a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[turnpin]

Wish I had the guts to put this on mine 😉

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY EH..? pmsl regards turnpin:8:

 

[tamz]

i think i'm going to hell for this one because i nearly pee'd myself laughing
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I'm not young and i still had a smile to this but remember old age can never be avoided and will come to us all even you.

 

[dancinplumba]

nah this is fer all ya none yorkies. learn from it 😉
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[mikegas]

Posh shop in Yorkshire

 

[Masood]

Posh shop in Yorkshire
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I drive past that regularly! You must be based quite near me - I'm in Chingford...

 

[CES]

Stolen from Facebook

 

[Barry98]

for all you wanna be`s

 

[dancinplumba]

check out post 1228 bod 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

View attachment 10260for all you wanna be`s

Typical Yorkshire man, always behind the times. 🙂

 

[CES]

[video=youtube;u7LgPvTYbw8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7LgPvTYbw8[/video]

 

[Barry98]

[video=youtube;u7LgPvTYbw8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7LgPvTYbw8[/video]

now that ive posted before many a time

 

[tamz]

Just cane in after a hard shift and went into the fridge for a burger...............aaaaaaaaaaannd their offff!

 

[chris watkins]

I drive past that regularly! You must be based quite near me - I'm in Chingford...

Or it could be a chain, ha ha ha!!!!

 

[Paulplumb]

apologies if previously posted

My missus crashed her car into some guy this morning She told the police the guy had been on his mobile and drinking a beer from a can at the time The police said he was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory..

 

[turnpin]

pierre luigi and paddy were discussing their lovemaking techniques ...pierre said after making love to his wife he kissed her from head to toe and she floated 6 inches off the bed
luigi said the same only his wife floated 12 inches of the bed
paddy said after he finished he got out of bed and wiped his bellend on the curtains and his wife hit the f.....ing ceiling:44:regards turnpin

 

[tamz]

I know a guy who actually did that! 2 minutes after telling her she wasn't as good as her mother :lol:

 

[Leo21]

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

nicked from FB

 

[turnpin]

I know a guy who actually did that! 2 minutes after telling her she wasn't as good as her mother :lol:

What a class act wow!!!!:8:regards turnpin

 

[villa_tom]

Check this bloke out. I think he's amazing. It's a bit of a long video but worth a watch 🙂

[DLMURL]http://vpic.epicfail.com/epicfail/incero-mobile-highq/1_16_beatbox.wmv.mp4[/DLMURL]

 

[villa_tom]

Britain:


The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

 

[villa_tom]

I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today.


Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse.

 

[villa_tom]

Hmmm, snow.


The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Hmmm, snow.


The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

unless she has a land rover

 

[TomLane]

.....

 

[turnpin]

Old couple at church at the back she...i just passed a little wind what should I do ?
He replies change your hearing aid batteries ....regards turnpin:grin:

 

[turnpin]

Old Girl goe's to gynaecologist for examination during examination he ask's ever had a check up here before?
No she replie's ...but during the war I had a Pole and two Hungarian's......regards turnpin

 

[SimonG]

Apparently after forensic investiagtion it's been found that the horses that were turned into burgers had been sexually assaulted. Police are looking for Jimmy Saddle.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Humour of the equine variey

Don't know what all the fuss is about, I've had loads of burgers from Tesco and I'm in a stable condition.





Today I'll be raising the horseburger issue in parliament and demanding an urgent steward's inquiry





At least we know now whats in the burgers now and that's the mane thing





I selected some burgers on the Tesco website... I then clicked on "add to cart"



Last crap horseburger joke, honest. When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare'. It's 'good to firm'.






I've just checked those Tesco burgers in the fridge.. and they're off.......



I think I had Tesco Horseburger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible night mares



What kind of bread do you put Tesco burgers in? Thorough bread.



Hey Tesco, why the long face!!!



I thought there was something dodgy about that burger the other night, it gave me the trots!



I had a burger before I went for a 4 mile run last night... I finished in six minutes & jumped 19 fences

 

[villa_tom]

Nor sure if this is allowed, if its not then can someone delete it ;-) it just got sent to me by email and made me laugh, so here goes

 

[dancinplumba]

no tom you shouldnt post pics of ya gonads 😉

 

[CES]

‎"Jump in and I'll take you home," I said to my dwarf neighbour, who was sat at the bus stop today.

"**** off!" he replied.

"Suit yourself then," I said, as I straightened up my backpack and continued with my walk.

 

[dancinplumba]

excellent tesco 🙂

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

thats going on FB

 

[dancinplumba]

just got it off my fb gas man lol