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Welcome to the forum. Although you can post in any forum, the USA forum is here in case of local regs or laws
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Just got back in. What's with all the avatar changes, and how has this thread reached 30+ pages? It's all nonsense by the way, but good nonsense 🙂
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Me too. And I'm too ****ed to read through it all. From what I gather its mostly just bod and croppie being gay. Lets hope sys3 doesn't come and catch you at it lol
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I bet you go for a handful of frozen peas in the condom too don't you!
Im not ****ed and I'm just to lazy to read through the whole thing. Funny that system3 and gasman are not here.
I reckon their in some suppressed gay relationship and are going at it hammer and tongs right now, all whilst declaring their hatred of gays and gay relationships.
I am never having Sunday lunch at your house.........ever ;-)
Not too sure about them two, but I bet system3 is with a few boys taking it backshot right now 🙂
Ive got a loyalty card. One more visit and I get a free spanking. I only go if Colin is wearing his Scottish skirt though ;-)
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My mate at school once boasted he took a Sarah Lee choclate cake out of the fridge, took it up to his bedroom and shoved his d i c k into it, he then picked all the pubes off it, smoothed the hole back over and put it back in the fridge. He and his family ate it the next day apparantly.
He also made a snowman in his back garden and s h a g g e d that up the arse.
Thats just made my night. Not the chocolate cake thing, that's rank. But the snowman thing is brilliant. I didn't even know snowmen has arses.
Scottish skirt?. Tom have you got man-jel over our national dress? Lol
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Phil, "your mate" has done a lot of dubious things. Any thing you want to confess seeing as thread will be deleted within 24 hrs?
Nowt closet about it matey, well documented, all the quicker to pump you with my dear! Lol
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Croppie; gotta apologise before my next post goes up because I've no idea why I did it. I was having a Chinese meal and this thread came across my mind, couldn't remember anyone's name except yours, so no malice intended. Sorry.
If I haven't left my phone in the cab I'll post the pic.
Who's got a big red cherry nose? Who laughs this way ho ho ho? must be santa, must be santa must be santa santa clause #### :santa1:
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500 and odd (very odd) posts about how you little Englanders love to f u c k i n g jobby jab each other. Knew it all along, 80% of you lot are p o o f t e r s and shirt lifters, that's why you all defended sausage jockey marriage. You're all married to each other, spreading your jobbies amongst each other.
Good morning chaps. Hope you all had a good time,
Good morning chaps. Hope you all had a good time,
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I hung about all last night, but none of the nice forum boys would offer me a date :sweatdrop:
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Please tell Bod that he loves ME, not You. That's not fair and I'm reporting you to admin.
"Ooooohhhh I'm next! Take me! Take me!"
Rumour has it you don't wear anything under them things. Is that for easy access?
Morning princess, good night out?
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Yes John, had a brilliant night out, got the hangover from Hell. But please don't report me to admin.
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Wish I could have been here last night, just read through it all and what a laugh!
Good you all had such fun and I hope we can do this once or twice a year on a public holiday. Next one Easter?
Good you all had such fun and I hope we can do this once or twice a year on a public holiday. Next one Easter?
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I was honestly thinking last Saturday of the month. Shelley kept giving me The Look cos I kept laughing last night.
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You talking about us mods again pal? That's one super dooper, flooper trooper infraction heading yer way sunshine. :rofl:
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From 4pm. And he's not Flexible Frank for nothing you know! I've heard he's so well endowed down there, that I've just gotta have a peek.
Look at the way he bends his big muscular Jock hips when he walks! Dazzling that.
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Up here it's called humour pal! Down your way you don't have the intelligence for witty retort. After all how on gods' f u c k i n g good earth would someone vote for Cameron and Clegg? You lot did and once again you all make a c u n t of everyones lives.
Thank you my little English poppets. Luv ya all, even the gay ones get a liked a bit too.
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Oh it's witty retort you're after then is it, well, well ,well what about this?
Haggis breathe!
You asked for it pal, you asked for it...
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Thany you JC your compliments know no bounds. Haggis is delicious, so is irn bru and Scotch Whisky and well everything from my hallowed country. Thank you, I'm so honoured.
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