Secret Santa 2014

[SimonG]

Its that time again.
Same rules as last year.
£10 minimum.
Names in by 30th November.
PM me your name and full postal address.
Draw made 1st December and you will be notified of your victim, sorry, participant 🙂
Please indicate if you require a non risque gift.

Anthing i have missed we can make up as we go along.

 

[SimonG]

6 in the bag already.

 

[Dotty]

Glad you're doing this Si. I thought I might have to!

 

[Ermintrude]

Seven now

 

[SimonG]

Eight.

 

[Ermintrude]

Minims in now?

 

[Dotty]

Nine?

 

[SimonG]

11 now, shaping nicely 🙂

 

[tamz]

I'm ten

or maybe 12 :smile:

 

[Ermintrude]

Older than that surely?

 

[tamz]

Maybe a wee bit

 

[SimonG]

Thirteen. 🙂

 

[smtplumbing]

14 now

 

[SimonG]

Fourteen 🙂

 

[SimonG]

Still fourteen, come on lads, its a good laugh 🙂

 

[Barry98]

15 something normal four kids present when I open mine please

 

[Rickster123]

Thirteen. 🙂

Im in!

 

[SimonG]

15 something normal four kids present when I open mine please

PM me your details Lee.

 

[Rich8]

Seventeen ?

 

[Rickster123]

Where has this year gone?! It doesn't seem 5 minutes since the last one!

 

[SimonG]

Seventeen ?

Indeed 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Where has this year gone?! It doesn't seem 5 minutes since the last one!

Yeah time has really flown by since kevthegas's unforgiveable insult of a gift
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[SimonG]

Slight change to the draw this year, after a bit of feedback.

Nobody will get the same person as last year.

Nobody will be paired together, that is, a will send to b, but b wont send to a, etc.

Means the draw will be more complicated than a world cup draw, but c'est la vie 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Yeah time has really flown by since kevthegas's unforgiveable insult of a gift
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What did you get?!

 

[kay-jay]

A beginners guide to plumbing.....

The rotten w[emoji572]


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[Dotty]

Im in!

I really, really hope I get you.......

 

[Rickster123]

I really, really hope I get you.......

I hope you don't coz you're a tight fisted git!

 

[SimonG]

I really, really hope I get you.......

Theres more of a chance than winning the lottery 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

15 something normal four kids present when I open mine please

That'll be a big pink ***** on the way to you then 🙂

 

[kris]

Im in, postage would be a killer sorry in advance lol

 

[SimonG]

1. pm me your name and address2. closing date is 30th November 2014
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.

Just a quick update on the rules, as not everybody was here last year 🙂

 

[julesverne]

Count me in simon.

think we got 29 uk puffers last year. Hope its beaten this year

 

[SimonG]

20 so far 🙂

 

[helpsy]

I wonder if Croppie will get another Mankini this year....I heard it had gone thread bare and Mrs Croppie had to hem it and take it in, in certain areas! 😛

 

[Toxic Ted]

I wonder if Croppie will get another Mankini this year....I heard it had gone thread bare and Mrs Croppie had to hem it and take it in, in certain areas! 😛

Thats a mental picture i can well do without.

 

[SimonG]

Still 20, come on, you know you want to! 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Still 20, come on, you know you want to! 🙂

20s not bad when you think how many people croppies banned this year...

 

[Toxic Ted]

20s not bad when you think how many people croppies banned this year...

Might be 19 if i can't control the urges......no not those urges!

 

[SimonG]

Roll up, roll up, only a week left. 🙂

 

[SimonG]

Last few days. Off to Edinburgh for the weekend so will do the draw on my return.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I've got a right peach of a present to gift wrap!!

 

[armyash]

I'm in 😀

 

[smtplumbing]

simon g when up in edinburgh

 

[rpm]

Would do it but know some joker would send me a wooden nose peg lol

 

[zeebeedee]

I'm im again although this year I request no used **** mags!!

 

[Barry98]

I'm im again although this year I request no used **** mags!!

Never F-in happy

 

[julesverne]

Would do it but know some joker would send me a wooden nose peg lol

Dont be a ***** go for it.

 

[julesverne]

I would say 95% of last ss2013 got good prezzies

 

[SimonG]

simon g when up in edinburgh

This very minute. In clarks bar. Two thirds of the way to being a merry fecker. 🙂

 

[zeebeedee]

This very minute. In clarks bar. Two thirds of the way to being a merry fecker. 🙂

Edinburghs a great place! The ghost walks are well worth a go

 

[Ermintrude]

Funniest ghost walk is Whitby. Young lad with downs rips the tour guide it's hilarious

 

[smtplumbing]

simon why u no say i would came out for a pint would got ian chapman out as well

 

[tamz]

This very minute. In clarks bar. Two thirds of the way to being a merry fecker. 🙂

Bet you end up in the grassmarket (unless your misses is with ye)

 

[SimonG]

She is with me. Dont know where we ended up, but just rolled out of bed.

It was all last minute. Waa going to york but was booked up. Was then going to scarborough but she took a pan sh!te so we ended up here. Top night what i remember 🙂

 

[SimonG]

Last few hours, 22 in the pot.

 

[gasmanrob]

Go on then I'm in! Details on its way

 

[gasmanrob]

So when do the names get distributed?

 

[SimonG]

Should get them out tonight.

 

[SimonG]

Made a start, about a quarter of the way through, but batteries nearly out.

The draw has brought up a couple of surprises 🙂

Tried to do the muttley snigger in letters but couldnt get it.

 

[Ray Stafford]

oooo-errrr, I've got mine...

Or at least, if I was in it, I imagine I might have had mine by now.

cough, cough

 

[Rickster123]

 

[julesverne]

Not got mine yet.

 

[helpsy]

It's that secret we're not being told who to give to! Lol

 

[julesverne]

I need to know ive got a great present to give but need to know if i get someone who's Gsr otherwise ive got to start looking again lol

 

[Rickster123]

I need to know ive got a great present to give but need to know if i get someone who's Gsr otherwise ive got to start looking again lol

Remember how you hated getting nagged last year? Now look at ya!!:santa3:

 

[julesverne]

Remember how you hated getting nagged last year? Now look at ya!!:santa3:

i didnt hate it. I thought it was great fun . Have you still got the ash tray or did you weigh it in cheap skate.

 

[julesverne]

Im off to india again in February i can get you some apple or cherry flavoured cigs as we all know your into fruit based shizz i even had a few they arent bad.

 

[Rickster123]

i didnt hate it. I thought it was great fun . Have you still got the ash tray or did you weigh it in cheap skate.

I've still got it but it's not been used in months!

 

[julesverne]

I've still got it but it's not been used in months!

good good took hours of trawling on ebay to find that.

 

[Rickster123]

good good took hours of trawling on ebay to find that.

If you get me again can I have a bottle of brasso please!😉

 

[SimonG]

Remainder will be out by the end of the day 🙂

 

[Toxic Ted]

Thanks for taking the time to do it Si.

 

[Dotty]

Got my victim. Simon, I'm beginning to think you're an evil genius. ...

 

[Toxic Ted]

Got mine as well.........someone will regret putting their hand up for this one...nnnhhhaaa.....​hahahahahaha......hahahahahaha...

 

[Rickster123]

Not got mine. Sulking a bit now.

 

[SimonG]

Had me tea, been in the shower and off to darts. Will do the last half dozen when I get back in. Im driving so I should be able to manage 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Oh I'm in the last half dozen am I?! Oh I see. No no that's fine!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Back of the line tizer boy....

 

[Dotty]

Oh I'm in the last half dozen am I?! Oh I see. No no that's fine!

This is bringing back schoolboy memories isn't it. Always the last to get picked.

We had a guy like that at skule. Never got picked.

Tell a lie! There was once we picked him first. Needed a goal post.

 

[Rickster123]

This is bringing back schoolboy memories isn't it. Always the last to get picked.

We had a guy like that at skule. Never got picked.

Tell a lie! There was once we picked him first. Needed a goal post.

haha yep that was me. Always played left back..... Left back in the classroom!

 

[helpsy]

Got mine.....looking through the Mankini catalogue!

 

[Dotty]

Got mine.....looking through the Mankini catalogue!

Yes... About that. ....

 

[SimonG]

Righty o, everybody should have received their victims.

If it was an fa cup draw it would be a classic. A fair few would be televised 🙂

 

[Toxic Ted]

I have received no special instructions regarding parental guidance so will treat my "match" accordingly.

 

[SimonG]

There were very few requests for 'pg rated gifts'.

 

[helpsy]

I would of had the chimp!

 

[zeebeedee]

:-( forgotten. *sniff sniff* oh the Shame ;-)

 

[SimonG]

:-( forgotten. *sniff sniff* oh the Shame ;-)

I had to double check there zeb.

Any latecomers, pm me your details and I will see what I can sort 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

I've got a great pick!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I've got a great pick!!

I had to read that twice.....

 

[Dotty]

I've got a great pick!!

Same here, my victim has given me so much to go on that I'm actually confused as to where to start with him...

 

[kay-jay]

i have my victim now simon, but its 6 days too late i have already eaten 6 of the chocolates from the 1direction advent calender

 

[Barry98]

Anyone want to swap

 

[Rickster123]

Thanks to the X factor boring me rigid I've ordered mine tonight. It's a good one too!