One night only

[AlexGas]

No away!

 

[Phil]

Do you have an address?.. Just in case I find out who it was.....

I think it was Southend but not sure...

 

[Dotty]

I've started seeing this woman who swings both ways, she's in a kind of open relationship and I'm her bit on the side during the week. I had a blow by blow account of what she gets up to with other women.....jesus

Do tell!

 

[CES]

Still, at least your mate was there to kiss it better!

Kiss it better?..I want my money!!!...

 

[tweakyboy]

No away!

Just cause you bat for the other side, I could find something for you on google but I bet your computer is rammed with loads of images to keep you content for a few seconds, being a 2 jerk squirt!

 

[CES]

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Better you tight cu nt?

Oi!... What's the wife's pic doing here?... I told ya tweaks, just for you!..

 

[tweakyboy]

Oi!... What's the wife's pic doing here?... I told ya tweaks, just for you!..

I couldn't help it, were all in this together. Aren't we?

 

[AlexGas]

Just cause you bat for the other side, I could find something for you on google but I bet your computer is rammed with loads of images to keep you content for a few seconds, being a 2 jerk squirt!

My computer is squeaky clean!

 

[CES]

I couldn't help it, were all in this together. Aren't we?

We were the other week.. Btw she found your watch yesterday, It eventually came out, will I post it to you?.

 

[hammers4spanner]

My computer is squeaky clean!

unlike your bum

 

[Phil]

Do tell!

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

 

[Carl86]

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

offfft..... bet she can suck a bowling ball through a straw that one phil.

 

[CES]

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

Run Forrest, she's gonna do the old strap on on you!!

 

[AlexGas]

unlike your bum

My bum is squeaky clean too! :christmaswreath:

 

[Resolute]

Run Forrest, she's gonna do the old strap on on you!!

Probably already has!

 

[Dotty]

My bum is squeaky clean too! :christmaswreath:

Nope. Still not tempted.

 

[Dotty]

I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

 

[AlexGas]

The shop was never open anyway.

 

[AlexGas]

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

Nice!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Nope. Still not tempted.

zebeedee probably is

 

[Dotty]

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

Bixsexual that should've been. Poxy HTC autocorrect!

 

[AlexGas]

Love

 

[Phil]

Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?

Damn my keyboard!, why can't I edit in this f u c k i n g section!

 

[Rickster123]

What have I missed then? Other than biscuit ****?! That's one for the w a n k bank!

 

[Leo21]

What have I missed then? Other than biscuit ****?! That's one for the w a n k bank!

Shouldnt you be resting for your big day on Monday.

 

[Phil]

400 likes, in one night banter? omg!

 

[tweakyboy]

We were the other week.. Btw she found your watch yesterday, It eventually came out, will I post it to you?.

Yeah if you could please, just make sure you scrape off the sweetcorn before you post it. Thanks

Address is

PO BOX
YOUR WIFE HAS A MASSIVE ASSHOLE
SWEETCORN AVENUE
BUM TOWN
BU7 0LE

 

[Dotty]

What have I missed then? Other than biscuit ****?! That's one for the w a n k bank!

So its you who plays the biscuit game!

 

[hammers4spanner]

alex gas has a squeaky clean bum

 

[CES]

Bixsexual that should've been. Poxy HTC autocorrect!

Ive been trying to work out what that was... This drink isn't as strong as I thought it was...

 

[Phil]

Shouldnt you be resting for your big day on Monday.

Back home Leo? Is that a used jonny hanging out of your arse old pal??

 

[Rickster123]

Shouldnt you be resting for your big day on Monday.

Fooking hell you're still here! You must be red roar by now!

 

[Leo21]

alex gas has a squeaky clean bum

And how do you know this nugget of information?

 

[Rickster123]

So its you who plays the biscuit game!

Every single day croppie!

 

[Dotty]

And how do you know this nugget of information?

He volunteered it. And his arse.