Pointless fact of the day

[Whyme]

Yeah not a nice fact. double posted then deleted both posts by accident.

Fact whyme doesnt know his arse from his elbow when it comes to computers. (or plumbing) thought id get there first.

 

[GasmanxxxR1]

Standardized plumbing can be traced back to around 3,000 B.C. when the Indus River Valley civilization used earthen plumbing pipes to provide transportable water and drain wastes.

The Indian takeaway opposite Albert Gate of Plymouth dockyard is called.....the Indus

 

[Leo21]

Oxford was not bombed in WW2, because Hitler wanted his base there when they invaded.

 

[Riley]

This is still running :smile:

 

[Sid Viscous]

The Sweeney was brilliant! The Professionals was poo! (Showing my age there)
Mrs. Brown's Boys is in fact a documentary.

 

[Riley]

A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

 

[Whyme]

In Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. (old law).!!

 

[kay-jay]

The Indian takeaway opposite Albert Gate of Plymouth dockyard is called.....the Indus

Only because the 'H' fell off 😀

 

[kay-jay]

By the way croppie is commercial.....

 

[gasmanrob]

It is still a legal requirement that all hackney carriage vehicles carry a bale of hay

 

[Nostrum]

It has NEVER rained in Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile.

 

[PlumbersMate]

It has NEVER rained in Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile.

Nor Scotland

 

[SimonG]

Changing your keeper for the quarter final penalty shootout but not doing it in the semi. Argentina Germany final.

 

[rpm]

It is still a legal requirement that all hackney carriage vehicles carry a bale of hay

Strange but very true.
(Ex Cabbie)

 

[Riley]

Biasi are shyte that is all

 

[Leo21]

Biasi are shyte that is all

Again, little known facts only please.

 

[Riley]

Again, little known facts only please.

:38: just sayin :wink:

 

[zeebeedee]

Mind your p's and q's comes from a pub in Manchester, where the bar tender would ask people to mind there pints and quarts while they cleaned the table

 

[zeebeedee]

Not sure on the distance, but if your live within a certain distance of a church you can be forced to pay for its repairs when needed

 

[PlumbersMate]

Not sure on the distance, but if your live within a certain distance of a church you can be forced to pay for its repairs when needed

On a similar note, can only be considered a true cockney if you could hear the bells of bow, or something like that

 

[kay-jay]

Donald duck was banned in finland because he doesnt wear pants

 

[kay-jay]

A ducks quack doesnt echo and noone has a clue why.

 

[kay-jay]

My current customer (bathroom) is on coronation street

 

[Ray Stafford]

A ducks quack doesnt echo and noone has a clue why.

Sorry Kev. Spoiler alert

 

[kay-jay]

Sorry Kev. Spoiler alert

That wasnt a duck they tested it was a pigeon in drag 😀

 

[kay-jay]

Mr freeman of ringwood will never know how much joy he has brought to the plumbers of the UK 😀

 

[Riley]

Mr freeman of ringwood will never know how much joy he has brought to the plumbers of the UK 😀

And how he's broken a local merchant mogul

 

[kay-jay]

If you go to germany and fancy a dip in the pool you have to wear budgie smugglers as they reckon its less disturbing to kids than shorts which allow 'movement'

 

[Riley]

If you go to germany and fancy a dip in the pool you have to wear budgie smugglers as they reckon its less disturbing to kids than shorts which allow 'movement'

Finally a place I won't be persecuted when I swim

 

[Riley]

Ray, loving the fact this is still going

 

[Toxic Ted]

Mr freeman of ringwood will never know how much joy he has brought to the plumbers of the UK 😀

Yes he does.....i've ordered some more to offset the squirrels doings.

 

[Riley]

Yes he does.....i've ordered some more to offset the squirrels doings.

Like like like

 

[solutions]

The saying " a cock and bull story" comes from 2 pubs/coach houses the cock and the bull in Stony Stratford. They used to try and out do each other with wild claims. As they are on the original roman road from london heading north (now the A5) the stories spread and the saying was born.

 

[SimonG]

So, no pool game tonight and the lads decided we would have a practise night. We need it. There was a group of young lasses in all night. We fed the juke box with all the best songs we could, they never moved. Stuvk a quid in and put on wombles -minuetto allegretto, black lace -agadoo, spitting image -chicken song, captain sensible -happy talk and Jason Derulo ft Snoop Dogg -wiggle. Well the place was a bouncing.

So the pointless fact of the day.

Many a good tune to be playec on an old fiddle 🙂 🙂

 

[SimonG]

Or is that old tune and good fiddle?