Pretty face ........

[bassmonster]

I liken big.... But then there's bbbiiiiiiggggg.... We can easily hide tools in all sorts of nooks and crannies

 

[rpm]

I liken big.... But then there's bbbiiiiiiggggg.... We can easily hide tools in all sorts of nooks and crannies

And never find them again! lol

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Mmmm.. Too far now

 

[bassmonster]

Is this her?

 

[rocketmanbkk]

That's it, unsubscribe

 

[Rickster123]

Is this her?

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Is she drinking a panda pop? Ah good days!

 

[turnpin]

And I bet she makes a mean breakfast!

and proberbly devour it....lol regards Turnpin:chef:

 

[bassmonster]

I remember watching a program where guys would pay good money for obese woman to sit on their faces...... [emoji33]

 

[AWheating]

I worked in a house once and the tennant had a pregant daughter. I heard my mate talking to the mother in the other room and he said "can your son help me lift the cupboard in your bedroom"

I was laughing so hard i started to wet myself as the mother went crazy at my mate.

I have worked in some houses where i was unsure if it was a male or female tennant, best to ask for there name and hope its not one of thoses names that works both ways.

 

[AWheating]

I remember watching a program where guys would pay good money for obese woman to sit on their faces...... [emoji33]

bloke at my old firm said his idea of heaven was a very large black woman sat ontop of him eating a melting chocolate bar with in running down her folds.

 

[Dotty]

bloke at my old firm said his idea of heaven was a very large black woman sat ontop of him eating a melting chocolate bar with in running down her folds.

That's just raised the bar!

 

[stevetheplumber]

you know there big when your not sure youve fecked the right fold

 

[bassmonster]

That's just raised the bar!

That ain't no bar croppie, that's some next level twilight zone...

 

[rpm]

Gawd what have I started here! Your sick the lot of you!

 

[bassmonster]

Gawd what have I started here! Your sick the lot of you!

you're the one who wanted the plumper, not us mate 😛..we all know you secretly fancied the pants off her..

 

[turnpin]

Slap the a**e and ride the waves....yee haa..........regards Turnpin:rofl:

 

[Masood]

That's just raised the bar!

Is that a euphemism?

 

[SimonG]

It was captains and ladies darts knockout tonight.

Now, some ladies, you could argue that point, really, wouldnt look amiss on the rugby field. Some could do real damage to walnuts. The remainder, hubba hubba 🙂

But yes, ride the waves 🙂

 

[rocketmanbkk]

you're the one who wanted the plumper, not us mate 😛..we all know you secretly fancied the pants off her..

I reckon he did the deed and his post was due to a massive anxiety attack.

 

[rpm]

I reckon he did the deed and his post was due to a massive anxiety attack.

One things for sure I`m sticking to plumbing related posts from now on. lol