Ki55 my a55 you poor excuse for a plumber

[Rickster123]

Irn Bru - Breasts.

Haha how's that now?!

 

[Rickster123]

I dont know if i want to try it ! All i can think of is fanny when i hear iron bru

Im like that with a filet o fish!

 

[SimonG]

It's the adverts on the telly for irn bru. One where the bairn is going to be called fanny and the other with his mother and the 'push up' bra.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

single malt pls , no ice make it double 🙂

 

[Barry98]

Same for me

 

[villa_tom]

I don't want a drink, my head still hurts from last night :-(

 

[SafeGasInstall]

how is your back side Tom ?

 

[villa_tom]

how is your back side Tom ?

My back side is fine stan 🙂

 

[SafeGasInstall]

that is good then , did you not have any sex last night ?

 

[villa_tom]

that is good then , did you not have any sex last night ?

No, nothing :-(

my main focus was not smoking, which I did, so I'm well happy about that 🙂

ive left my phone in my mates missus handbag, going to get it back later on when I feel alright to drive :-(

 

[Rickster123]

No, nothing :-(

my main focus was not smoking, which I did, so I'm well happy about that 🙂

ive left my phone in my mates missus handbag, going to get it back later on when I feel alright to drive :-(

sod the no smoking Tom. Get out there and get some action before it shrivels up and drops off!

 

[villa_tom]

sod the no smoking Tom. Get out there and get some action before it shrivels up and drops off!

I don't do too badly thank you very much 🙂

been single a year and had 3 one nighters, really not interested in any thing more whilst I'm buying my house and all that business.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

dont be silly you need to have sex mate !!!

 

[Rickster123]

dont be silly you need to have sex mate !!!

Stan says it how it is!!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

u know me well by now Adam , dont you !

 

[villa_tom]

dont be silly you need to have sex mate !!!

Please tell me that is not an offer :-/

 

[SafeGasInstall]

off course NO , i no gay man ........

I only like milfs with large boobs 🙂

 

[Barry98]

off course NO , i no gay man ........

I only like milfs with large boobs 🙂

That's why your asking if you can come stay again

 

[Leo21]

Tom I'll let you into a secret, when your married you'll get it less than your current count. Especially once the honeymoon periods over, say three to four years. Not sure about gays though.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

true Leo , and after the 1st child comes gets bad