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being a doorman on the weekend i hear all theses stories. all from paint stripper to smashing up cars and homes. i have heard of a man pouring concrete down sombodys drains and believe it or not the customer rang another doorman who worked on drains to come fix it he got quoted a load of money and the doorman beat the quote by £100 quid and did it as a forigner. and when he was paying the fellow doorman for the drains after he handed over the cash he said "im kicking myself my new insurence has no excess and is covered in the policy, i was looking at the old insurence policy when it said it wasnt covered".
Violence can be immensely satisfying..!
but probably not the best in this situation.
A neat little payback is expanding foam (using the staw sized nozzle) injected deep into his car(s) exhaust pipe.
Not quite as nasty as paint stripper but likely to cause him a shed load of hassle and investigation, whilst on the flipside not being serious enough to warrant getting your collar felt!
but probably not the best in this situation.
A neat little payback is expanding foam (using the staw sized nozzle) injected deep into his car(s) exhaust pipe.
Not quite as nasty as paint stripper but likely to cause him a shed load of hassle and investigation, whilst on the flipside not being serious enough to warrant getting your collar felt!
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Mike Jackson
Blocking the exhaust could do a lot of damage and is still criminal damage so you could still get your collar felt.
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Masood
Note to self:
Make sure to discard remaining remaining can of foam in someone elses bin, use gloves and discard into another bin.
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REDSAW
for anything big say over £60, i start with the pets, ponds in particular bung in a bottle of fairy liquid,
if that dont work i go onto the grans then the kids but i dont like that as people may think your a peado.
they usually get the message then if not i send my cousins round and there gypo mates! and up the bill proportionately.
stab hole into expanding foam can then drop can into boundary cock.lol
if that dont work i go onto the grans then the kids but i dont like that as people may think your a peado.
they usually get the message then if not i send my cousins round and there gypo mates! and up the bill proportionately.
stab hole into expanding foam can then drop can into boundary cock.lol
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TomLane
This could always work in our favour of course!
Don't pay & these are the consequences! Simples!
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Nobody gets revenge like waiters in restraunts, if your a regular and a bad tipper then your steak will be used to clean the toilet bowl before serving.
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Plum Bob 66
I was 27 years in the Industry and would have to disagree, however I dismissed a sous chef for rubbing the general managers steaks round his spherical and plurals.
Lol, I recently watched some american documentry 'when waiters go bad' or something, it was on there.
I mean does the chef really know what goes on behind his back??
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Barry98
think best one i did years back 12-14 . for a large supermarket chain in there warehouse , boss diciplined me for clocking in at 5.57 (3 mins before 6) get paid for 6-2 but un written rule between engineers get there 10 mins early to handover.
anyway i flipped told him to stick it . let me finish shift off and i went into workshop and urinated in his bike helmets 6 blokes around laughing like hell. anyway shift finishes and were all stood at clocking out machine follow him out into car park and all watch him put it on. look in his eyes he knew but just drove off.
non of lads said out as they knew he needed a job for his son low and behold he started following week.
completely forgot about it till today been smiling like a cheshire cat all day
anyway i flipped told him to stick it . let me finish shift off and i went into workshop and urinated in his bike helmets 6 blokes around laughing like hell. anyway shift finishes and were all stood at clocking out machine follow him out into car park and all watch him put it on. look in his eyes he knew but just drove off.
non of lads said out as they knew he needed a job for his son low and behold he started following week.
completely forgot about it till today been smiling like a cheshire cat all day
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Plum Bob 66
speaking of waiters etc...... near me a curry house was closed down for spunking in the curry. One customer had taken some home and fell ill. took the left overs to the doctors to investigate food poisioning and they found spunk in the curry. 🙁
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