Secret Santa sticky

[Barry98]

Details to follow ,

jules

 

[Dotty]

We'd tell what's going on but it's secret........

 

[lame plumber]

just a ploy by croppie to get hannah to sit on his knee 🙂

 

[julesverne]

After croppie getting nice pressies of Stout I thought this would be a laugh for all so here goes UKPF's very own Secret Santa

anybody wishing to take part pm me your name and address no names addresses will be passed on to anyone other than the UKPF member drawn to get your pressie.

the rules are as follows these may be amended or added too slightly if they conflict with any policies of the UKPF and the fact that i am making the rules up as i go along :santa3:😛resents1::santa::santa5::santa_cheesy:

Rules

1. pm me your name and address
2. closing date is 30th November 2013
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.

HO HO HO

i know its a bit early but will need to get the names in and give people time to get pressie's and send them out.

 

[Killy Bing]

Croppies going to turn up at someones house on christmas day, wearing nothing more than a bow.......

 

[Dotty]

Croppies going to turn up at someones house on christmas day, wearing nothing more than a bow.......

Spoil the surprise why don't you!

Gobby wee bugger.

 

[julesverne]

1 member signed up already. dont hold back send us your names and addresses although i am but worried if we end up with an odd number if thatsthe case i'll send out 2 pressies.

 

[Killy Bing]

Spoil the surprise why don't you!

Gobby wee bugger.

Saves you getting arrested on Hannah's parent's behalf...... 😉

 

[erpkid]

Croppies going to turn up at someones house on christmas day, wearing nothing more than a bow.......

and a smile........

 

[Ermintrude]

Here's my fingers crossed! chipolata any one? ;(

 

[julesverne]

4 members added so far i will update daily on numbers from now on

 

[julesverne]

10 UKPF'RS signed up so far.

cmo'n guys you know you wanna do it.

 

[Dotty]

Sign up for the UKPuffer's secret santa or I WILL turn up at your door just wearing a bow!

You have been warned!

 

[julesverne]

we are still on 20 members signed there's a lot more that could be entering for the sake of tenner plus postage it aint gonna break the bank

so come on guys sign up today. you only have until the 30 th november before entries close.

thanks jules

 

[kay-jay]

Sign up for the UKPuffer's secret santa or I WILL turn up at your door just wearing a bow!

You have been warned!

If I get you in the ss im buying you a bigger bow. ..

 

[julesverne]

well its been nearly a week and we are still at 20 members

 

[Kev the gas]

I am in !

Does that sound wrong ????

 

[julesverne]

I am in !

Does that sound wrong ????

Yes its supposed to be a secret LMAO

 

[REDSAW]

only if your a christian of course or just like personal pressie's!!!!!!

 

[julesverne]

all names in the bag.

i'm just waiting on 2 members who said they are in but havent given me an address as of yet will wait till 6.00pm if they havent sent details then draw will take place without them.

28 names excluding the 2 who havent sent address in the pot at the moment.

 

[julesverne]

all names have been sent out jesus that was a mission in typing

 

[Rickster123]

Good on ya jules great effort mate.

 

[lame plumber]

oops deleted mine before I read it!!

 

[julesverne]

oops deleted mine before I read it!!

thats ok im buying you a butt plug asa special treat for you

 

[julesverne]

some places i found for buying secret santa gifts

The Coolest Things You Can Buy | Firebox
Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More Online Shopping | eBay
Find Me A Gift - the Home of Fun and Unusual Gifts and Presents
secret santa gifts | notonthehighstreet.com

 

[julesverne]

i think to be safe you need to be posting before the 15th december to be sure of it getting there in time also if cost allows please use a tracking service from your courier

 

[lame plumber]

some places i found for buying secret santa gifts

The Coolest Things You Can Buy | Firebox
Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More Online Shopping | eBay
Find Me A Gift - the Home of Fun and Unusual Gifts and Presents
secret santa gifts | notonthehighstreet.com

nothing there for 50p

 

[julesverne]

nothing there for 50p

pretty sure you must have a bit of yorkshire in your blood line somewhere

 

[julesverne]

how we all getting on i'm just waiting for gifts to turn then off to my unsuspecting victim
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[Ray Stafford]

Ordered mine on line and got an email. Out of stock until 16th dec. do I risk it?

 

[Rickster123]

I've just ordered mine!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ordered mine on line and got an email. Out of stock until 16th dec. do I risk it?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously. Sne I may, or may not, be in it.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sne =since

 

[PlumbBobBob]

i may or may not have ordered today too

 

[Dotty]

I may or may not have bought mine a couple of weeks ago cos it made me laugh.

Were I one of the ss's of course!

 

[julesverne]

just got a cracking bargain on ebay i thought i would be nice this year i honestly think they will like it. and if they don't well they can go fcuk themselves i have RSI after last night feckin typing all night

and breathe

 

[julesverne]

hypothetically if i was actually in it .

doh !!!!!

 

[julesverne]

if you need to ask your ss a question just pm me and i will pass it on.

 

[Kev the gas]

So, I am sure I'm NOT THE ONLY BLOKE WHO HAS NEVER SENT SOMEONE A PRESENT IN THE POST WHO HE DOES NOT KNOW !


Do I put with Love or Best Wishes ???

And then do I put my name?? that is if I had put my name in??

 

[Keefy]

So, I am sure I'm NOT THE ONLY BLOKE WHO HAS NEVER SENT SOMEONE A PRESENT IN THE POST WHO HE DOES NOT KNOW !


Do I put with Love or Best Wishes ???

And then do I put my name?? that is if I had put my name in??

I'm in the same boat. The missus tells me it's supposed to be completely anonymous but I'm not sure how we're doing 'our version'.

 

[jefaz]

Well if I had had chosen my gift and was theoretically going to send it to an unknown to me individual I would put kisses on the lot. Good job I'm not in it. Or am I????

 

[Keefy]

Well if I had had chosen my gift and was theoretically going to send it to an unknown to me individual I would put kisses on the lot. Good job I'm not in it. Or am I????

Yes, yes you are. How do I know that?

 

[jefaz]

Yes, yes you are. How do I know that?

Possibly cos I have previously posted that I was looking at the person I was drawn against house on google earth?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Well if I had had chosen my gift and was theoretically going to send it to an unknown to me individual I would put kisses on the lot. Good job I'm not in it. Or am I????

Hypothetically speaking you might now receive kisses with your gift (if you were in it that is) but only three people know the answer to that.......theoretically.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Possibly cos I have previously posted that I was looking at the person I was drawn against house on google earth?

That could have been a blue kipper!

 

[jefaz]

That could have been a blue kipper!

It may well have been a ruse. But then again I might want you to think that. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist".
But then I may have been too late entering it and as such had no partner and just want in on the banter.

 

[julesverne]

My thought were to stay anonymous till christmas day and then its upto yourself if wanna blab how good your present was

 

[jefaz]

And in this note dya think the subject (if I had one!!??) would mind £9.99 worth of end fees out the back of my van?

 

[Keefy]

Anyone know the easiest way to wrap a banana shaped item? It's for something completely unrelated obviously, because I'm not in this Secret Santa thing.

 

[SimonG]

Anyone know the easiest way to wrap a banana shaped item? It's for something completely unrelated obviously, because I'm not in this Secret Santa thing.

Drop it into an old Jura whiskey cardboard tube and then wrap that.

 

[jefaz]

Anyone know the easiest way to wrap a banana shaped item? It's for something completely unrelated obviously, because I'm not in this Secret Santa thing.

I was thinking the same,on a total unrelated subject I was wondering the best way to wrap a bottle shaped item so it doesn't get damaged in transit. Just useful info in case I ever felt compelled to send a bottle of some sort to another member of the community!?

 

[kirkgas]

And in this note dya think the subject (if I had one!!??) would mind £9.99 worth of end fees out the back of my van?

I wouldn't, if I was in it, I've more spare fittings than any of you, now there's an idea for m............

 

[Kev the gas]

I am even more confused than ever, so If I was in, would the person sending me a pressie be the same person I am sending a pressie :29:

If so can I save myself a £10 and buy some beer ??

 

[Dotty]

Possibly cos I have previously posted that I was looking at the person I was drawn against house on google earth?

Glad I'm not the only one who does that! Or maybe not!

 

[julesverne]

Nope evrybody has different names drawn out of a morrisons carrier bag by my delightful assistant the missus

 

[helpsy]

Wish Supperplumb was in it and I got picked for his gift. A tenner of PTFE tape.....should be good for a days work !

 

[Ray Stafford]

Had a call today from my mate Pete.

"Hey Ray, I have picked up a contract to clear out a warehouse from a firm thats gone bust, you can have racking if your blokes can get it stripped down this week".

Sounds interesting, so I nip round there with Pete to have a look. Its a "99p shop" supplier thats gone bust.

Obvioulsy all the good stock was sold for cash before they went.

Then the receiver has been in and taken anything else that might have value.

All thats left is the real tat, that no one wants, not even the 99p shop people.

I thought...







... SECRET SANTA! 🙂

If I I were in it. WHich I may or may not be. 🙂

 

[Kev the gas]

I have completed my Secret Santa shopping already.

Cant really see why the wife gets so worked up !

I mean she has to buy for our 4 kids, our parents, me and herself!

I had to buy a present for a fat balding bloke who talks to strange blokes on tilers forums !!!:smoking:

 

[Ermintrude]

If I was involved, and I sent u a box of bits and you didn't like them, theoretically u could send them back as now I think I want what I imagine I would had of sent if I was involved

 

[lame plumber]

I bought a battery operated toy today, how much is postaage to Ireland, probably wont arrive anyhow as google earth couldnt find the address 🙂, not that its for you lot but for someone of a young mental age 🙂

 

[julesverne]

the stuff i ordered arrived today.

 

[Ermintrude]

I bought a battery operated toy today, how much is postaage to Ireland, probably wont arrive anyhow as google earth couldnt find the address 🙂, not that its for you lot but for someone of a young mental age 🙂

Who said he had a young mental age? Thought he was a mod?

 

[PlumbBobBob]

there's more than one from ireland

 

[kay-jay]

there's more than one from ireland

The irish based lads in secret santa will be getting empty boxes me thinks.

I sent croppie a beer and it cost a staggering 5.68 first class.

Eff that I said send it second class. Robbing barstewards asked fir 5.24

Sent it first after all.

 

[Barry98]

Mines bought wrapped and gone in post yesterday , so all is sorted

 

[Gray0689]

The irish based lads in secret santa will be getting empty boxes me thinks.

I sent croppie a beer and it cost a staggering 5.68 first class.

Eff that I said send it second class. Robbing barstewards asked fir 5.24

Sent it first after all.

But where not tight lol

 

[Barry98]

Jules have you googled blue waffle yet ?

 

[jefaz]

Jules have you googled blue waffle yet ?

No don't!!! Ever!!

 

[Barry98]

No don't!!! Ever!!

That mean you have ?

 

[jefaz]

Long time ago....my brain can't forget what it's seen.

 

[Barry98]

We declined but suggested nat the rep did later , wonder if she did won't be getting my freebies if she did I bet then

 

[jefaz]

I very much donut the suggestion will be appreciated.

 

[julesverne]

i haven't but now im scared too

Natalie what an arse she has :tounge_smile:

 

[julesverne]

urghhhh

i just did it

 

[Barry98]

You plonker Rodney

 

[Rickster123]

Bod what is wrong with you?! I've just retasted my dinner!

 

[Barry98]

Don't know i weren't daft enough to goggle it

 

[Rickster123]

Don't know i weren't daft enough to goggle it

Well I'm turning off the lights at bedtime tonight!

 

[julesverne]

Lee your a wrong un

 

[jefaz]

Might as well google 'lemon party' while you're on

 

[julesverne]

Might as well google 'lemon party' while you're on

ooooh ok then

 

[julesverne]

oh god thats even worse

 

[julesverne]

i prefer 2 girls 1 cup

 

[PlumbBobBob]

not that i'm saying if i am or not, but if i was in secret santa i may be posting a parcel on monday :santa_smiley:

 

[kay-jay]

not that i'm saying if i am or not, but if i was in secret santa i may be posting a parcel on monday :santa_smiley:

Me too.

Someones on the ball though cos my pressie arrived this morning.

 

[helpsy]

The irish based lads in secret santa will be getting empty boxes me thinks.

I sent croppie a beer and it cost a staggering 5.68 first class.

Eff that I said send it second class. Robbing barstewards asked fir 5.24

Sent it first after all.

Try sending it with www.myhermes.co.uk .
i was told £14 by royal mail it cost £4.70 with my hermes.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

Try sending it with www.myhermes.co.uk .
i was told £14 by royal mail it cost £4.70 with my hermes.

that's who i would use if i were in it lol

 

[julesverne]

going to send message out at weekend for those that dont read get to read this.

can all Secret Santa'rers please let me know when you have sent your present and when you have received your present so i can mark it off on my list and keep track of everything.

Thanks Jules

 

[Resolute]

I've had loads of parcels turn up this week.

Not sure if one of them is from a secret Santa or not - scared to open them after what you guys have been googling!

 

[Ermintrude]

I got a tpi volt stick with a note in it but I assume that it was a replacement for the one I out in wash and sent back as faulty tho?

 

[Ermintrude]

I got a tpi volt stick with a note in it but I assume that it was a replacement for the one I out in wash and sent back as faulty tho?

It was opened for me by my friendly staff at local merchants and never saw note. They get all my deliveries as I can't be fecked to go to post office or DHL . Cost me about £100 a year in bits but would cost me £1000 in lost time and fuel.

 

[julesverne]

So does that your ss pressie has been opened already?

 

[julesverne]

Missing word = mean

 

[PlumbBobBob]

posted out monday

 

[jefaz]

Posted today,due 17th ish

 

[Barry98]

So does that your ss pressie has been opened already?

I know now someone who has and I won't mention the plumbers name as that would be rather lame of me although I did say he may as well post a pic up

 

[lame plumber]

wasnt me that was nosey!!! But pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lame plumber]

Oh an irishman has one on its way.

 

[Barry98]

wasnt me that was nosey!!! But pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats pink ?

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

posted mine wednesday