How to win my girl back!

[Guest123]

Be patient...show her that you can be trusted. Make her feel secure all the time.

.....then bang the pants off her, make her howl and she'll come back for more.

Works everytime.

 

[Kyle87]

Just use my favourite valentines poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

 

[Dannypipe]

Just use my favourite valentines poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

Dark!! LOL

 

[Guest123]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Loose your knickers
I've got a big surprise for you.

 

[Dotty]

Just use my favourite valentines poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

Pmsl!

 

[Kyle87]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Loose your knickers
I've got a big surprise for you.

Yea your biggest flexi lol

 

[Guest123]

Yea your biggest flexi lol

Yep, a big 28mm pushfit. I like the tight ones.

All women should be forced to have Caesareans.

 

[Dotty]

Just use my favourite valentines poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

Been laughing at this one all night!

 

[Kyle87]

Lol. I'm actually a nice person ya know.

I just like a joke