One night only

[kay-jay]

Thanks Dave...

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[kay-jay]

Surly the swear filter should be removed for this thread tonight?!?

Them poxy c unts can't do it so you have to learn another way how to fu cking swear🙂

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[tweakyboy]

 

[Dotty]

Them poxy c unts can't do it so you have to learn another way how to fu cking swear🙂

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Which should be easy enough as you all talk multiple forms of bollox!

 

[kay-jay]

They can however charge your f cking avatar... That swine bod made me have a yorkshire rose. Tw at!

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[Dotty]

They can however charge your f cking avatar... That swine bod made me have a yorkshire rose. Tw at!

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Suits yer. A lancastrian is the next best thing to a tight fisted w@nker!

 

[AlexGas]

It's ok.... This is what you've got to face in the morning....
View attachment 9740

This is nothing...
Check this one out!
LiveLeak.com - Man Attempts To Re-Open Turd-Clogged Sewer Pipe (Horrific)

 

[Resolute]

Right, just got in and no way I'm reading through this whole thread - anyone wanna summarise it for me?

Failing that, who's been banned?!

 

[Barry98]

They voted and decided your either gay or a cu nt

 

[kay-jay]

Suits yer. A lancastrian is the next best thing to a tight fisted w@nker!

Steady on fella don't forget i got the next pic from the one destroyer posted! You know the one...same pic but with a wig....hmmm touch of the pat butchers about it...🙂

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[Dotty]

They voted and decided your either gay or a cu nt

And, in some cases, both.

 

[REDSAW]

bit noisy in here tonight!!lol

 

[Destroyer2813]

Theres a lot of gay love about no-ones banned yet and Bod"s trying to make everyone join his yorkshire army by changing there avatars

 

[Dotty]

bit noisy in here tonight!!lol

Feckin is now the gobshyte's turned up lol

 

[julesverne]

Right, just got in and no way I'm reading through this whole thread - anyone wanna summarise it for me?

Failing that, who's been banned?!

your def a ****

 

[dave1]

This is nothing...
Check this one out!
LiveLeak.com - Man Attempts To Re-Open Turd-Clogged Sewer Pipe (Horrific)

Talk about up to ya neck in it!!

 

[Dotty]

Steady on fella don't forget i got the next pic from the one destroyer posted! You know the one...same pic but with a wig....hmmm touch of the pat butchers about it...🙂

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If it weren't for the fact you're a dab hand with the home brew.......

 

[AlexGas]

This looks like fun!

 

[Resolute]

Well I've now got a beer and watching the ruckus!

 

[kay-jay]

This looks like bumfun time! Can i join in?
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Ask zeb....
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[AlexGas]

The noise looks OK.

 

[Resolute]

your def a ****

Can't be, ****'s are useful!

 

[SimonG]

A one night free for all and this is it. Four foot snake.

 

[heliotrope]

Who lieves in the hosuse like this?

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:smile::smile: I service a Grant boiler in that road. Haven't seen a 'GAYHOUSE' there (but then
I haven't looked for one).

 

[Resolute]

:smile::smile: I service a Grant boiler in that road. Haven't seen a 'GAYHOUSE' there (but then
I haven't looked for one).

Bet that's not all you service in that road

 

[Dotty]

Check out my new anal intruder!
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You need help mate!

 

[kay-jay]

you are all a bunch of cnuts i can't believe i have had you all fooled for so long .........im not commercial you silly bastrads im a painter and decorator and a forum troll...

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[AlexGas]

Haven't you got one?

 

[kay-jay]

I knew it croppie you fake tw at🙂

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[REDSAW]

This looks like fun!
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the green banana looking one, is that yours?

 

[CES]

Didn't know you liked maltesers John!

 

[AlexGas]

Just like that

 

[CES]

Alexgas.. Are you the only one in the village?

 

[PlumbBobBob]

thought it would have been a bit more raucous by now

 

[REDSAW]

Just like that
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do you actually enjoy sitting on that me little elf?

 

[CES]

I've just arrived.. Having difficulty with the keyboard though steveb.

 

[AlexGas]

the green banana looking one, is that yours?

It's amazing what you can do with that...

 

[tweakyboy]

thought it would have been a bit more raucous by now

I can make it a bit more blue if you want?

Ut oh what have I done!

 

[AlexGas]

Alexgas.. Are you the only one in the village?

Yes, just me.

 

[REDSAW]

didnt know bod was batting for the other side???????????????/

 

[CES]

Just found out, jäger, vodka and benylin mixed with Irn bru, doesn't help your cold, but oh... What a buzz...

 

[Dotty]

I can make it a bit more blue if you want?

Uh oh what have I done!

Fecked it right up by looks of things!

 

[CES]

Where's the like button went?..

 

[Dotty]

Where's the like button went?..

Mine works you space cadet!

 

[Phil]

Was talking to a customer of mine the other day and we got on to the subject of glory holes for some reason, he said he was at the seaside somewhere and he was in a toilet cubicle and there was a hole with some toilet paper shoved in it. After a little while a bloke's d i c k came though so he took he shoe off and belted it repeatedly until it was so swollen he couldn't get it back though! lol

He left the cubicle and kicked the next door open and there was another bloke in there with him stood in a shopping bag!

 

[Dotty]

Was talking to a customer of mine the other day and we got on to the subject of glory holes for some reason, he said he was at the seaside somewhere and he was in a toilet cubicle and there was a hole with some toilet paper shoved in it. After a little while a bloke's d i c k came though so he took he shoe off and belted it repeatedly until it was so swollen he couldn't get it back though! lol

He left the cubicle and kicked the next door open and there was another bloke in there with him stood in a shopping bag!

That was Zeb and Leo on their away day.

 

[CES]

Just found it, was thinking I forgot the sign there! Lol

 

[Dotty]

Just found it, was thinking I forgot the sign there! Lol

Spanner! Lol

 

[CES]

Was talking to a customer of mine the other day and we got on to the subject of glory holes for some reason, he said he was at the seaside somewhere and he was in a toilet cubicle and there was a hole with some toilet paper shoved in it. After a little while a bloke's d i c k came though so he took he shoe off and belted it repeatedly until it was so swollen he couldn't get it back though! lol

He left the cubicle and kicked the next door open and there was another bloke in there with him stood in a shopping bag!

Do you have an address?.. Just in case I find out who it was.....

 

[REDSAW]

fer****s sake!, we cant make the forum any simpler!!

 

[tweakyboy]

Fecked it right up by looks of things!

Better you tight cu nt?

 

[AlexGas]

.......

 

[Dotty]

Do you have an address?.. Just in case I find out who it was.....

Still, at least your mate was there to kiss it better!

 

[Phil]

didnt know bod was batting for the other side???????????????/

I've started seeing this woman who swings both ways, she's in a kind of open relationship and I'm her bit on the side during the week. I had a blow by blow account of what she gets up to with other women.....jesus

 

[Dotty]

Better you tight cu nt?

Just made me mouth water!

 

[AlexGas]

No away!

 

[Phil]

Do you have an address?.. Just in case I find out who it was.....

I think it was Southend but not sure...

 

[Dotty]

I've started seeing this woman who swings both ways, she's in a kind of open relationship and I'm her bit on the side during the week. I had a blow by blow account of what she gets up to with other women.....jesus

Do tell!

 

[CES]

Still, at least your mate was there to kiss it better!

Kiss it better?..I want my money!!!...

 

[tweakyboy]

No away!

Just cause you bat for the other side, I could find something for you on google but I bet your computer is rammed with loads of images to keep you content for a few seconds, being a 2 jerk squirt!

 

[CES]

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Better you tight cu nt?

Oi!... What's the wife's pic doing here?... I told ya tweaks, just for you!..

 

[tweakyboy]

Oi!... What's the wife's pic doing here?... I told ya tweaks, just for you!..

I couldn't help it, were all in this together. Aren't we?

 

[AlexGas]

Just cause you bat for the other side, I could find something for you on google but I bet your computer is rammed with loads of images to keep you content for a few seconds, being a 2 jerk squirt!

My computer is squeaky clean!

 

[CES]

I couldn't help it, were all in this together. Aren't we?

We were the other week.. Btw she found your watch yesterday, It eventually came out, will I post it to you?.

 

[hammers4spanner]

My computer is squeaky clean!

unlike your bum

 

[Phil]

Do tell!

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

 

[Carl86]

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

offfft..... bet she can suck a bowling ball through a straw that one phil.

 

[CES]

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

Run Forrest, she's gonna do the old strap on on you!!

 

[AlexGas]

unlike your bum

My bum is squeaky clean too! :christmaswreath:

 

[Resolute]

Run Forrest, she's gonna do the old strap on on you!!

Probably already has!

 

[Dotty]

My bum is squeaky clean too! :christmaswreath:

Nope. Still not tempted.

 

[Dotty]

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

 

[AlexGas]

The shop was never open anyway.

 

[AlexGas]

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

Nice!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Nope. Still not tempted.

zebeedee probably is

 

[Dotty]

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

Bixsexual that should've been. Poxy HTC autocorrect!

 

[AlexGas]

Love

 

[Phil]

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

Damn my keyboard!, why can't I edit in this f u c k i n g section!

 

[Rickster123]

What have I missed then? Other than biscuit ****?! That's one for the w a n k bank!

 

[Leo21]

What have I missed then? Other than biscuit ****?! That's one for the w a n k bank!

Shouldnt you be resting for your big day on Monday.

 

[Phil]

400 likes, in one night banter? omg!

 

[tweakyboy]

We were the other week.. Btw she found your watch yesterday, It eventually came out, will I post it to you?.

Yeah if you could please, just make sure you scrape off the sweetcorn before you post it. Thanks

Address is

PO BOX
YOUR WIFE HAS A MASSIVE ASSHOLE
SWEETCORN AVENUE
BUM TOWN
BU7 0LE

 

[Dotty]

What have I missed then? Other than biscuit ****?! That's one for the w a n k bank!

So its you who plays the biscuit game!

 

[hammers4spanner]

alex gas has a squeaky clean bum

 

[CES]

Bixsexual that should've been. Poxy HTC autocorrect!

Ive been trying to work out what that was... This drink isn't as strong as I thought it was...

 

[Phil]

Shouldnt you be resting for your big day on Monday.

Back home Leo? Is that a used jonny hanging out of your arse old pal??

 

[Rickster123]

Shouldnt you be resting for your big day on Monday.

Fooking hell you're still here! You must be red roar by now!

 

[Leo21]

alex gas has a squeaky clean bum

And how do you know this nugget of information?

 

[Rickster123]

So its you who plays the biscuit game!

Every single day croppie!

 

[Dotty]

And how do you know this nugget of information?

He volunteered it. And his arse.

 

[tweakyboy]

alex gas has a squeaky clean bum, well he did until i spunked all over it

Please keep it to yourself, only digging yourself a hole bigger than alex gas's bum.

 

[hammers4spanner]

And how do you know this nugget of information?

nuggets n bum is that just a typo or do yu have something to tell us?

 

[Leo21]

Back home Leo? Is that a used jonny hanging out of your arse old pal??

PHil, I asked you to check when you pulled out.

 

[hammers4spanner]

Please keep it to yourself, only digging yourself a hole bigger than alex gas's bum.

soo how do you know how big alex gas bum is???

 

[CES]

Yeah if you could please, just make sure you scrape off the sweetcorn before you post it. Thanks

Address is

PO Box 69
Juicy Bi Bum
I Love Cock all ways
BUM TOWN
BU7 0LE

Ok will do...

 

[Leo21]

nuggets n bum is that just a typo or do yu have something to tell us?

Thers no bum in my post fella, something in on your mind.

 

[AlexGas]

In your dreams!

 

[tweakyboy]

400 likes, in one night? omg!

Thats what she said, should have seen her fanny though. Size of a fuc king crater!

 

[tweakyboy]

Ok will do...

Mate thats alexgas's address, dont give it to him he will think its some sort of cock ring.

 

[Phil]

PHil, I asked you to check when you pulled out.

There must have been another already up there! I pulled mine out and stuffed it in your back pocket. :lol: