Strange places you have shagged in

[on31ll]

(Ps, welcome back Ryan! You finished putting all your toys back in your pram yet?)

ill have to retread the thread think somebody bet £5 I'd be back. I got the bug after tellin a friend to look on here for an answer

 

[kay-jay]

ill have to retread the thread think somebody bet £5 I'd be back. I got the bug after tellin a friend to look on here for an answer

Welcome back pal 🙂

 

[JAH HEATING]

My ex was frisky ****er, missing here honking about it 🙁

 

[Resolute]

in the church vestry under the piano!!
!!

Were you the alter boy with the priest?!

 

[Dotty]

ill have to retread the thread think somebody bet £5 I'd be back. I got the bug after tellin a friend to look on here for an answer

Welcome back Ryan.

 

[iain85]

Did have fun with a certain lady in the woodland area at the back of Brands Hatch race during a race weekend. That was until I realised I'd split my banjo string and had blood peeing out from my old boy. Cue embarrassing retreat to my car through a packed paddock area. I had cream coloured shorts on the add to the embaressment.

 

[iain85]

Also reading through some of these places made me laugh, fair play chaps. Although who shags their mates birds? Poor form, disappointing from a fellow member of the gas safe fraternity, council slags though? They're fair game!

 

[sheff paul]

Also reading through some of these places made me laugh, fair play chaps. Although who shags their mates birds? Poor form, disappointing from a fellow member of the gas safe fraternity, council slags though? They're fair game!

''council slags'' steady on old chap.....

 

[kay-jay]

council slags though? They're fair game!

Double sometimes triple baggers.....:sly:

 

[sheff paul]

Double sometimes triple baggers.....:sly:

my missus and I were from council abodes,i moved 'up market' now I live on benefits street,next door to thr fat gobby one

 

[iain85]

my missus and I were from council abodes,i moved 'up market' now I live on benefits street,next door to thr fat gobby one

Your my hero : ) a true shining light amongst us!

God bless british gas for securing the council maintanance contract when I was young, free and single. Had some fun times.

 

[kay-jay]

my missus and I were from council abodes,i moved 'up market' now I live on benefits street,next door to thr fat gobby one

How on earth do you afford to double bag every night? Or do you just suffer the nob rot? 😛

 

[Rickster123]

ill have to retread the thread think somebody bet £5 I'd be back. I got the bug after tellin a friend to look on here for an answer

I'll accept cheque or cash! Welcome home!

 

[Resolute]

Done a couple girls in the back seat of a car. Office desk, woods, mates misses whilst he was passed out on the floor....

 

[kay-jay]

The back seat of most cars I owned and a couple of different tents at glastonbury
Strangest place was probably shropshire...:sly:

Had a stiff one most of the day thinking about this lol

 

[JCplumb]

all over several mcdonalds - washing machines, the kitchen, the store managers desk, the dining area, the disabled bogs the locker room, the basement, you name it i humped a lass in/on it, we both worked there at the time.

I did a bit of shagging in McDonald's, I worked there too. Was 20ish years ago, the main Maccys in Bolton town center. Did it in the staff room, the 'gods' if you know where that is and the toilets (all of them) 🙂
Used to run a pub (you might know it Kev - Robin Hood) did it on the snooker and pool tables, feckin hurts your knees does that. Also done it on the pool table of a British Legion I was the steward of.
Worked for Warner/Haven holidays and actually got sacked for shagging. My mate got sacked in a drugs sweep so we really needed to know someone who has been sacked for rock n roll 😉
The single most risky one though has to be getting a nosh off the ex while serving a customer and chatting **** - that was in the Legion.
Oh talking of noshes, I once was on the phone to my (ex)missus while getting a nosh off the barmaid that she knew (but couldn't prove) I was having an affair with...
She was a pig and deserved it btw...

I bet I can win the title of 'grandest place to shag' - while working for Warner Holidays I had an obscene amount of sex in Bodelwyddan Castle:

 

[sheff paul]

Your my hero : ) a true shining light amongst us!

God bless british gas for securing the council maintanance contract when I was young, free and single. Had some fun times.

I doff my cap in rescpect, but in reality I live in a boring 4 bed detached,but when the missus reads this I may be residing in the forementioned street and trying to nail the fat gobby one.

 

[kay-jay]

I did a bit of shagging in McDonald's, I worked there too. Was 20ish years ago, the main Maccys in Bolton town center. Did it in the staff room, the 'gods' if you know where that is and the toilets (all of them) 🙂
Used to run a pub (you might know it Kev - Robin Hood) did it on the snooker and pool tables, feckin hurts your knees does that. Also done it on the pool table of a British Legion I was the steward of.
Worked for Warner/Haven holidays and actually got sacked for shagging. My mate got sacked in a drugs sweep so we really needed to know someone who has been sacked for rock n roll 😉
The single most risky one though has to be getting a nosh off the ex while serving a customer and chatting **** - that was in the Legion.
Oh talking of noshes, I once was on the phone to my (ex)missus while getting a nosh off the barmaid that she knew (but couldn't prove) I was having an affair with...
She was a pig and deserved it btw...

I bet I can win the title of 'grandest place to shag' - while working for Warner Holidays I had an obscene amount of sex in Bodelwyddan Castle:
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Ha ha the gods was one place I didnt do it. All the dust and cobwebs.

Twemty years ago eh. That was around my time. Don't remember you though joe.

Who was the lucky girl bet I know her! there were some right goers in that place eh.

 

[sheff paul]

How on earth do you afford to double bag every night? Or do you just suffer the nob rot? 😛

Speaking to one northern lad from another,i steal my bags from Netto,as the antibiotics don't work anymore

 

[kay-jay]

Up the wrong un!

Was he gentle.......