't like you, then its probably about time to admit defeat and realise your a nob ;-)

Very very funny.

 

[Leo21]

Wa nker must not like heineken

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Not many disconcerting folk do.

 

[dancinplumba]

Nor me. Deleted my account.

No, they Deleted your account coz of all the offensive pics you kept putting up

 

[villa_tom]

a good icebreaker at parties 🙂

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

 

[zeebeedee]

Wa nker must not like heineken

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Dont blame it. Well in dog!

 

[zeebeedee]

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

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Thats not a ****ing watch!!!! It's a clock tied to your wrist!

 

[Leo21]

Makes you look like one of them rapping fellows.

 

[Barry98]

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

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theres a old saying the smaller the watch the bigger the **** , the bigger the clock the smaller the ****

 

[villa_tom]

Thats not a ****ing watch!!!! It's a clock tied to your wrist!

Suprisingly its not that heavy. I love it

 

[Leo21]

theres a old saying the smaller the watch the bigger the **** , the bigger the clock the smaller the ****

My watch is a teeny tiny thing.

 

[kay-jay]

im Well into dogs! Love smearing pedigree chum on my balls and having it licked off

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[villa_tom]

theres a old saying the smaller the watch the bigger the **** , the bigger the clock the smaller the ****

Thats just someone wifey said to you when she got you a rubbish watch for Xmas one year.

 

[dancinplumba]

It ain't half. But no good when your in a bar talking to women. But I find this massive watch helps. Great conversation starter to be honest. Cost a fortune, but it was a treat to myself with my tax return

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clearly you only aspire to chavvy women if that impresses them

 

[kay-jay]

im Well into dogs! I like smearing pedigree chum on my balls and having it licked off

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[zeebeedee]

Everyone get this bought get it to number one

Justice Collective: He Aint Heavy Hes My Brother: Hillsborough Tribute Single 2012 (2012): CDS: hmv.com

 

[Barry98]

Thats just someone wifey said to you when she got you a rubbish watch for Xmas one year.

i heard when you and your lass go togther and you first took your pants off , she pointed and laughed and asked who you going to satisfy with that ? and all you replied was MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[zeebeedee]

My cock is a teeny tiny thing it makes my wife cry.

Unlucky

 

[kay-jay]

Stop the private messages zeb. For the last time im not sending you pics of my dog

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[villa_tom]

clearly you only aspire to chavvy women if that impresses them

Having been in a relationship for 7 years and it finishing this time last year, I'm not in no rush to be "a couple" again. So ladies of little virtue are fine by me for the time being.

 

[Leo21]

Little or no virtue, that's my type to

 

[villa_tom]

i heard when you and your lass go togther and you first took your pants off , she pointed and laughed and asked who you going to satisfy with that ? and all you replied was MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Says the man who has to make up for his tiny manhood with 7k engagement rings. I think you'll find that's called bribery lee ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

Little or no virtue, that's my type to

Im on about women though mate ;-)

 

[Leo21]

Bumlucky

Not again zeb, for goodness sake!

 

[Leo21]

Im on about men though mate ;-)

Not you as well

 

[Barry98]

I heard little and blind