Show us your secret Santa pressies

[Barry98]

Come on then What you got

 

[Barry98]

Mine was a bottle of jack Daniels , thanks to the secret sender

 

[Dotty]

Not opened mine yet. I possess the gift of patience.

I bet when you were a kid Lee, you had all your presents opened in November. ....

 

[Barry98]

No just one on Xmas eve , I didn't know as it wasn't marked up

 

[Dotty]

Lol. I used to irritate everyone when I was a kid by waiting to the evening.

Actually I just irritated everyone as a kid.......

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

 

[Rickster123]

I'm not opening mine. I might not get much I need to stare in wonder at its glittery wrapping for a while longer.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Lol. I used to irritate everyone when I was a kid by waiting to the evening.

Actually I just irritated everyone as a kid.......

no change there then

 

[Barry98]

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that a jerry can hip flask ? Cracking pressie mate

 

[Dotty]

I know you love me really. ..

 

[PlumbBobBob]

i open mine by mistake well i expected it to be wrapped but it was just in a jiffy bag. complete set of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy radio series.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

that a jerry can hip flask ? Cracking pressie mate

yep well chuffed with it

 

[Ermintrude]

I imagine that the sender was worried about post so had it dispatched directly rather than getting it and then sending it. But that's my take on it. I also imagine that it's a pretty good listen!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I know you love me really. ..

ppffft!

 

[julesverne]

This is the main reason i havent sent mine yet my victim will have to wait. Would possibly be sending mine guaranteed delivery on monday

 

[Rickster123]

This is the main reason i havent sent mine yet my victim will have to wait. Would possibly be sending mine guaranteed delivery on monday

Thats gonna hurt your northern pockets. Cost me 11 quid to send mine today! You can't haggle at the post office mate!

 

[gasmanrob]

I think mine turned up today either that or my house is being re possessed. Either way I'm off to post office in the morning to sign for it

 

[Toxic Ted]

Thats gonna hurt your northern pockets. Cost me 11 quid to send mine today! You can't haggle at the post office mate!

What the hell did you send for that money....a sack of spuds?.....oh bu66er...lose lips!

 

[julesverne]

Thats gonna hurt your northern pockets. Cost me 11 quid to send mine today! You can't haggle at the post office mate!

fookin loaded matey its been a good year

 

[Rickster123]

fookin loaded matey its been a good year

Pay your dad back then u tight git!😛

 

[julesverne]

**** off he's more loaded than i am

 

[kris]

I'm bit worried being so far north as posting mine tomorrow. Hope it gets there on time.

 

[julesverne]

Havent received mine yet whoever it si that is sending mine

 

[Rickster123]

Havent received mine yet whoever it si that is sending mine

Not bothering now you've told me to **** off!

 

[SimonG]

Tomorrow is last day for first class.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Not bothering now you've told me to **** off!

He's loaded so he must have everything.........and what do you get for someone who has everything?.........thats right, diddly squat!

Merry Christmas Jules!

 

[kay-jay]

Not got anything here yet. [emoji20]

 

[turnpin]

He's loaded so he must have everything.........and what do you get for someone who has everything?.........thats right, diddly squat!

Merry Christmas Jules!

You could start with some anti biotics......lol regards Turnpin:smile5:

 

[Ermintrude]

I've sponsored a donkey for my recipient.

This picture was in the " thanks for helping this donkey"

 

[Dotty]

I really must get round to deleting that feckin picture.....

 

[PlumbersMate]

Oh that's you croppie, I thought it was Stavros Flatley

 

[Dotty]

Oh that's you croppie, I thought it was Stavros Flatley

My beloved cousin was playing with an iPhone app. He's a sparks who deserves to be sectioned.

 

[newcastle phill]

I thought I was on the ideal woman thread for a moment when I seen that picture

 

[kay-jay]

I thought I was on the ideal woman thread for a moment when I seen that picture

I hope santa brings you some much needed specs then pal. [emoji102]

 

[Toxic Ted]

My beloved cousin was playing with an iPhone app. He's a sparks who deserves to be sectioned.

Are you trying to tell us that picture was photoshopped and you weren't in make up?

 

[Gray0689]

Lol. I used to irritate everyone when I was a kid by waiting to the evening.

Actually I just irritated everyone as a kid.......

What you mean as a kid

 

[newcastle phill]

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Hip flask ???
:beer:🙂

 

[bigads28]

Oh that's you croppie, I thought it was Stavros Flatley

I was thinking Pat Butcher! :ack2:

 

[Rickster123]

I was thinking Pat Butcher! :ack2:

On crystal meth!

 

[Ermintrude]

Did you look like this

 

[Dotty]

Feck off!

 

[Rickster123]

Feck off!

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[Billy Bob Bob]

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and also that photo is going to be used repeatedly to abuse croppie

 

[Rickster123]

I'm practicing for my role of supermod in 2015

 

[Dotty]

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I see, is that the way you wanna play it?

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[Rickster123]

I see, is that the way you wanna play it?

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Ok ok you said some things I said some things.... It's Christmas!

 

[Barry98]

I see, is that the way you wanna play it?

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[kay-jay]

back on topic, i confirm that i have not received any secret santa pressie. not much chance of it turning up now.........

thanks a bunch santa ya big fecking eejit:32:

 

[Gray0689]

back on topic, i confirm that i have not received any secret santa pressie. not much chance of it turning up now.........

thanks a bunch santa ya big fecking eejit:32:

Same here
Thanks very much that was the one present I was really looking forward to Owe well my broken heart will heal by next Christmas I hope

 

[smtplumbing]

Well I hope one of you is not at the post office as i checked earlier and it's still sitting there :disappointed:

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Got mine today and it just opened itself!! Thank you very much very chuffed.

 

[kris]

Here's mine. Oh and the senders names inside with receipt.

 

[kris]

Forgot to say Cheers S*&^()(*

 

[julesverne]

Couldnt hold out i had to open well pleased.

 

[julesverne]

No idea who sent it but thanks

 

[Rickster123]

Different class this year. No 2nd hand w4ank mags this year??

 

[gasmanrob]

On a different note can I just take a moment to praise dpd I've had a lot of dealings with them and not one bad experience. The best carrier in the market in my opinion saved my bacon.

 

[Dotty]

Different class this year. No 2nd hand w4ank mags this year??

Oh, I dunno. You not opened yours have you?

 

[SimonG]

Mines still under the tree, resisting temptation till the morning.

Ill post a list of who got who after tomorrow.

 

[julesverne]

I just checked the tracking no. and mine has received has received his . I wondered if hes opened it yet :santa3:

 

[Rickster123]

Oh, I dunno. You not opened yours have you?

Oh god...

 

[Dotty]

Mines still under the tree, resisting temptation till the morning.

I'm the same.

 

[kris]

I would've left mine guys but it wasn't wrapped and looked like standard parcel which I've loads o stuff on order as I'm a sucker for ebay deals and when opened the box there was no wrapping just my goodies so early crimbo...

 

[julesverne]

I would've left mine guys but it wasn't wrapped and looked like standard parcel which I've loads o stuff on order as I'm a sucker for ebay deals and when opened the box there was no wrapping just my goodies so early crimbo...

whatyou get kris

 

[Ray Stafford]

I was forced to open mine for health and safety reasons.

 

[smtplumbing]

U got a wee cheeky one for me

 

[kris]

Heres mine ,,,,,, Pint glass that u put in freezer to keep the pintys cold and a bottle opener,

 

[kris]

Thats an empty glass , it looks like beers in it already but thats the liquid that freezes lol

 

[Rickster123]

I got.....
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No idea why its upside down!

 

[Rickster123]

 

[kay-jay]

Heres mine ,,,,,, Pint glass that u put in freezer to keep the pintys cold and a bottle opener,

lol i thought your gift was the 70's curtains.....

 

[Dotty]

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Hehehehe

 

[Dotty]

I've only just woke up and put the oven on for the slow roast pork shoulder I'm doing.

Lunch about 2ish today.....


I'll open mine in a minuet.

 

[kris]

lol i thought your gift was the 70's curtains.....

Wowzer theres always one smart arse

 

[gasmanrob]

Thank you not so secret Kay jay



Already assembled some of the kids presents with it

 

[newcastle phill]

I've only just woke up and put the oven on for the slow roast pork shoulder I'm doing.

Lunch about 2ish today.....


I'll open mine in a minuet.

Same here just woke up.
Just pulled the meat out.
These two helped me

 

[Rickster123]

Hehehehe

If it was you who sent it my mrs laughed so much she nearly peed herself. She couldn't work out the girlie glass until I explained its a fairy glass to go with my snowball. Git.

 

[Dotty]

If it was you who sent it my mrs laughed so much she nearly peed herself. She couldn't work out the girlie glass until I explained its a fairy glass to go with my snowball. Git.

I shall hold my hands up, hope you enjoy it.

My secret santa sent me this.



I love it! Thank you Richard.

 

[gasmanrob]

If it was you who sent it my mrs laughed so much she nearly peed herself. She couldn't work out the girlie glass until I explained its a fairy glass to go with my snowball. Git.

I was hoping to get you I'd spotted a light up cocktail glass and shaker with your name all over it

 

[Rickster123]

I was hoping to get you I'd spotted a light up cocktail glass and shaker with your name all over it

You could treat me to it any way mate! My birthday in April!

 

[julesverne]

I wonder if my Ss2014 will post a piccie up. I thought it a was funny gift

 

[Gray0689]

I'd post mine up but got nothing maybe that's the surprise

Need to learn the 7Ps

 

[Rickster123]

I'd post mine up but got nothing maybe that's the surprise

Need to learn the 7Ps

Maybe a delay in delivery. You do live overseas.

 

[Gray0689]

It's only a wee pond lol

 

[Rickster123]

It's only a wee pond lol

Not if you're swimming it!

 

[Gray0689]

Better not be ****e now I have to wait to after Xmas

 

[Rickster123]

Better not be ****e now I have to wait to after Xmas

Thats the Christmas spirit.... :santa3:

 

[Toxic Ted]

Well chuffed with my prezzies.....two pairs of Snap-on sox and Snap-on cutlery set. Goes really well with the rest of me Snappy stuff. Big thanks to my Santa....love it!

 

[Rickster123]

Well chuffed with my prezzies.....two pairs of Snap-on sox and Snap-on cutlery set. Goes really well with the rest of me Snappy stuff. Big thanks to my Santa....love it!
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Niiiiice!

 

[Toxic Ted]

You had a snowball yet Adam?

 

[Rickster123]

You had a snowball yet Adam?

No I'm driving in a bit. Going out for lunch. When I'm back I'm hitting the drinks trolley like a man possessed!

 

[Gray0689]

Have a great day guys
Off to get fatter lol

 

[Dotty]

No I'm driving in a bit. Going out for lunch. When I'm back I'm hitting the drinks trolley like a man possessed!

I wanna see that glass in use!

 

[Rickster123]

I wanna see that glass in use!

In my festive pants? Action shots later mate.

 

[Toxic Ted]

In my festive pants? Action shots later mate.

Jesus no......i want to keep me dinner down!

 

[Masood]

I forgot mine in London so I can't post a pic cue. It was an emergency plumbing kit, good fun, thank you!

 

[kris]

Using my secret Santa just now . Cheers Steve

 

[kris]

Well chuffed with my prezzies.....two pairs of Snap-on sox and Snap-on cutlery set. Goes really well with the rest of me Snappy stuff. Big thanks to my Santa....love it!
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They're really ***fy

 

[tamz]

Much appreciated i'll have a wee taste after my dinner

 

[Rich8]

Over the moon with my secret Santa gift its a ratchet pipe slice thanks very much no idea who it's from . I also got the hangover from hell .didnt get up till 12 looks like the dog house for me today lol