Pointless fact of the day

[Plumbstar Tom]

There are two sorts of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

There are 3 kinds of people in the world...

Those that can count, and those that can't

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

there are on average 128 sesame seeds on a Macdonalds big mac bun

 

[kris]

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

 

[kris]

A pig's ****** lasts for 30 minutes, (dont ask)

 

[kris]

A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second

 

[village idiot]

5/4 people do not understand fractions

What is fractions???

 

[Dotty]

In Switzerland, it is illegal to mow your front lawn while you're dressed as Elvis

 

[Dotty]

Half the world's population have seen at least one James Bond film

 

[Dotty]

The opposite sides of a dice always add up to seven.

 

[rpm]

What is fractions???

Don`t worry you haven`t got any.

 

[Chalked]

1 in every 4 households own "Queens Greatest Hits"

 

[Chalked]

Before planes were around. Jet lag was called boat lag!

 

[PlumbersMate]

You can't legally own a cat, but you can a dog

 

[village idiot]

Don`t worry you haven`t got any.

I think you are trying to confuse me? WHY, I ask? He said 5/4 people do not understand fractions?
Now, I know I am dyxlexics, but how do you get Five out of FOUR people not understanding this fracteous???? Regardless of what fracting is, the analogy has 4 people. So where did 5 out of 4 came from? I am confused, very confused.
Where is that bottle of Rum. I need a drink, badly.

 

[rpm]

Sorry mate just my sense of humour and drinking Rum will only make it more confusing for you lol

 

[village idiot]

Sorry mate just my sense of humour and drinking Rum will only make it more confusing for you lol

You are right.
I think Ray is to blame for all this confusion he has let loose on an unsuspecting public. 🙂
He has a lot to answer for.

 

[smhstu]

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

 

[Riley]

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Statistically one in seven dwarves are happy

 

[kris]

Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people

 

[kris]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

 

[Dotty]

On the whole men die before their wives simply because they want to.

 

[Leo21]

Plumbers have more time on there hands than most.

 

[kris]

Plumbers have more time on there hands than most.

Aint that a fact

 

[kris]

90% of pharmaceuticals taken by people are excreted through urination. Therefore our sewer systems contain heavy dose of drugs. A recent study by the EPA has found fish containing trace amounts of estrogen, cholesterol-lowering drugs, pain relievers, antibiotics, caffeine and even anti-depressants.

 

[Whyme]

During World War 2, the British Minister of food considered a plan to feed the population with black pudding - secretly made from surplus human blood bank donations.