Pointless fact of the day

[lame plumber]

Lesbian sheep were the cause of the European foot and mouth crisis in the 90's.

last outbreak was 2001 (pigs were the cause) and prior to that 1967, sheep werent the issue then either, sounds more like your trying to divert your passion for sheep away from the gossip columns 🙂

 

[lame plumber]

Most plumbers reading this cannot remotely get their forearms near their feet....

apart from Croppie, who because of his stature, can do so with ease 🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

[Sid Viscous]

Jupiter's great red spot is larger than the Earth

 

[leelister6]

You can go for a wee and no poo comes out but you can't have a dump without some weewee coming out

 

[smhstu]

If you untie the knot on your belly button, your arse will fall off!

 

[Riley]

If you untie the knot on your belly button, your arse will fall off!

You can go for a wee and no poo comes out but you can't have a dump without some weewee coming out

I'm disturbed with the medical facts we are producing

 

[Dotty]

You can go for a wee and no poo comes out but you can't have a dump without some weewee coming out

Mrs Croppie yelled down at me... "Have you pee'd in the shower you filthy swine?"

"These things happen when you have a poo!" I replied.....

 

[Chalked]

87.2% of statistics are made up!

 

[kris]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

 

[kris]

Ive got to hand it to you mr stafford you started a big one here

 

[Riley]

Have you noticed though how he just steps back and watches it unfold

 

[kris]

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared someway or another on television.
1 in 8 Americans has worked at a McDonalds restaurant.

 

[kris]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

 

[Chalked]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

Just like the Germany brazil game!

 

[kris]

The Earth experiences 50,000 Earth quakes per year and is hit by Lightning 100 times a second.

 

[kris]

Just like the Germany brazil game!

Brazilians call soccer the Jogo Bonito.

 

[kris]

Mr ermintrude has been awol for several days ,, this is unheard of

 

[Dotty]

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.* No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

 

[JCplumb]

last outbreak was 2001 (pigs were the cause) and prior to that 1967, sheep werent the issue then either, sounds more like your trying to divert your passion for sheep away from the gossip columns 🙂

It's true, well it was on Q.I. anyway.
'' It is difficult to tell if you have lesbian sheep. If ewes want sex they just stand still, so it is hard to figure out if they are lesbians or not. Europe has also had problems with another kind of lesbian sheep - sheep from the Greek island of Lesbos, because in 1994 they were responsible for a foot-and-mouth outbreak when they were transported around the continent.''

 

[village idiot]

Brazil scoring a goal at the 90th minute when they are already 7 goals down?
What a pointless goal. Why not just accept defeat gracefully? Why bother to score a goal after 89 minutes of not trying?

 

[Sid Viscous]

Peanuts aren't nuts at all. They are in fact legumes & as such, actually beans.
It's possible to send someone with a nut allergy into anaphylactic shock by insemination!

 

[bright spark]

We'll that'd be an unusual way to bump off yer ex!!

 

[Sid Viscous]

It would certainly get her wriggling!

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

5/4 people do not understand fractions

 

[Ray Stafford]

There are two sorts of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...