One night only

[JCplumb]

And CS for cr@p shag?

Or is that how you roll?

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot 😉

 

[Dotty]

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot 😉

They choose you. You don't get much of a choice!

 

[hammers4spanner]

They choose you. You don't get much of a choice!

go thailand then

 

[zeebeedee]

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot 😉

disinfectant I've heard

 

[hammers4spanner]

you lot obviously have not been to devon like fat club down here

 

[zeebeedee]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

 

[CES]

you lot obviously have not been to devon like fat club down here

Makes it easier to catch them though, with a comfy ride into the bargain..

 

[hammers4spanner]

i heard liverpuddle is a good spot for birds

 

[hammers4spanner]

Makes it easier to catch them though, with a comfy ride into the bargain..

you gotta see it they come trouncing into the bars orange looking size 16 bubble butt girating in front of you knocking pints everywhere screeching ere ya cont !!!

take that home to mum!!

 

[zeebeedee]

i heard liverpuddle is a good spot for birds

One of the best in the country I mean look at this stunner

 

[hammers4spanner]

yeah nice statue that !!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

you can change my avatar back sharpish as well lee

 

[Barry98]

you can change my avatar back sharpish as well lee

On my kiddies life that was not me , it's a copy cat with no original ideas of here own

 

[AlexGas]

One of the best in the country I mean look at this stunner

View attachment 9759

She'll never walk alone.

 

[Resolute]

Wish I could have been here last night, just read through it all and what a laugh!

Good you all had such fun and I hope we can do this once or twice a year on a public holiday. Next one Easter?

What about New Year's Day?

 

[SimonG]

Just texted a particularly fit customer while distracted by this thread...
Not good..
Can you spot the problem?
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A real mastercard moment. Priceless 🙂

 

[Leo21]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

Yeh but have you heard them speak!

 

[Leo21]

What about the birds in yorkshireland, crumpled tights or Trackys.

 

[villa_tom]

Who changed my picture thing? Change it back please or there'll be swear words posted all over this forum ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

Liverpool and best looking are a few words that I've never or probably will never hear in the same sentence before. If your into women in track suits and bleached blonde hair then knock yourself out mate 🙂

 

[Barry98]

Until next time arseholes

 

[Barry98]

Till sometime tomrrow were open for business

 

[Barry98]

Leo 21 run b1tch

 

[Leo21]

Leo 21 run b1tch

Im confused?

 

[Dotty]

Im confused?

Aren't you always!

 

[Leo21]

Aren't you always!

Your right it's deffinately happening more often.

 

[tweakyboy]

Not another 24 hours of gay insults surely? I'm sure Alexgas will be back for some more

 

[dancinplumba]

Not another 24 hours of gay insults surely? I'm sure Alexgas will be back for some more

is he gay ?

 

[villa_tom]

is he gay ?

Why you feeling lonely?

 

[Dotty]

Why you feeling lonely?

Not as lonely as you walking home alone from the trendy bar later.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I faking hate you all *******s 🙂

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I love you more then I love my job 🙂lol

 

[Barry98]

Not as lonely as you walking home alone from the trendy bar later.

With Gavin who just wants to be your friend

 

[dancinplumba]

Why you feeling lonely?

who are ya ? who are ya ?

 

[dancinplumba]

With Gavin who just wants to be your friend

careful tom, gavin loves ya

 

[Dotty]

I faking hate you all *******s 🙂

I love you more then I love my job 🙂lol

Stan, UKPF's Mr Schizophrenic lol

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Steal love u more then my job 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

Stan, UKPF's Mr Schizophrenic lol

Ill give you a tenner if you can type that later after a few 🙂

 

[Dotty]

Ill give you a tenner if you can type that later after a few 🙂

You're just trying to take your mind off the fact it'll just be you, Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters later aren't you!

 

[julesverne]

not fair i gotta go out now. have a good night gay boys

 

[Dotty]

You're just trying to take your mind off the fact it'll just be you, Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters later aren't you!

Unless, of course, Gavin does you a turn.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

going for a quick one out then Julian 🙂

 

[Dotty]

not fair i gotta go out now. have a good night gay boys

Coward.

 

[Leo21]

Have a good un fellas I'm off out now to,pickle my liver. My posts when I get back in may be somewhat more erratic.

 

[julesverne]

Coward.

Fcuk off northern pheasant

 

[julesverne]

i'll be back

 

[Barry98]

He's always quick there lass told me

 

[Dotty]

Have a good un fellas I'm off out now to,pickle my liver. My posts when I get back in may be somewhat more erratic.

So basically you're saying we won't read your gibberish through your gibberish......

 

[dancinplumba]

Fcuk off northern pheasant

oh croppie you are a pheasant

 

[dancinplumba]

i'll be back

dont bother

 

[Dotty]

Steve's pyshed already.

 

[kay-jay]

Again?

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[Barry98]

He's always 3 sheets to the wind easier to say when he's sober

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Are you all not ??

 

[Barry98]

Nope on call

 

[julesverne]

dont bother

dancinplumba-louis spence

gay boy

 

[dancinplumba]

Are you all playing with yourselves ? I am :

None of your business

 

[Barry98]

Told he was a quick in and out man

 

[Dotty]

Are you all not ??

Just getting back into the swing of it.

 

[dancinplumba]

julesverne-bum lickin tosser
gay boy

we know julien 🙂

 

[Barry98]

Just getting back into the swing of it.

Your into that swinging stuff John , heard your lass is

berzinga

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Omg I cannot take you 3 gay boys !!!
Steve
John
Lee

i will have to leave you , so you can have your dreamed 3 some !!!

 

[dancinplumba]

Your into that swinging stuff John , heard your lass is

berzinga

yep she is 😉

 

[Barry98]

Only 3some I dream of having is me and your lass n her sister or cousin or mate from home , so long as she's there I don't care

 

[Dotty]

No need for my girl to swing, I give her plenty, she's no need to look around.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

No need for my girl to swing, I give her plenty, she's no need to look around.

She told me she says that to you 🙂

 

[Barry98]

Not what I've heard lol

 

[Barry98]

Pee wee

 

[Dotty]

She told me she says that to you 🙂

She's such a kidder!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I will be back next year !!!
love you all

 

[Barry98]

Take it everyone is out on lash

 

[Dotty]

I'm not. Think Dancin's passed out though!

 

[kay-jay]

Im here. Wife sulking so i got feck all else to do

 

[Barry98]

Leave him where he fell , cleaners will wake him in morning

 

[Barry98]

Im here. Wife sulking so i got feck all else to do

Sup with the wench

 

[dancinplumba]

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[Dotty]

Sup with the wench

Kevs staying home with her.

 

[kay-jay]

She gone bed. Im on sofa tonight by looks of things. Happy new f ucking year

 

[Barry98]

Ooooo dear may as well go pub , meet you in rochdale ?

 

[kay-jay]

She'll sulk til march if i go out. Hoping she will soften a bit later on

 

[dancinplumba]

She gone bed. Im on sofa tonight by looks of things. Happy new f ucking year

not for you pmsl

 

[Barry98]

Looks like you'll be googling cliphunter then later

 

[Dotty]

So Villa-Tom's not the only one shaking hands with the unemployed later then?

 

[dancinplumba]

will lend you 'mavis' if you want ? shes my spare blow up, you carnt have madge tho, she's too good 🙂)

 

[TBServices]

Im here. Wife sulking so i got feck all else to do

Could be worse mate, could be in icu with a poorly baby that was due 3 weeks ago lol. Chin up princess.

 

[Dotty]

Could be worse mate, could be in icu with a poorly baby that was due 3 weeks ago lol. Chin up princess.

On the one hand it's good news, on the other it's sobering. Boy or girl? And hopefully the wee'un's only in the icu because of being late and induced.

My heart and thoughts are with you mate.

 

[dancinplumba]

Could be worse mate, could be in icu with a poorly baby that was due 3 weeks ago lol. Chin up princess.

yes, chin up princess, and you tb

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Be strong , Be strong !!!

 

[TBServices]

It's a girl. She swallowed a load of **** and its got into her lungs basically. Was on a vent etc for past two days. She's well on the mend but it looks like we're in for a bit of a wait till she can come home, even though she's out of the woods.

Other than that she's a big fat healthy baby. 9.9lbs

 

[Dotty]

Pleased for you mate, and well pleased she's out of the woods!

Congrats to you and especially to Mrs TB.

Now, what's littl'uns name so we can wet her head properly!

 

[TBServices]

Cheers croppie! It's Penny. I expect you all to compensate for my lack of drinking by having an extra one each! Back to the hospital I go....

 

[kay-jay]

Cheers croppie! It's Penny. I expect you all to compensate for my lack of drinking by having an extra one each! Back to the hospital I go....

I sincerely hope young penny has a long and wonderful life. All the best to you, mother and baby🙂

P.s i will have a drink for you all🙂🙂

 

[julesverne]

tb be strong my princess was born 13 week early and spent 5 months in neonatal unit and now 18yrs old giving me all sort of trouble love her to bit

 

[Dotty]

Not quite the same but my princess will be 20 in February, she nearly drowned in a garden pond when she was 1 and then spent 2 weeks in the icu.

She makes me laugh all the time. Complete lunatic.

 

[julesverne]

kids they make you laugh and cry in equal measure.

 

[dancinplumba]

so proud
View attachment 9881

 

[kay-jay]

She is thawing but still somewhat chilly.....😱

 

[Dotty]

She is thawing but still somewhat chilly.....😱

So what exactly did YOU do?

Tell Uncle Croppie.

I like a laugh!

 

[dancinplumba]

told her he was going to borrow 'mavis' 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Happy fu cking whatsisname!!!!🙂