Bog Etiquette

[Centralheatking]

One of my transits a few years ago had a special modification. When we did medi gas all
over the country the fellas wanted to play cards and drink beer on the way back.

So to save stops I put a 2 inch plastic waste pipe vertically down thro a rust hole in the back
by the back doors - so anybody who wanted a wee could do - right onto M6 - we did not employ
girls


centralheatking

Yes, as they tend to get snippy when you use a welly boot.

 

[lame plumber]

One of my transits a few years ago had a special modification. When we did medi gas all
over the country the fellas wanted to play cards and drink beer on the way back.

So to save stops I put a 2 inch plastic waste pipe vertically down thro a rust hole in the back
by the back doors - so anybody who wanted a wee could do - right onto M6 - we did not employ
girls


centralheatking

same as the RN seaking helicopter then 🙂, watch out if one goes over and it rains yellow 🙂

 

[stevetheplumber]

Had to move the collective pee bucket on a large renovation in the summer, my eyes burned!

years ago on a job they had cut down 50 gallon oil drums as **** buckets on each landing when the builder gave a couple of lads there marching orders they poured the lot over him as he walked down the stairs

 

[Phil]

Ha ha is **** wee or jobby?

 

[cr0ft]

I was in the middle of a big job and was dying for a jobby all day but I held it in as best I could.... so much so that I was doing those weird internal farts where you fart within yourself and was crippled in agony until I could hold it in no longer....... I went in their ensuite (bathroom was out of action) and layed King Kong's finger down the bowl.

The smell was stripping the tiles of the walls and of course when I flushed it all the water rose up and it wouldnt go down......then Tony the customer came into his bedroom wanting to go to the toilet, he asked if I was in there and I said I would be right out.

In my panic I flushed again but the bowl was nearly full of water and it overspilt......I hadn't even wiped my ar$e and I was frantically mopping up water from the floor with the few sheets I had left on the roll. Then to my relief the toilet started gurgling and suddenly went down.....God the relief! because I knew Tony was waiting me out in his bedroom. I had to dry the rest of the floor with the bath mat and came out looking sheepish.

Dumb and Dumber - Toilet Scene - YouTube

If you think that is painful, the other night I stupidly decided to eat a huge meal then go for a 10 mile run. Or that was the plan. 3 miles in, I suddenly felt the need to simultaneously vomit, **** and crap myself all at once. Got those internal farts and they were so painful. The worst bit was I couldn't even run home to get to the loo quickly. I had to walk as running kept setting them off even worse.

Was the worst half hour of my life!

 

[cr0ft]

reminds me of being in the RN. As the heads (loos) were down a long cold steel corridor, if you had a cabin the basin/urinal was a godsend, unless you shared the cabin with another lazy git like me 🙂. Come the morning I used to stifle my laughter as my cabin mate picked his toothbrush out the sink and brushed his teeth. The reverse also applied when I ipicked my brush out of the glass and scrubbed away to see him curlled up on the floor as he had used it to poke his vomit down the plughole earlier in the morning, my mouth tasted so bad anyhow I hadnt noticed.

Basins were known as the night heads (toilets) weren't they 🙂

 

[rocketmanbkk]

I'd not use one, force one out before I leave or hold on. If I've got the quick step then I'd reconsider.

 

[Phil]

If you think that is painful, the other night I stupidly decided to eat a huge meal then go for a 10 mile run. Or that was the plan. 3 miles in, I suddenly felt the need to simultaneously vomit, **** and crap myself all at once. Got those internal farts and they were so painful. The worst bit was I couldn't even run home to get to the loo quickly. I had to walk as running kept setting them off even worse.

Was the worst half hour of my life!

:lol::lol::lol:

I would have found an old red phone box and at least taken my soiled underpants off and tried to use them to wipe the remainder of my bottom and then somehow dump the underpants somewhere without alerting drivers that you've just shat yourself.

 

[Rickster123]

:lol::lol::lol:

I would have found an old red phone box and at least taken my soiled underpants off and tried to use them to wipe the remainder of my bottom and then somehow dump the underpants somewhere without alerting drivers that you've just shat yourself.

youve either given that way too much thought phil or you've been there, done that, soiled the tshirt?!

 

[Phil]

Dont rush into Asda and buy fresh underpants...they will know you've just shat yourself.

 

[Ermintrude]

I managed to get to the front door, ran upstairs mrs thought that I got straight into shower was odd.... Until she realised I shat myself as I opened front door ...... Laughed her head off for about. Week.

 

[lame plumber]

t m i ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Rickster123]

Do you all realise you're talking out loud here?!

 

[PlumbersMate]

I had some one called lee working with me for some time , he is a member here " plumbers mate "
he usedevery single WC in all the jobs we have done .......we did 5-6 jobs per week for HA and he droped the dead rat every day 🙂

Haha this is a terrible lie! The worst one was when I asked for some toilet roll and they had run out 🙁

 

[Ermintrude]

Didn't use the flash wipes? They can leave u more than refreshed!

 

[Whyme]

doing a boiler repair i got that painfull stabbin pain, started to get a sweat on and had to keep moving going to and from van, hoppin from one leg to the other. untill i cracked and asked cust if i could use the loo. it was really quick but a bit noisy, thought id got away with a pretend pee. got down stairs and my apprentice was grinning at me. he explained on the way from the job they could hear me faintly through the baby monitor.