Secret Santa sticky

[julesverne]

posted mine yesterday sent an email to everyone tonight still a few who havent answered but it seems a few havent sent out yet but most have posted in the last day or so.

 

[Keefy]

Are we ever going to find out who sent what to whom?

 

[Resolute]

Are we ever going to find out who sent what to whom?

Thought the idea was we all post a pic of what we get on Christmas Day - it's then up to the senders to own up or not!

 

[jefaz]

I haven't got one yet!
I Was clever though and didn't post mine from my location so the postmark will give no clue as to who has posted it!!!

 

[kirkgas]

I haven't got one yet!
I Was clever though and didn't post mine from my location so the postmark will give no clue as to who has posted it!!!

I'm cleverer than you, I put it behind your wheels bin chapped the door and ran away, eh wait eh well not me a guy I know DOH

 

[Ermintrude]

I haven't got one yet!
I Was clever though and didn't post mine from my location so the postmark will give no clue as to who has posted it!!!

If it was me and I was involved I would have sent it from a real dive like Sunderland so as not to give the game away!

 

[Kev the gas]

Sunderland is my home/birth town !!
I have never done Secret Santa b4

 

[Keefy]

Come on then, post your pictures!

 

[helpsy]

Do we have to post pics of us "using" the gift?

 

[kay-jay]

Do we have to post pics of us "using" the gift?

I hope not. I heard someone sent you a blow up doll. 😛

 

[Ermintrude]

Kev, just a bit o banter. Spend most of my time fitting round Washington area. Only issues we have is when mackems escape confines of Sunderland! 😉

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sunderland is my home/birth town !!

Congratulations on making a full recovery. 🙂

 

[jefaz]

Thank god I didn't get a Mackem!!!!
although I could have got a cheap present.....

 

[jefaz]

^^^^^^ absolutely pathetic.

 

[Rickster123]

If I was taking part then I'd now be saying mines been sent..

 

[Ray Stafford]

If I was taking part then I'd now be saying mines been sent..

And if was taking part, I might also say mine has been posted - but by Mrs S who happens to be in a completely different part of the country today.

 

[Rickster123]

And if was taking part, I might also say mine has been posted - but by Mrs S who happens to be in a completely different part of the country today.

Thus disguising the postal address? You are taking this far too seriously mr Stafford!

 

[Resolute]

Mine has arrived. And although the sender has thoughtfully included gift wrapping Amazon in their infinite wisdom decided to include a delivery note including a description of said present!

However I will abide by the rules and won't open till Christmas Day and will then post a picture!

 

[kay-jay]

Mine has arrived. And although the sender has thoughtfully included gift wrapping Amazon in their infinite wisdom decided to include a delivery note including a description of said present!

However I will abide by the rules and won't open till Christmas Day and will then post a picture!

Ha ha me too.

 

[SimonG]

Post office made me stick my surname and post code on it.

 

[Barry98]

We're opening Xmas eve as we will be busy on Xmas day , or we could do this Saturday night

 

[Resolute]

We're opening Xmas eve as we will be busy on Xmas day , or we could do this Saturday night

Always breaking the rules aren't ya!

 

[Barry98]

Always breaking the rules aren't ya!

Rules were made to be broken

 

[jefaz]

Hardly....I haven't got one yet!!!! 🙁

 

[Rickster123]

Nor have I! I can feel a sulk coming on. This is just like school all over again!

 

[jefaz]

Nor have I! I can feel a sulk coming on. This is just like school all over again!

Me too!! It was the only thing I was excited about Christmas for. So whoever you are do you really want to spoil my Christmas which will lead me to drink heavily and eventually become an alcoholic. Then get sacked from my job,rendering me unable to pay my mortgage and end up repossessed and leave me and the little ones out on the street or worse the inlaws???
Just think about it!! You do not want blood on your hands!

 

[Rickster123]

Me too!! It was the only thing I was excited about Christmas for. So whoever you are do you really want to spoil my Christmas which will lead me to drink heavily and eventually become an alcoholic. Then get sacked from my job,rendering me unable to pay my mortgage and end up repossessed and leave me and the little ones out on the street or worse the inlaws???
Just think about it!! You do not want blood on your hands!

Ok ok I'll do it tomorrow..

 

[Rickster123]

Or will I?! ...

 

[Dotty]

Nor have I! I can feel a sulk coming on. This is just like school all over again!

And all of a sudden it all becomes clear!

You were Mr Last-to-get-picked weren't you!

 

[Rickster123]

And all of a sudden it all becomes clear!

You were Mr Last-to-get-picked weren't you!

No! I was second to last. There was a fat kid with one leg...

 

[Dotty]

No! I was second to last. There was a fat kid with one leg...

Who was left after you and him then?

 

[Rickster123]

Who was left after you and him then?

I was a substitute with potential! Bugger off!

 

[Dotty]

I was a substitute with potential! Bugger off!

Fibber! You were a substitute for a door stop.

Or were you the kit boy? Had to keep putting the school jumper goal posts back?

 

[SimonG]

Fibber! You were a substitute for a door stop.

Or were you the kit boy? Had to keep putting the school jumper goal posts back?

No he played same position as me. Left back. Left back on the bench 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Fibber! You were a substitute for a door stop.

Or were you the kit boy? Had to keep putting the school jumper goal posts back?

Anyway the point being I'm still waiting!

 

[Rickster123]

No he played same position as me. Left back. Left back on the bench 🙂

But look at us now Simon! On a plumbing forum reading a secret Santa thread! We showed them!

 

[Dotty]

Anyway the point being I'm still waiting!

Was that a 'you win Croppie, I give up'?

It was wasn't it? Let's face it, you were on the ropes all through that little exchange

 

[Rickster123]

Was that a 'you win Croppie, I give up'?

It was wasn't it? Let's face it, you were on the ropes all through that little exchange

a small victory for a small small tiny weenie small man!

 

[zeebeedee]

Shall we open when everyone has confirmed them as recived!

 

[Killy Bing]

Mine isnt here.....

 

[Dotty]

a small victory for a small small tiny weenie small man!

:ciappa:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink... 🙂

 

[Dotty]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink... 🙂

Saving that one for a rainy day!

 

[Rickster123]

Croppie, if you need to put AP back in his box, just ask after his auntie's kitchen sink... 🙂

Who rattled your cage?! I knew letting a merchant in the arms was a mistake!

 

[jefaz]

I think I know who mine is

 

[Ray Stafford]

Who rattled your cage?! I knew letting a merchant in the arms was a mistake!

Yep, probably was. Fatal.

But until Auntie's sink is sorted, you have a weakness. And merchants are specially trained to hone in on weaknesses... 🙂

 

[julesverne]

i havent received mine yet either .

im also astounded at how many of you have left it till the last minute. says me who posted his tuesday

 

[Dotty]

I think I know who mine is

I asked Mrs Croppie if she could give me clue who mine is. She stared at me then spat tea out her nose again.

I have a feeling there could be a culling christmas day!

 

[zeebeedee]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

 

[Killy Bing]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

Did you accidentally order two zeb 😉

 

[julesverne]

We're opening Xmas eve as we will be busy on Xmas day , or we could do this Saturday night

not sure everybody will have received their presents by then not everybody has messaged me back yes to say if they have posted or received.

 

[jefaz]

It's noting Jules,there should be a forfeit

 

[Ermintrude]

I think I know who mine is

How and whom?

 

[Ermintrude]

I thought my gift was an alright send but you don't give to receive DO YOU?

 

[lame plumber]

bugger must have got the lables mixed up, some paddies got a giant *****, grannies got lingerie, the mrs a toy boat and the mistress bog roll covers 🙂

 

[lame plumber]

labels, time this bit got an edit button

 

[jefaz]

How and whom?

Just an inkling. I'm not saying. I'll see if I'm correct on Xmas day

 

[Toxic Ted]

I was devastated mine requested a non rude item, I'd already picked out a giant black *****

not £10 or less

 

[Keefy]

Pictures need posting so we can speculate on what they might be.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

still not got mine yet still

 

[jefaz]

Wish I had of got this now....

 

[Ermintrude]

Wish I had of got this now....

Gonna sing that when lack of drinks from now on!

 

[zeebeedee]

not £10 or less

Second hand of ebay!!!!Unwashed! Sent direct from seller :teeth_smile::teeth_smile:

 

[Barry98]

mines come bit small best be one if those best thins come in small packages type things

 

[PlumbBobBob]

yay mine arrived today

 

[Masood]

And merchants are specially trained to hone in on weaknesses... 🙂

Like Auntie Wainwright in Last OF The Summer Wine!

 

[jefaz]

I'm sooooooooo jealous

 

[SimonG]

I think mines come from london. Not expecting anything from darn sarf so it must be it.

 

[SimonG]

I think mines come from london. Not expecting anything from darn sarf so it must be it.

 

[Rickster123]

Mines still not here! I even rushed home early just incase!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Mines still not here! I even rushed home early just incase!

Perhaps its round at Auntie's house?

 

[Rickster123]

Perhaps its round at Auntie's house?

Monday! I'm doing it Monday! You're worse than my mum!

 

[Rickster123]

It's here!! It's here!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Monday! I'm doing it Monday! You're worse than my mum!

Guilty conscience much?

 

[Rickster123]

Guilty conscience much?

im a plumber I don't suffer with guilt!

 

[Ray Stafford]

im a plumber I don't suffer with guilt!

Clearly not - if the time you have left your poor auntie without a kitchen sink is anything to go by.

The poor woman is having to peel her spuds in the bath, while you gallivant around drinking distinctly dodgy cocktails.

 

[Rickster123]

Clearly not - if the time you have left your poor auntie without a kitchen sink is anything to go by.

The poor woman is having to peel her spuds in the bath, while you gallivant around drinking distinctly dodgy cocktails.

I left her a bucket I'm not completely heartless. I had arranged a day to fit it but sadly I was let down by suppliers...

 

[Ray Stafford]

I left her a bucket I'm not completely heartless. I had arranged a day to fit it but sadly I was let down by suppliers...

Borrocks. That was weeks ago. You have spent enough time on this forum since we delivered it to fit a hundred sinks. Well, at the rate you work, at least 2 sinks.

 

[TomLane]

Mines arrived!

It's funny quickly you can go off somebody.........

 

[julesverne]

i think mine may have arrived today. but no one was in so they left a card. will pickit up tomorrow fingers crossed.

 

[zeebeedee]

No one loves me! Is it the ipad? :big cry:

 

[lame plumber]

you wrap presents !

 

[Kev the gas]

im a plumber I suffer with GOUT !

Sorted for ya :waving:

 

[jefaz]

I believe it may be here!!??

 

[Toxic Ted]

mines come bit small best be one if those best thins come in small packages type things

Wrigleys?

 

[Keefy]

Came yesterday.



Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

 

[Toxic Ted]

If i was in it, mine might have arrived today.......but then it might be a cash Christmas bonus from HMRC.

 

[Keefy]

If i was in it, mine might have arrived today.......but then it might be a cash Christmas bonus from HMRC.
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If that's cash then I sent it by mistake.

 

[Dotty]

Came yesterday.

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Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

Anal intruder?

 

[lame plumber]

Anal intruder?

so thats why Mrs C has the giggles, she found a strap on in your parcel 🙂

 

[jefaz]

Just thought I'd share this cos I think it's funny.

 

[Keefy]

If it's an Anal intruder can I have it?

Why yes Croppie, yes, yes you can. 😉

 

[zeebeedee]

Came yesterday.

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Honestly haven't got a clue what it could be. A pipe bomb maybe?

Thats defo a massive black *****

 

[PlumbBobBob]

either that or a house brick

 

[Ermintrude]

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I believe it may be here!!??

Neil there is a transit outside the house and they appear to be emptying your van as we speak!

 

[Dotty]

Thats defo a massive black *****

KEEFY!


Fink I know who your secret santa is mate!

 

[Ermintrude]

It's not arrived yet and I'm feeling in loved!

 

[zeebeedee]

It's not arrived yet and I'm feeling in frisky! I want my massive black *****

In time young cow. In time

 

[Ermintrude]

Think it's just arrived zeb

 

[zeebeedee]

Think it's just arrived zeb

Wash your hands first there filthy