E Cigs in the workplace

[Dotty]

Well they`ve banned them in pubs around here.

Also banned in my club, outside with the other filthy buggers!

 

[TFGplumbing]

The duty on a pack of 20 Taylor mades Is 77% in the UK

£9.16×365(of the year)=£3,343.4

£3,343.4÷100×77=£2,574.418

£2,574.418 in tax - does big dave at number 10 really need anymore money? There about 12 million smokers in the UK, it's massive money they want you to smoke.

Iam not suggesting that you quit, I am suggesting you move to Russia

In Russia 20 Taylor mades is like £1.36

£1.36×365(of the year)=£496.4

That's basically saving £2,847 left over, you could literally upgrade to cigs 40 a day.

Or you could invest that money in up and coming Russian stocks and shares.. Make it big & enjoy some of the finest beluga caviar served on your lovely Russian trophy wife's cleavage.

 

[Rickster123]

The duty on a pack of 20 Taylor mades Is 77% in the UK

£9.16×365(of the year)=£3,343.4

£3,343.4÷100×77=£2,574.418

£2,574.418 in tax - does big dave at number 10 really need anymore money? �� There about 12 million smokers in the UK, it's massive money they want you to smoke.

Iam not suggesting that you quit, I am suggesting you move to Russia

In Russia 20 Taylor mades is like £1.36

£1.36×365(of the year)=£496.4

That's basically saving £2,847 left over, you could literally upgrade to cigs 40 a day.

Or you could invest that money in up and coming Russian stocks and shares.. Make it big & enjoy some of the finest beluga caviar served on your lovely Russian trophy wife's cleavage.

I'm checking Rightmove now!

 

[lame plumber]

was it the smoking or wanking that stopped croppie growing, opinions folk?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

was it the smoking or wanking that stopped croppie growing, opinions folk?

high amounts of radiation as a child

 

[Dotty]

was it the smoking or wanking that stopped croppie growing, opinions folk?

high amounts of radiation as a child

If I'd grown to be any more gorgeous than I already am there would be no women left for you monkeys.

 

[lame plumber]

high amounts of radiation as a child

naw, thats why his hair migrated downhill.......
























i can see this going wrong......................................................🙂

 

[Dotty]

naw, thats why his hair migrated downhill.......

Solar panel for a sex machine.

 

[lame plumber]

Solar panel for a sex machine.

you get teased too much, seeing as you have all the answers 🙂

 

[TFGplumbing]

was it the smoking or wanking that stopped croppie growing, opinions folk?

This is witty lame haha, sorry croppie

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

was it the smoking or wanking that stopped croppie growing, opinions folk?

probably the wanking,was having 8 fingers on each hand a advantage with the ladies when you were young lame or did the webbed affect put them off?😱

 

[JCSPLUMBING]

I don't smoke but my parents do and are quitting by using e cigarettes. My dads been off the **** for over 8 months and I've never seen him so fit. He walks miles every day. No coughing or spluttering like he used too. My mum who's 61 is fit as a flea as well.

 

[hammers4spanner]

use it outside maybe water vapour but some of the flavours leave a whiff

 

[lame plumber]

probably the wanking,was having 8 fingers on each hand a advantage with the ladies when you were young lame or did the webbed affect put them off?😱

webbed fingers makes it just like the real thing, seeing as Phil likes your comment GM, he must know this as well 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Solar panel for a sex machine.

Shame it's so low down, I bet it's always in the shade.....[emoji6]

 

[kay-jay]

From the NHS website

 

[AlexGas]

The safety of E Cigs is under investigation and they are currently unlicensed products.

 

[kay-jay]

The safety of E Cigs is under investigation and they are currently unlicensed products.

There are a lot of shyt brands out there. There are also some excellent companies who go above and beyond.
I'm not particularly concerned.

On the other hand I have a customer who has converted a barn into an e cig factory. Completely below the radar.
His workforce sits on upturned milk crates just inches from old horse droppings and pour liquids from washed out milk bottles. His stuff sells for 2 quid a bottle and he is a millionaire. His stuff is the preserve of newsagents and market stalls. I wouldn't touch that stuff with a bargepole.
He clearly has flavourings which he uses marked "food use only, not for inhalation".......