One night only

[kay-jay]

Croppie the baldest member of ukpf

Stop it destroyer your gonna turn zeb on again

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[kay-jay]

Croppie the baldest member of ukpf

The cropp monster! Enough to turn any gay straight.....sorry zeb but we don't want you🙂

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[Dotty]

Croppie the baldest member of ukpf

you shyte!

 

[dancinplumba]

Croppie the baldest member of ukpf

as i said earlier, you can get face trnsplants on the nhs

 

[AlexGas]

No..., just wonder...

 

[Phil]

This thread just be made a sticky, on new member introductions. ha ha...

 

[zeebeedee]

as i said earlier, you can get face trnsplants on the nhs

There are limitations...

 

[Destroyer2813]

you shyte! :rofl::rofl:

 

[julesverne]

you hairy MOFO , no wonder the gayers are round you like flys round shiite

 

[zeebeedee]

I just be made sticky goo on a new member

Sicko

 

[Destroyer2813]

And that picture was taken only a week after Bod last waxed him :tongue3:

 

[dancinplumba]

thats wot zebs sucks on every nite

 

[Phil]

Sicko

Regarding that private message you sent me zeb then the answer is yes I would struggle if I was woken up by a guy in a gimp suit trying to force a ballgag on me, with every ounce of strength I had left.

I can still come round though...

 

[julesverne]

croppie you got **** more hairy than my dog.

 

[Dotty]

thats wot zebs sucks on every nite

He's too busy chewing on your crinkled brown hole!

 

[dancinplumba]

He's too busy chewing on your crinkled brown hole!

ooh you pig

 

[Dotty]

ooh you pig

Hehehe!

 

[plum ber]

****y bolx is IN THE HOUSE LATE but better late than ****ing never!!!

 

[Barry98]

****y bolx is IN THE HOUSE LATE but better late than ****ing never!!!

Who left the fooking door open

 

[plum ber]

Yo pig the fookin door is shut and the heaters ON!!

R2 Playing Nickleback....

 

[Dotty]

****y bolx is IN THE HOUSE LATE but better late than ****ing never!!!

I heard your wife usually complains of you arriving too soon!

 

[kay-jay]

****y bolx is IN THE HOUSE LATE but better late than ****ing never!!!

Welcome to the house of abuse! Ya **** 🙂

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[kay-jay]

****y bolx is IN THE HOUSE LATE but better late than ****ing never!!!

How did those bolx get sweaty? Been playing with zeb????

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[julesverne]

******* nickleback how ******* gay is that

 

[plum ber]

I stayed at the Ritz hotel in Londistan & took a card from a phonebox in oxford st. The card offered sordid sex and other pleasures Back at the hotel I rang the number, A lady with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of any help.....I said I'd like a blow job a straight shag, then doggie style, mild bondage a few minitues of anal and finish off with a tit wank Is that OK??? The lady replied " sounds like fun Sir!!

BUT you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!!

 

[plum ber]

******* nickleback how ******* gay is that

ALL up the bum!!

 

[Dotty]

How did those bolx get sweaty? Been playing with zeb as well as me????

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Poor Zeb's gonna need a spill valve at the rate you lot are pumping him full!

 

[plum ber]

Red Roses beat White Roses.

 

[plum ber]

A man teases his ex-wifes new husband

"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"

New husband replies

"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!

 

[julesverne]

ALL up the bum!!

he takes it up the poop shoot aswell
pm croppie and zeb they'll sort you out

 

[plum ber]

Are King of Leon classed as GAY???

Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!

 

[plum ber]

White rose ****s

 

[plum ber]

Two hats

 

[Dotty]

Are King of Leon classed as GAY???

Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!

They maybe not.

You prancing round in a pink tutu on the other hand.........

 

[Dotty]

he takes it up the poop shoot aswell
pm me and zeb we'll spitroast you

And another little bit of me dies..........

 

[plum ber]

They maybe not.

You prancing round in a pink tutu on the other hand.........

Got to find that c u n t i n g web cam in the fooking cabin!!!

 

[plum ber]

I appear to be a tight arse!! Yarkshure men!!!

 

[julesverne]

you twisted fcuk
:chinese:

 

[zeebeedee]

Plum ber is defo realising something he's buried for years here!

 

[AlexGas]

Hands up who's got this set?

 

[plum ber]

10 ft under but it's all about the craic!!!

 

[plum ber]

What are the two most important holes in a womans body????




Her nostrils.......



They allow her to breathe whilst she's sucking you co ck

 

[Carl86]

Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

 

[Dotty]

Hands up who's got this set?

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You been rifling through Colin's secret tool bag? I think you'll find he keeps his lipstick in his purse.

 

[kay-jay]

Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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[Dotty]

Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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Zeb in his party suit.

 

[plum ber]

Father and son are in ASDA

Dad what are these??

"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"

what about the 6 pack??

"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!


Well Dad what about the 12 pack????

Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........

 

[kay-jay]

Bod ya **** put my avatar back or I'll tell bill at kane to charge you triple for calibration...


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[Dotty]

Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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You were bound to have your head down one sooner or later!

 

[Destroyer2813]

Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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You been lurking outside the doors of the arms like a teenager begging for a cider on your 101 posts :waving:

 

[plum ber]

Q; What does a camera, a condom and a womens mouth have in common????



A; Their all designed to catch that Special moment!!!

 

[Barry98]

Bod ya **** put my avatar back or I'll tell bill at kane to charge you triple for calibration...


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**** off

 

[plum ber]

A woman has just looked through the window Whilst I was having a wank.....

She slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words "GET THE FECK OUT OF MY GARDEN!!!"

 

[AlexGas]

Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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Isn't Tinky Winky?

 

[plum ber]

I spent some time by the wifes grave today......




She does'nt jnow she thinks I'm digging a fooking POND!!!

 

[Carl86]

You been lurking outside the doors of the arms like a teenager begging for a cider on your 101 posts :waving:

Why is the round on you big boy? :chinese:

 

[plum ber]

Everyon have a drink on me MINUS BOD!!! :waving:

 

[Dotty]

Isn't Tinky Winky?

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More like Stinky Winky......

 

[plum ber]

Bod I will buy you one when you put my avatar back!!!

 

[kay-jay]

Cmon bod. Please put my avatar back...
I won't tell cropped that you changed his...






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[Destroyer2813]

Why is the round on you big boy? :chinese:

Yep the park bench is -> that way litre white lightning

 

[plum ber]

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I'v blown the head gasket on my 1998 XR3i......


rather than "I've just fooked a fourteen year old escort"

The POLICE still have'nt seen the funny side, my laptops been confiscated and the wifes fooked off to her Mum's!!!

 

[Dotty]

Cmon bod. Please put my avatar back...
I won't tell cropped that you changed his...






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I see it. I may change it later....

 

[SafeGasInstall]

so who has been working today ?

 

[AlexGas]

Have you been hacked?

 

[plum ber]

Cmon bod. Please put my avatar back...
I won't tell cropped that you changed his...







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He only did it to me cos I dissed him for a laugh!! :waving:

 

[AlexGas]

........

 

[kay-jay]

Have you been hacked?

Only by some poxy yorkshire mod who thinks it is funny to changed peoples avatars to make his poxy disease ridden 3rd world county seem a bit more popular

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[kay-jay]

Don't matter really cos everyOne knows lancashire is the king of counties and yorkshire is the home of cun ties....🙂
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[plum ber]

Insult BOD and he turns you into a Yorkshire Man????

how's that work???

Bod you must hate your ow tight wads PMSL though!!!

 

[secret squirrel]

Bod you can give me one,


that is an avatar,

I don't know how to do it,

Must appeal to my character..........

 

[Barry98]

Only by some poxy yorkshire mod who thinks it is funny to changed peoples avatars to make his poxy disease ridden 3rd world county seem a bit more popular

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hehehe

 

[AlexGas]

Oh, he's only playing with you... He loves ya!

 

[kay-jay]

Bod you can give me one,


that is an avatar,

I don't know how to do it,

Must appeal to my character..........

Its zeb that will give you one. May make your eyes water though!!!!
Bod is only his stand in....

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[julesverne]

Bod you can give me one,

ey up another turd burglar

 

[secret squirrel]

Don't matter really cos everyOne knows lancashire is the king of counties and yorkshire is the home of cun ties....🙂
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And the only way is Essex

 

[Dotty]

Pikeys and Yorkshiremen, cut from the same cloth......

 

[secret squirrel]

I love my avatar, pretty just like me, thanks Bod XXXXXX

I feel like lady penelope,

 

[plum ber]

No dirty jokes from anyone else???

 

[dave1]

I love my avatar, pretty just like me, thanks Bod XXXXXX

I feel like lady penelope,

Ha ha looks good secret squirrel.

 

[secret squirrel]

Its zeb that will give you one. May make your eyes water though!!!!
Bod is only his stand in....

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Have to be big to make my eyes water, I'm used to being shafted....

 

[kay-jay]

ey up another turd burglar

Speaking of fudge packers....where's shi tstem3? Must be on the night shift....
By all accounts not the only member with sh it on his stem 😱

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[Dotty]

We're all too busy accusing everyone else of being engaged in manlove.

 

[dave1]

Have to be big to make my eyes water, I'm used to being shafted....

By zeb....

 

[kay-jay]

We're all too busy accusing everyone else of being engaged in manlove. We should just concentrate on the cock in hand.

Suit yourself croppie


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[Barry98]

Speaking of fudge packers....where's shi tstem3? Must be on the night shift....
By all accounts not the only member with sh it on his stem 😱

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Hes out gigging tonight

 

[julesverne]

And the only way is Essex

essex full of male *** junkies & Bus wanchors

 

[secret squirrel]

By zeb....

feels like everyone has had a go, could be the curry though...

 

[tweakyboy]

Found this in Bod's van the other day

 

[julesverne]

essex full of male *** junkies & Bus wanchors

and sausage jockies

 

[Howsie]

Poker night at the local origami club earlier was unsurprisingly ****.

 

[Howsie]

Surly the swear filter should be removed for this thread tonight?!?

 

[AlexGas]

Who lieves in the hosuse like this?

 

[tweakyboy]

I know its like the admins are like some sort of ****s. Just like croppie taking you to the pub and not buying any drinks.

 

[kay-jay]

Better late than never howsie ..🙂

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[tweakyboy]

Surly the swear filter should be removed for this thread tonight?!?

I know its like the admins are like some sort of ****s. Just like croppie taking you to the pub and not buying any drinks.

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[dave1]

Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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It's ok.... This is what you've got to face in the morning....

 

[Howsie]

Better late than never howsie ..🙂

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Am I on the right thread. ****!

 

[Barry98]

Has to be on for main forum still d1p stick just fookin improvise

 

[plum ber]

Funny girl's Blackpools finest come from Yarkshire!!! :santa1: