Secret Santa sticky

[Ermintrude]

That's them clean! Need some new latex gloves. Ran out last week. !

 

[Keefy]

Thats defo a massive black *****

Stop PM'ing me, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

 

[solutions]

Do we have to post pics of us "using" the gift?

Depends what you were sent. If you feel comfortable having pictures taken of you using a big tool then go for it.

 

[julesverne]

Picked mine up today from the post office.

 

[Barry98]

So when we opening them and getting pics up

 

[julesverne]

I would say opening after 6.00pm christmas eve is ok but im not opening mine till chrimbo day but people may be busy all day chrimbo day so christmas eve is good too.

 

[jefaz]

Has everyone got them now??

 

[SimonG]

Ive received mine and my receivee have received theres.

 

[Barry98]

Well as lame has opened his I think we should all open them and post pics over the weekend while we have some down time

 

[Killy Bing]

Still haven't got mine....getting worried its going to be a croppie surprise....

 

[Dotty]

Still haven't got mine....getting worried its going to be a croppie surprise....

My victim has received his.

 

[Killy Bing]

My victim has received his.

Did the you sign the photo?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well as lame has opened his I think we should all open them and post pics over the weekend while we have some down time

Transalation: Bod has already opened his like an impatient child, and wants to cover his bum by saying "everyone else was opening theirs"

🙂

 

[jefaz]

I'm waiting till Xmas day. I do t want to pi55 Santa off at this mate stage. There's still time to put me on that list.

 

[jefaz]

The same list as the one I'm gonna be on with wor lass later due to it being Northern Gas Networks Xmas day/night out.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

not got mine yet

 

[Keefy]

Transalation: Bod has already opened his like an impatient child, and wants to cover his bum by saying "everyone else was opening theirs"

🙂

What was his present anyway? I can't find where he mentioned opening it.

 

[Barry98]

It's small and heavy what ever it is

 

[Rickster123]

It's small and heavy what ever it is

Croppie gift wrapped?

 

[Ray Stafford]

It's small and heavy what ever it is

Croppie-in-a-box?

 

[Barry98]

Getting returned to sender if it is

 

[Rickster123]

Croppie-in-a-box?

We had the same vision ray. Did yours include a ribbon and spray snow?

 

[Ray Stafford]

We had the same vision ray. Did yours include a ribbon and spray snow?

No, for some sick reason I was envisioning the pic that lame posted of croppie in a pink tutu

 

[Rickster123]

No, for some sick reason I was envisioning the pic that lame posted of croppie in a pink tutu

Youre weird ray. Weird.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Youre weird ray. Weird.

Its been said before.

 

[PlumbersMate]

I have mine

 

[Masood]

I've got mine and I know my victim has theirs... MWAHAHAHA!

 

[TomLane]

How many have confirmed as receiving theirs Jules?

 

[kay-jay]

How many have confirmed as receiving theirs Jules?

Keefy has 'received' his massive ***** five times so far...twice last night, twice this morning, once this afternoon and again in five minutes..😀

 

[REDSAW]

Came yesterday.

View attachment 16363

Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

being an expert x-ray visionist...3m of 22mm?

 

[Rickster123]

I'm a little concerned about opening my "gift" on Christmas morning with the kids and mrs there to view it.

 

[TomLane]

I'm a little concerned about opening my "gift" on Christmas morning with the kids and mrs there to view it.

I had the same concern, so I've opened mine!

Came in handy already!!

 

[Rickster123]

I had the same concern, so I've opened mine!

Came in handy already!!

Who's opened theirs?! Come on own up!

 

[Gray0689]

I just did lol
I'll take a wild guess thanks lame lol

 

[SimonG]

Guilty m'lud. But just now. To say i'm impressed is an understatement.

 

[julesverne]

I'm a little concerned about opening my "gift" on Christmas morning with the kids and mrs there to view it.

ijust checked wit your ss he says you have nothing to worry or maybe you do MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gray0689]

Here mine
The nephew can play with it so thank you LP

 

[julesverne]

How many have confirmed as receiving theirs Jules?

AS far as i can see everyone has sent but it seems the royal mail has fecked up on a couple . how crap is that

 

[julesverne]

View attachment 16386Guilty m'lud. But just now. To say i'm impressed is an understatement.

that is a good pressie

 

[kay-jay]

Are we allowed to open em then or what?

 

[TomLane]

AS far as i can see everyone has sent but it seems the royal mail has fecked up on a couple . how crap is that

Still Monday to arrive!!

 

[TomLane]

Are we allowed to open em then or what?

Do it!

 

[Rickster123]

Are we allowed to open em then or what?

You sound like my 4 year old!

 

[julesverne]

I had the same concern, so I've opened mine!

Came in handy already!!

means nothing without pictures:carolers:

 

[julesverne]

Still Monday to arrive!!

yeah but they were sent over a week ago

 

[julesverne]

i must i am tempted to open it

 

[SimonG]

A big thank you to who sent me the bottle 🙂

 

[TomLane]

means nothing without pictures:carolers:

Had to hide it as my 3 year daughter spotted it before I realised!

 

[kay-jay]

Mine says dont open till xmas day 🙁

 

[julesverne]

Mine says dont open till xmas day 🙁

can you last that long?

 

[kay-jay]

I suppose so..

 

[Dotty]

means nothing without pictures:carolers:

YOU DON'T WANT PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust me on this..............

 

[julesverne]

YOU DON'T WANT PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust me on this..............

oh dear what have i spawned.

 

[Keefy]

If I open mine now there'll be no presents left under the tree. 🙁

 

[kay-jay]

View attachment 16386Guilty m'lud. But just now. To say i'm impressed is an understatement.

Have you cracked it open yet?
I'll join you in a wee dram

 

[SimonG]

No not yet. No drink tonight after last nights excess.

 

[kay-jay]

No not yet. No drink tonight after last nights excess.

Big girl!

 

[Bunker]

I had to ask my Mrs to check my pressie out in case it wasnt for family viewing...she says its fine but I just cant work out the grin she had on her face..At least I know its not a butt plug, thank God, I do prefer to choose my own.....

 

[zeebeedee]

I've been pre warned via jules not to open mine in front of the kids! I dont have any!

 

[SimonG]

Big girl!

For one night only 🙂

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.

 

[helpsy]

For one night only 🙂

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.

The price !!! Lol

 

[TomLane]

YOU DON'T WANT PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust me on this..............

Certainly not now anyway!!!! ;-)

 

[Killy Bing]

I've been pre warned via jules not to open mine in front of the kids! I dont have any!

Dont open it infrount of the lady either.

you might be out of a job....

 

[kay-jay]

For one night only 🙂

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.

Well cheaper ones are a blend of several individual unpalatable whiskies which together hope to fool idiots into the belief that the total is somehow greater than the sum of its parts.

A single malt is precisely that. One strain of malt that is fermented and is in and of itself worthy of drinking without drowning the fecker in diet coke.....

 

[tamz]

We'll start with the spelling Simon. There is no E in whisky :smile:

 

[TomLane]

We'll start with the spelling Simon. There is no E in whisky :smile:

Unless you're at a party & someone's kindly dropped one in there for you! ;-)

 

[zeebeedee]

Unless you're at a party & someone's kindly dropped one in there for you! ;-)

Thats a government lie that myth! I attempted this for years left my drink near all kinds of dodgy people over the years mot one of the tight gits slipped one in!

 

[TomLane]

Thats a government lie that myth! I attempted this for years left my drink near all kinds of dodgy people over the years mot one of the tight gits slipped one in!

Maybe not in your drink!

Either that, or you didn't notice because you'd consumed so many!!

 

[Masood]

For one night only 🙂

So whats the difference to a non whiskey man between your cheaper whiskies and your nice single malts. I know it makes me sound like a heathen but only ever tasted whiskey once.

Oh. Screwed that up then! 🙂

 

[Masood]

I must confess I've opened mine. Jules asked me on behalf of the sender whether I'd be offended by anything so I was a bit worried about opening it Xmas day as I'm spending it with the in-laws.

Thank you very much whoever sent it, a very thoughtful and useful gift, very much appreciated indeed! 🙂

 

[TomLane]

I want mine to open theirs!!!!!!

 

[Rickster123]

I'm getting worried by the great quality of some of these gifts. I'd like to apologise to my victim in advance!

 

[TomLane]

I'm getting worried by the great quality of some of these gifts. I'd like to apologise to my victim in advance!

Intriguing!

I can only imagine what delights your recipient will encounter!

 

[Barry98]

Be easier to say Who hasn't opened there's

 

[Rickster123]

I haven't!

 

[kay-jay]

I haven't!

Me either

 

[Resolute]

I've not opened mine, still sat under the tree!

 

[PlumbBobBob]

not opened mine either. i would like to also apologise to my recipient if they are disappointed with their gift.

 

[Barry98]

Lot of worried people if you've sent me something **** feel free to send additional gifts to top it up

 

[Gray0689]

How much was we meant to spend

 

[Ray Stafford]

How much was we meant to spend

After croppie getting nice pressies of Stout I thought this would be a laugh for all so here goes UKPF's very own Secret Santa

anybody wishing to take part pm me your name and address no names addresses will be passed on to anyone other than the UKPF member drawn to get your pressie.

the rules are as follows these may be amended or added too slightly if they conflict with any policies of the UKPF and the fact that i am making the rules up as i go along :santa3:😛resents1::santa::santa5::santa_cheesy:

Rules

1. pm me your name and address
2. closing date is 30th November 2013
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.

HO HO HO

i know its a bit early but will need to get the names in and give people time to get pressie's and send them out.

A tenner(ish) or a bit more

 

[Gray0689]

Thanks ray
Ps you need a shop over here soon

 

[SimonG]

I went practical rather than personal.

 

[Gray0689]

A tenner(ish) or a bit more

I bet you can guess what I sent but don't say anything yet lol x2

 

[Gray0689]

I went practical rather than personal.

I went sensible I think lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

I had to decide what to get the northerner who has everything.

Obviously nothing that requires electricity. Or reading and writing.

I thought about a flint-knapping kit, or something amazing like a box of matches ("Look - magic wood make FIRE!") but decided that this might be considered patronising.

Tricky stuff this secret santa thing.

 

[Gray0689]

I had to decide what to get the northerner who has everything.

Obviously nothing that requires electricity. Or reading and writing.

I thought about a flint-knapping kit, or something amazing like a box of matches ("Look - magic wood make FIRE!") but decided that this might be considered patronising.

Tricky stuff this secret santa thing.

Just a pen would of been like black magic
Lol says the norther lad I'm from Lancashire or to bod that's the winning rose lol

 

[TomLane]

I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!

 

[Gray0689]

I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!

Top drawer mate pure class lol

 

[Dotty]

I bought my recipient something practical. And personal. And it also lets him know how I think of him!

 

[Barry98]

That's both worrying and disturbing john

 

[Gray0689]

I bought my recipient something practical. And personal. And it also lets him know how I think of him!

Lol I'm glad I got kids toys now

 

[SimonG]

I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!

Depends if they are scented or not 🙂

 

[TomLane]

Depends if they are scented or not 🙂

Dammit, I thought I had every possibility covered! :-(

 

[lame plumber]

Lol I'm glad I got kids toys now

win win for me, money went to a good cause and something to do in the bath 🙂

 

[lame plumber]

and if the Mrs is there you can play park the boat 🙂

 

[julesverne]

i caved in and opened mine

 

[TomLane]

View attachment 16391 i caved in and opened mine

That is brilliant!

Kudos to your secret Santa!!!!!

 

[Barry98]

View attachment 16391 i caved in and opened mine

if your opening yours am opening mine

 

[Gray0689]

and if the Mrs is there you can play park the boat 🙂

Lol married to long for that now mate lol