New customer from hell in the making

[stani]

Has anyone noticed the member in the plumbing forum, who is rapidly getting the information from us to become that most annoying of customers 'the knows it all'
taps, boilers bleed valves etc.
he's even read the manuals back to front.

 

[Guest123]

Name and shame him Stan, you're in the Arms so it will be ok.

 

[tamz]

This cant
http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/plumbing-forum/38420-what-would-you-have-done.html

 

[stani]

Was it is that easy. Lol

 

[Dotty]

Mmmm. He's waggling my chain. I think I'll take the mutt for a walk and build up a thirst!

 

[stani]

Mmmm. He's waggling my chain. I think I'll take the mutt for a walk and build up a thirst!

I've just ripped the top off a can myself, must be an arms thing.

 

[tamz]

Was it is that easy. Lol

Aye:lol:

Seems he wants to put a sticky up on how to work your weather comp as he is a blackbelt after messing about with his for a few weeks. Everyone else i know just sticks it in the fridge if they want the heat on :lol:

 

[tamz]

Btw a wee G&T for me tonight. Nice and refreshing after all that heat.

 

[stani]

A gentlemans drink.

 

[Guest123]

I'm on the bottom dribble of a nice (very expensive) bottle of red plonk that a customer gave me as a thank you.

Tis nice to get ****ed and feel appreciated.

 

[dontknowitall]

Has anyone noticed the member in the plumbing forum, who is rapidly getting the information from us to become that most annoying of customers 'the knows it all' ...

Before any false allegations are made that member and myself are NOT related ...

As an aside, there's only one person on the forum who gets up my nose but it's not him.

 

[stani]

Before any false allegations are made that member and myself are NOT related ...

As an aside, there's only one person on the forum who gets up my nose but it's not him.

Sorry Dki there was no intention to try and relate you with this person, I could just imagine him sat behind us , why are you doing that, why don't you do this, why have I got this pair of stilsons stuck up my arse.

 

[dontknowitall]

No need for apologies! I wasn't looking for any - just making a silly remark.

Just had a quick look for a birthday card I sent recently but can't find it. Has a husband fixing the kitchen tap with tools everywhere. Behind him is his wife with hands on hips. Splatted against her face is a sink plunger ... the expression was priceless!

 

[Dotty]

Back in now, slightly sweaty now. Too late for a pigs, think I might just tempt myself with a wee gold watch!

 

[CES]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought "oh here we go..." when read a couple of his threads.. no wonder I like a drink.

 

[Dotty]

As an aside, there's only one person on the forum who gets up my nose but it's not him.

Who? Who? Who?

C'mon Eddie! Spill the beans!

 

[Dotty]

Uhoh......... I just thought......

Could be me!

 

[Dotty]

Uhoh......... I just thought......

Could be me!

 

[Dotty]

Wtf??

 

[SimonG]

Well I've just got in from the pub, another defeat at the old pool. First half the season we batted well above our abilities, but what goes around comes around. I take it that we are discussing mr strato......and Edward please spill the beans, I have an idea but I think he's an arms member.Isn't it great when you've had too many beers for a school night 🙂 🙂 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

This fella seems like another m.joshi.

Btw is he still doing g the rounds and annoying folk on here?

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[CES]

ooh.. nothing like a wee bit of conflict, well in my local we usually get it sorted. Queensbury rules outside in the carpark, (stripped to the waist if they're female)..:smilewinkgrin:

 

[peteheat]

Sheesh a man would need a drink before dealing with an azzhole like him, 20 year old rads and wants to blame the world?

How about making his thread a sticky calling it Rogue Customers 🙂

Bet he won't like my reply.

 

[CES]

I've deliberately stopped myself from replying any further on threads he is commenting on. He seems to be another m.joshi if he's not the same person. An avid watcher of Rogue traders?..

 

[mfgs]

He is a complete asswipe

 

[stevetheplumber]

no doubt he wants to know how much the cylinders worth so he can claim the money of his plumber

 

[tamz]

no doubt he wants to know how much the cylinders worth so he can claim the money of his plumber

My thoughts exactly!

 

[Dotty]

I've decided to give him realistic sounding answers. Let's see if the camel toe rises to the bait.

 

[SimonG]

I've decided to give him realistic sounding answers. Let's see if the camel toe rises to the bait.

Your response to 'scrap tank' is like a master card advert - priceless.

Might respond later after I get back from pub. Unfortunately got to go as it's darts tonight. Don't want to let the lads down and must have at least 4 pints on board to ensure my robin hood accuracy. Shame I lose it once the 5th pints been started.

 

[Dotty]

I admire your self sacrifice and dedication to the sport Simon. Sink one for me, there's a good chap!

 

[SimonG]

It's two expensive nights. Pool costs 50p for a defeat and ten pence a ball (so you lose with 3 balls left it's 80p), double against a woman. Double if you get seven balled. Darts costs 10p for every score under 30 and 50p for a defeat. We played 4 singles (501), 2 doubles (701) and a team game (1001), went from 3 - 1 up to losing 4 - 3, and we had £15 in the kitty. Big pi$$ up at the end of the season.

 

[Barry98]

Before any false allegations are made that member and myself are NOT related ...

As an aside, there's only one person on the forum who gets up my nose but it's not him.

How many times do I have to say I'm sorry

 

[dontknowitall]

Guilty consciences? (speling?0)

LOL, all of you!!!

Don't worry - he's not an arms member but is a regular questioner!

 

[Barry98]

Regular plonker

 

[dontknowitall]

More of a diarrhoea plonker ...

The number of times he's asked questions, querried the answers, tried the work, come back with more questions.

He never uses the thank you or like button and only occasionally says thank you - and his local plumbers have lost huge amounts of work too. I gave up with him long ago.