Guess .....

[Billy Bob Bob]

am just beside myself with curiosity zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[mfgs]

So much for the grand unveiling.....

 

[rpm]

Well as we know nobody won the pint I guess I`ll check in tomorrow and devote my time tonight to a cheeky bottle of Red.

 

[Dotty]

No I've been!

Bugger, I was going to ramble on about babbling brooks....

 

[rpm]

Bugger, I was going to ramble on about babbling brooks....

I was going to suggest the wet vac.

 

[Leo21]

I was going to suggest the wet vac.

I thought that's AP might have used, so he didn't leave his laptop.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

think someone murdered him

 

[1Steven]

Bloody plumbers never turn up when they say!

 

[Riley]

Booooooooo

 

[Phil]

:nono::ban:😀

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Can't get the staff these days

 

[turnpin]

proberbly done the job and just hanging about waiting for payment.....lol regards Turnpin

 

[Riley]

Maybe he was barricading himself under the bath for strategic perving purposes???

 

[voivod]

Truly sorry ...Daughters wedding this weekend and got grabbed to sort stuff....


It was KIDS fault...ish...Very expensive Hoose....



THEY left the backdoor open.........and they went away for weekend.


And a COW walked into house ...into master bedroom and then bathroom...

And shut the door behind it so couldnt get out..

YUP HONEST...A 1/2 ton COW .

Awaiting photos ...they have pics of it looking out window forlornly at its buddies outside.

Never heard of anything like that EVER...Best Insurance claim???

 

[voivod]

I can confirm that Cows ...
Aren't house trained
Miss the pan
Don't flush
Don't wash the hooves after....

So BEWARE

 

[Phil]

OMG...I bet there was cow pats and wee everywhere. I have to say though, anyone leaving there back door open over the weekend deserves a cow in their ensuite.

 

[Last Plumber]

Lol, that was worth waiting for !

 

[quality]

That's good

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

That's brilliant 😀😀😀😀

 

[Rickster123]

I bet they don't have this trouble in that there London Town!

I let a cow in my house once. Very costly mistake!