Bog Etiquette

[Kyle87]

I know every public convenience in my area - although when I've taken the only bog off in the house I've been known to squat over the 4" and aim well!!!

Lol like bomber command!!

 

[Leo21]

Lol like bomber command!!

Tally ho, pip pip. An all that.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Can't beat the look on the customers face when they say they'll have to christen the new toilet and you tell them it's too late 🙂

By the time you get them, your merchant has already "tested" them. 🙂

 

[Leo21]

The very worst thing is when your not sure if to have or you haven't. And you have to do a toffee check.

 

[Toxic Ted]

If tradesmen work at my home, then the w/c is there to be used by all who need it.. All i ask is its left in the condition it was found. If a difficult custard did object to using the facilities then i would make things just a little bit difficult for them........keeping the water off for a good while and flushing the bog as soon as the water is off would be a good start.........

 

[mjt]

Touch your trousers and if feels cold then you are in trouble

 

[Leo21]

Touch your trousers and if feels cold then you are in trouble

Wouldve thought warm myself.

 

[mjt]

Depends how long you kid yourself that you haven't s*it yourself for!

 

[mjt]

If tradesmen work at my home, then the w/c is there to be used by all who need it.. All i ask is its left in the condition it was found. If a difficult custard did object to using the facilities then i would make things just a little bit difficult for them........keeping the water off for a good while and flushing the bog as soon as the water is off would be a good start.........

It's not the flushing - it's the aroma

 

[Toxic Ted]

Had a lad working with me years ago....like a dog, he had to mark his travels by sh1tting in every bog.....and just like every Mackie d eating youngster......he stank like a corpse.

 

[tamz]

Spark a match

 

[Leo21]

Spark a match

I light the blow lamp for a few minutes. No explosions as yet.

 

[Toxic Ted]

It's not the flushing - it's the aroma

and if you cant flush it....it stays in the house

 

[Kyle87]

Having the first **** in a new big is kind of a rule.
If I don't get the chance I feel cheated!

 

[Kyle87]

Bog not big!!!!!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Spark a match

The good old fashioned let by test

 

[mjt]

There's always skids tho - sh*t is so,sticky lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

Having the first **** in a new big is kind of a rule.
If I don't get the chance I feel cheated!

See post #23. She isn't really a virgin.

 

[Kyle87]

See post #23. She isn't really a virgin.

But ray you would only be able to test it dry!!

Do you have a poor warehouse boy that cleans the slugs out with a pack of baby wipes ?

 

[Leo21]

The good old fashioned let by test

Widely known as the Swan vesta test.