There are 3 kinds of people in the world...
Those that can count, and those that can't
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There are 3 kinds of people in the world...
Those that can count, and those that can't
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I think you are trying to confuse me? WHY, I ask? He said 5/4 people do not understand fractions?
Now, I know I am dyxlexics, but how do you get Five out of FOUR people not understanding this fracteous???? Regardless of what fracting is, the analogy has 4 people. So where did 5 out of 4 came from? I am confused, very confused.
Where is that bottle of Rum. I need a drink, badly.
90% of pharmaceuticals taken by people are excreted through urination. Therefore our sewer systems contain heavy dose of drugs. A recent study by the EPA has found fish containing trace amounts of estrogen, cholesterol-lowering drugs, pain relievers, antibiotics, caffeine and even anti-depressants.
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During World War 2, the British Minister of food considered a plan to feed the population with black pudding - secretly made from surplus human blood bank donations.
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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Standardized plumbing can be traced back to around 3,000 B.C. when the Indus River Valley civilization used earthen plumbing pipes to provide transportable water and drain wastes.
The flushing toilet was invented by John Harrington in 1596, which is where we get the nickname “the John.” We also call the toilet “the crapper” because of Thomas Crapper, who widely increased the popularity of it.
The word “plumber” comes from the Latin word “plumbum,” which means “lead.”
i thought it was plumbo which ment worker of lead
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The Indian takeaway opposite Albert Gate of Plymouth dockyard is called.....the Indus
The Sweeney was brilliant! The Professionals was poo! (Showing my age there)
Mrs. Brown's Boys is in fact a documentary.
Mrs. Brown's Boys is in fact a documentary.
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kay-jay
Changing your keeper for the quarter final penalty shootout but not doing it in the semi. Argentina Germany final.
On a similar note, can only be considered a true cockney if you could hear the bells of bow, or something like that
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If you go to germany and fancy a dip in the pool you have to wear budgie smugglers as they reckon its less disturbing to kids than shorts which allow 'movement'
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Toxic Ted
Yes he does.....i've ordered some more to offset the squirrels doings.
The saying " a cock and bull story" comes from 2 pubs/coach houses the cock and the bull in Stony Stratford. They used to try and out do each other with wild claims. As they are on the original roman road from london heading north (now the A5) the stories spread and the saying was born.
So, no pool game tonight and the lads decided we would have a practise night. We need it. There was a group of young lasses in all night. We fed the juke box with all the best songs we could, they never moved. Stuvk a quid in and put on wombles -minuetto allegretto, black lace -agadoo, spitting image -chicken song, captain sensible -happy talk and Jason Derulo ft Snoop Dogg -wiggle. Well the place was a bouncing.
So the pointless fact of the day.
Many a good tune to be playec on an old fiddle 🙂 🙂
So the pointless fact of the day.
Many a good tune to be playec on an old fiddle 🙂 🙂
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Six if they like indian and seven and a half if they like chinese and 33 if they eat the bar snacks in the plumbers arms.
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Argos wad founded by the same chap that created 'green shield stamps'
Anyone remember dashboards and ashtrays in cars and vans overflowing with reams and reams of practically worthless stamps lol
Anyone remember dashboards and ashtrays in cars and vans overflowing with reams and reams of practically worthless stamps lol
Thats alright, because my hands have double that by the time my finger has pushed through the tissue paper bog roll used in a public loo.
Reminds me of the greaseproof paper you were supposed to wipe your backside at school with.
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Ha ha we used to call that grease prooof paper stuff 'john Wayne bogroll' cos its rough, tough and takes shyt from no man' 😀
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Yes it was called izal. Iirc it was one of the first products to undergo a pointless name change. Think it was changed to just zal
As a kid it made decent tracing paper
As a kid it made decent tracing paper
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And yes its still available albeit without the antiseptic smell.
Who on earth would use this stuff in this day and age.
Sadistic so and so''s😀
Who on earth would use this stuff in this day and age.
Sadistic so and so''s😀
The Roman army didn’t have toilet paper so they used a water soaked sponge on the end of a stick instead! hope stick wasnt sharp
In a typical home, more than 9,000 gallons of water are wasted while running the tap waiting for hot water. As much as 15% of your annual water heating costs can be wasted heating this extra 9,000 gallons.
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It's not distance. It applies to properties built on former monastic land that may have chancel repair liabilities. You can take out insurance against it.
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