Bog Etiquette

[mjt]

MOD can you please re-post to a public forum and see what they think? Lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

But ray you would only be able to test it dry!!

Do you have a poor warehouse boy that cleans the slugs out with a pack of baby wipes ?

You will always wonder now!

 

[mjt]

You will always wonder now!

Oh I can picture it!

 

[Ray Stafford]

See post #23. She isn't really a virgin.

Mind you, I have never fully trusted the manufacturers. Would you let one of those sleek, white beauties leave your factory without a road test?

 

[Ermintrude]

I know every public convenience in my area - although when I've taken the only bog off in the house I've been known to squat over the 4" and aim well!!!

You got George Michael on speed dial?

 

[mjt]

You got George Michael on speed dial?

Ooh yeah baby - careless whisper

 

[Kyle87]

Jesus at this rate the guy mixing the clay will be sh1tting in that before it goes in the kiln!!

 

[tamz]

I once knew a plasterer who would pysh in the bucket with his mixing water. There are a few pyshy walls out there :lol:

 

[mjt]

I once knew a plasterer who would pysh in the bucket with his mixing water. There are a few pyshy walls out there :lol:

spreads !

 

[Kyle87]

spreads !

When I was younger living in Ireland I laboured for a couple of spreads.
We were on a building site. Plumbers had done 1st fix. So no bogs were in but a foot of 4" was sticking out the floor ready.

In each house we worked in, all the rubbish from lunch went down the hole.

So glad I wasn't the plumber!!!!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I once knew a plasterer who would pysh in the bucket with his mixing water. There are a few pyshy walls out there :lol:

That sounds more like a Paisley thing than a Glasgee......

 

[tamz]

It was an east kilbride thing :smile:

 

[Phil]

I was in the middle of a big job and was dying for a jobby all day but I held it in as best I could.... so much so that I was doing those weird internal farts where you fart within yourself and was crippled in agony until I could hold it in no longer....... I went in their ensuite (bathroom was out of action) and layed King Kong's finger down the bowl.

The smell was stripping the tiles of the walls and of course when I flushed it all the water rose up and it wouldnt go down......then Tony the customer came into his bedroom wanting to go to the toilet, he asked if I was in there and I said I would be right out.

In my panic I flushed again but the bowl was nearly full of water and it overspilt......I hadn't even wiped my ar$e and I was frantically mopping up water from the floor with the few sheets I had left on the roll. Then to my relief the toilet started gurgling and suddenly went down.....God the relief! because I knew Tony was waiting me out in his bedroom. I had to dry the rest of the floor with the bath mat and came out looking sheepish.

Dumb and Dumber - Toilet Scene - YouTube

 

[Kyle87]

Nothing worse than when you poop in a custards loo and its one of those that come out your 4rse but doesn't drop off. It just keeps going and then breaks in the middle. And no amount of shaking your backside will make the last dollop drop off and you think to yourself......

1. I hope they have enough loo roll
2. I hope they arnt nearby as this will need flushing halfway through as I'm going to use a ton of roll..
3. Please be a tin of air fresher in te cupboard.


This is my nightmare but doesn't stop me going!!

 

[Phil]

Better a customers than the pubs on a Friday/ Sat night. Check out the 1 inch deep urine lake on the entire floor with it being trailed back into the pub carpet.
My gf had to contend with a pair of wee soaked tights on the floor in the ladies cubivle......apparently wee all over the floor is commanplace in there aswell as drunk woman hover over the bowl and miss.

 

[Ermintrude]

Poo pains are the worst. My parents live in middle of nowhere. Used to get bus to and from school & IV form 1 hour each way. Remember having to unbuckle my belt to relieve some if the pressure,

 

[Kyle87]

Better a customers than the pubs on a Friday/ Sat night. Check out the 1 inch deep urine lake on the entire floor with it being trailed back into the pub carpet.
My gf had to contend with a pair of wee soaked tights on the floor in the ladies cubivle......apparently wee all over the floor is commanplace in there aswell as drunk woman hover over the bowl and miss.

My first job as a glass collecter in a hotel had me with a bucket and a rubber glove picking regurgitated chicken out of a urinal while punters pished into the other end at a function......nice!!

 

[Centralheatking]

Never... if they are in but OK if the place is empty Centralheatking

Is it ok to use a custards loo for a no 2? Discuss

 

[Leo21]

Never... if they are in but OK if the place is empty Centralheatking

Never! Is that even possible.

 

[Kyle87]

Never! Is that even possible.

Only if he uses the bung he normally puts in FnE tank