Ki55 my a55 you poor excuse for a plumber

[Rickster123]

Only fairies and women drink halfs!

I thought that was why croppie was nicknamed Halfpint?!

 

[SimonG]

It's all this hobbit, orc and faeries talk.

 

[hammers4spanner]

Ive had a curry every night this week
bloody love curry

 

[SimonG]

all we need now is the lord of the ring

 

[hammers4spanner]

I hate that ring sting always get a dodgy gut next day and its normally at its worse when you got a 40 mile drive to the job and when you get their the first thing you ask the cust when they answer the door 'is it o.k to use your ****ter'

 

[Leo21]

Love the currys, I'm ok till I eat a full English as a hangover cure. Cue the brown rain.

 

[villa_tom]

I've got Tom's number, but really not sure that I'm that evil!

Im backl home nkw. I appppreciaten tjis

 

[villa_tom]

Fuccccok my avataret

 

[hammers4spanner]

Fuccccok my avataret

are you inventing a new language???

 

[Barry98]

all we need now is the lord of the ring

Tink to, went out on the lash but will be on today o doubt

 

[on31ll]

I dont think ive ever bought a round in the arms so ill buy the next ! Stick it on my virgin tab !


Oh how that is going to get edited !

 

[Rickster123]

I dont think ive ever bought a round in the arms so ill buy the next ! Stick it on my virgin tab !


Oh how that is going to get edited !

Cheers chap! I'll have a disoranno and iron bru please!

 

[zeebeedee]

Cheers chap! I'll have a disoranno and iron bru please!

That sounds horrendous

 

[Barry98]

Suppose tha wants a umbrella and a cherry in it too vt lover

 

[Rickster123]

Suppose tha wants a umbrella and a cherry in it too vt lover

I prefer a pickle, far more sophisticated in my opinion. That's how we roll down south!

 

[SimonG]

Egg or onion?

 

[Rickster123]

Egg or onion?

Onion! I'm not an animal!

 

[on31ll]

Cheers chap! I'll have a disoranno and iron bru please!

I dont know if i want to try it ! All i can think of is fanny when i hear iron bru

 

[Leo21]

I dont know if i want to try it ! All i can think of is fanny when i hear iron bru

Really ! Your train if thought is amazing.

 

[SimonG]

Irn Bru - Breasts.