Pretty face ........

[rpm]

Arrived at a job today bang on time, rang the doorbell and a pretty face pops out of the upstairs window, "I`ve just got in the shower" she say`s, I`ll be down in a minute!

So my mind starts thinking I`m on time and she`s in the shower I wonder? Well all bets were off when I saw the rest of her cos I`d need a crate of Becks first!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Was she overly hairy??

 

[Rickster123]

I don't mind a bit of hair. I'm not talking mike Jackson hair but enough to keep a draft out the bed

 

[rpm]

Was she overly hairy??

Nope just large!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Nope just large!

Nothing wrong with that RPM, if she fit in a shower cubical she will fit in the bed haha

 

[Rickster123]

And I bet she makes a mean breakfast!

 

[rpm]

It just doesn`t work for me over a certain size, just one of those things. I stayed after the job was done and we had a chat for 45 minutes and yeah she was nice n easy to chat with but that was it anyway whose not to say she saw me from the window and didn`t like what she saw.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Was 'she' a 'he' in disguise?

 

[rpm]

Nothing wrong with that RPM, if she fit in a shower haha

She wouldn`t be able to turn around in it mate.

 

[rpm]

Was 'she' a 'he' in disguise?

No! she was a nice but large lady thats all.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Mmmmm... Could be a fat tranny. Had the chop?

 

[Rickster123]

Mmmmm... Could be a fat tranny. Had the chop?

What is this obsession with trannys that you have rocket? You been back on those naughty websites again?

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Lol, no, just exploring all options in case you've made a mistake!!!

Confess now!

 

[gasmanrob]

What is this obsession with trannys that you have rocket? You been back on those naughty websites again?

They don't mind if you leave the toilet seat up, they appreciate the pain a zipper can cause plus they can take a punch

 

[rpm]

Lol, no, just exploring all options in case you've made a mistake!!!

Confess now!

Deffo a 100% woman!

 

[bassmonster]

She probably wanted you mate... WHY else would she say she just got in the shower.... ;-)

 

[rpm]

She probably wanted you mate... WHY else would she say she just got in the shower.... ;-)

Thats what raised my hopes but when I saw the rest of her nothing else was gonna rise without beer first. lol

 

[bassmonster]

You should have just closed your eyes and hoped for the best.. Lol

 

[Dotty]

Thats what raised my hopes but when I saw the rest of her nothing else was gonna rise without beer first. lol

You should have just closed your eyes and hoped for the best.. Lol

Now't wrong with a large lass..

Some of the best times.......

 

[rocketmanbkk]

You should have just closed your eyes and hoped for the best.. Lol

You mean dived on in & prayed