Freebie Alert - Ideal Vogue Boilers

[SafeGasInstall]

Should I read anything into the fact that I didn't get a call? Or is the dream still alive?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h🙂 🙂 🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

There are a couple of cast changes though. On the follow up today not everyone decided to proceed (or qualified under the small print).

So we now have Stan (SGI) and Jules joining the beauty contest, since they were the next to shout after the cut off.

 

[Leo21]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h🙂 :86: 🙂

Thats just nasty Stan.

 

[Rickster123]

Who's out then? And where was my call up??

 

[Leo21]

Hang on Stan only likes plastic boilers:thinking2:

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I always new Stan is a much better plumber then me and he really deserves the chance to win a free boiler .

thank you Leo , I love you too 🙂

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Who's out then? And where was my call up??

you out mate .....

 

[Ray Stafford]

Who's out then? And where was my call up??

Up to them to say if they want to. And you didn't even try to qualify adam. And surely you are in management now? Much to hoity toity to get your hands dirty with a messy old boiler! 🙂

 

[Leo21]

Who's out then? And where was my call up??

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Leo21]

Originally Posted by Leo21
I always new Stan is a much better plumber then me and he really deserves the chance to win a free boiler .



Stan I'm sure your a better plumber than me, I'm a heating engineer.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

is not who you thing you are , is who loves you this days !

Much respect to ALEX for donating his place to the poor illegal immigrant !

 

[Leo21]

is not who you thing you are , is who loves you this days !

Much respect to ALEX for donating his place to the poor illegal immigrant !

You might be illegal, but I know your not poor.

 

[julesverne]

THANKS to whoever gave me their place best news all week. fingers toes all crossed.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

You might be illegal, but I know your not poor.

you just dont tell HMRC

 

[Dotty]

Who's out then? And where was my call up??

You didn't read the small print about there being a beauty contest did you?

 

[Rickster123]

is not who you thing you are , is who loves you this days !

Much respect to ALEX for donating his place to the poor illegal immigrant !

Not bad enough that you're taking our jobs now this!? Where will it end stan?!

 

[Leo21]

You didn't read the small print about there being a beauty contest did you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I'm fluxed.

 

[Rickster123]

You didn't read the small print about there being a beauty contest did you?

In win that... In the right lighting..

 

[Leo21]

In win that... In the right lighting..

You mean the right darkness.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Not bad enough that you're taking our jobs now this!? Where will it end stan?!

i think Austrian Alps for 5 days just before Xmass , will be taking some skiing lessons
and the 3 weeks back home with my family than another 5 days in Swiss Alps for more skiing lesson

 

[SafeGasInstall]

just can not convince wife to sell her mk6 golf and get a land cruiser ......fuming 🙁

 

[Dotty]

i think Austrian Alps for 5 days just before Xmass , will be taking some skiing lessons
and the 3 weeks back home with my family than another 5 days in Swiss Alps for more skiing lesson

And yet you plead with us not to tell HMRC on you!

I'm lifting the phone now buddy!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

pls do as they owe me over 10K for the last two tax years

 

[Leo21]

just can not convince wife to sell her mk6 golf and get a land cruiser ......fuming 🙁

Hang on weren't you giving us tips on wife training recently?

 

[Dotty]

pls do as they owe me over 10K for the last two tax years

Blimey! Really!

They really don't like coughing up do they?

What's holding payment up Stan?

 

[Dotty]

Hang on weren't you giving us tips on wife training recently?

I missed most of that thread.

Mostly because I was hiding in the cupboard in case Mrs Croppie saw it and thought I was getting ideas above my station!

 

[lame plumber]

just can not convince wife to sell her mk6 golf and get a land cruiser ......fuming 🙁

At least someone out there has their head screwed on right. 🙂

re tax refunds, they only give them back quickly to those they believe told the truth in the first place, best get your books in order 🙂

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Blimey! Really!

They really don't like coughing up do they?

What's holding payment up Stan?

miss calculation of P35 for year 2011-2012
not having done P35 for year 2012-2013
bastaaaared accountant

 

[Dotty]

miss calculation of P35 for year 2011-2012
not having done P35 for year 2012-2013
bastaaaared accountant

Hope he's making it up to you!

 

[Killy Bing]

Looks like I timed my return to the forum nicely. LOL.

Cheers Ray, here's hoping. If I win, I'll probably fit it in my Dad's place. He has a creaky old Ideal in there at the moment. Think it's a Henrad, can't remember. Anyway, I'd like to fit the folks a new boiler for free.

I read a plumber from the tonbridge area fell off a roof and was in a coma a few months ago, didn't have the heart to give you a call!!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

No Danny has been ok ! We have been in touch on FB

 

[hammers4spanner]

wife training hahaha

 

[Dotty]

wife training hahaha

Come's under the title of 'Bloody Dangerous Sports!'

That and the bedroom rodeo.........

 

[turnpin]

Thanks Ray for posting freebie a little later in the evening giving some of the late shift guys and girls a chance cracking offer but no use to myself as not GSR ...keep up the good work Ray..now what about the other sponsors taking a little pressure off of Ray regards Turnpin:yes:

 

[lame plumber]

365 says the worlds coming to an end so free drills all round imho

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I now know who the chosen six are.

Which means I also know who the unlucky ones are. As a consolation prize, there will be a goody bag courtesy of us and Ideal.

To raise the dramatic tension, I shall release the names of those NOT getting a free boiler over the course of this afternoon and evening. And maybe tomorrow evening if I am feeling playful! The unlucky ones will get a goody bag including an Ideal Jacket. So if I ask you for your jacket size (S, M, L, XL) that's your cue to leave quietly, and everyone remaining is a bit closer to their dream freebie.

The original list, in alphabetical order was:

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[TD]anz[/TD]
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[TD]atouchofgas[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]BOD[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dannypipe[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Gasman[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]JAH HEATING[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Julesverne[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Kev the Gas[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lame Plumber[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Leo21[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Masood[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mike Jackson[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]P J F Plumbing[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Plumber0808[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]SafeGasInstall[/TD]
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[TD]scott_d[/TD]
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[TD]smtplumbing[/TD]
[/TR]
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JULESVERNE - you are eliminated, can you please let me have your jacket size?

 

[Barry98]

love it ray lmao

 

[Gray0689]

Lol
Ray your a nasty man
But great fun lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

I see that Leo and atouchofgas are camped on the thread. 🙂

 

[julesverne]

Bugger

Size L

Im off for a sulk

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I have an appointment at 5pm, so I will be off now.

But before I go...

LAME PLUMBER - you are eliminated - please let me have your jacket size.

 

[Barry98]

going to be a long night

 

[Leo21]

Ray Ray Ray, what are we going to do with you?

 

[Barry98]

its killing me and i know whos got them lol , be sure to represent the forum in a professional manner and leave some mega good feedback for willaims & co aka ray for sorting this out for us

 

[anz]

Rays gone to his appointment, someone quickly go and grab the list before he comes back.

 

[Ray Stafford]

its killing me and i know whos got them lol

Ooo you fibber.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Shall I do another one now?

Nah, later maybe.

 

[Rickster123]

I cannot believe the amount of ideal haters on that list!!

 

[Barry98]

Ooo you fibber.

you bugger could of had some right fun there why should you get it all. o yeah 6 boilers and a wad of freebies

 

[Barry98]

I cannot believe the amount of ideal haters on that list!!

i hope they looked at our web sites


Plumber Company Wakefield | Plumbers UK | Plumbing and Heating

 

[Rickster123]

i hope they looked at our web sites


Plumber Company Wakefield | Plumbers UK | Plumbing and Heating

Brown noser! I'd disqualify you for that!

 

[Barry98]

web sites always been same fella only took baxi off last week mind

 

[Rickster123]

"Ideals are :001_9898:"


...... A quote taken from who??...

 

[Barry98]

Werner me (i hope)

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/gas-safe-register-forum-public-forum/42890-ideal-logic-plus.html

 

[Rickster123]

Werner me (i hope)

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/gas-safe-register-forum-public-forum/42890-ideal-logic-plus.html

No not you! I was going to do a quotes list or bring up old threads but I got bored too quickly!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I now know who the chosen six are.

Which means I also know who the unlucky ones are. As a consolation prize, there will be a goody bag courtesy of us and Ideal.

To raise the dramatic tension, I shall release the names of those NOT getting a free boiler over the course of this afternoon and evening. And maybe tomorrow evening if I am feeling playful! The unlucky ones will get a goody bag including an Ideal Jacket. So if I ask you for your jacket size (S, M, L, XL) that's your cue to leave quietly, and everyone remaining is a bit closer to their dream freebie.

The original list, in alphabetical order was:

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[TR]
[TD]anz[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]atouchofgas[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]BOD[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dannypipe[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Gasman[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]JAH HEATING[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Julesverne[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Kev the Gas[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lame Plumber[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Leo21[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Masood[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mike Jackson[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]P J F Plumbing[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Plumber0808[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]SafeGasInstall[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]scott_d[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]smtplumbing[/TD]
[/TR]
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JULESVERNE - you are eliminated, can you please let me have your jacket size?

Well, I have an appointment at 5pm, so I will be off now.

But before I go...

LAME PLUMBER - you are eliminated - please let me have your jacket size.

GASMAN - Sorry mate, they didn't fancy the AXE treatment. Please let me have your jacket size, because your bum is outa here!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Mmmmm. Mrs's S's meatballs in homemade tomato sauce and spaghetti. Luverly stuff.

 

[Leo21]

Mmmmm. Mrs's S's meatballs in homemade tomato sauce and spaghetti. Luverly stuff.

You rotter, you did that in purpose. I thought it was an snowy cement.

 

[Leo21]

You rotter, you did that in purpose. I thought it was an snowy cement.

an anouncement. Snowy cement. Apple have a lot to answer for.

 

[Mike Jackson]

an anouncement. Snowy cement. Apple have a lot to answer for.

Don't you go getting all Zeb on us.

 

[Dotty]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

 

[Kev the gas]

Crikey, missed the last posts, away with the family @ Longleat Centreparcs, do I have a pudding and risk not fitting the Large jacket ?

 

[Mike Jackson]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

 

[Toxic Ted]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

You are not alone there......winter coming and i need a new jacket......i think i need to be a bit sharper on the freebie alert.

 

[Dotty]

I was sitting watching this thread. I'd have easily been first three!

 

[Dotty]

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

Never mind the length, feel the girth!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

If John owes me a few Chinese burns for my comments then you must be into camel bite terratory for yours Mike!

 

[Kev the gas]

Table booked for 7pm.

I will hedge my bets and stick with the jugs of Sangria and Paella

 

[Mike Jackson]

If John owes me a few Chinese burns for my comments then you must be into camel bite terratory for yours Mike!

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

 

[Dotty]

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

Sod you! Now i've wet meself laughing!

 

[Toxic Ted]

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

Don't get yourself all flattered over what the school bike says.......everybody went there and kept it quiet if you remember back that far......or did you go to a school for boys?

 

[Ray Stafford]

J A H Heating. You must be psychic James, because you already PMed me your jacket size. Yep, you're out!

 

[SimonG]

I have a vision of bowl with all the names in sat on a fridge and everytime Ray needs another beer he pulls out another name 🙂

 

[smtplumbing]

this is the best thread in the world

 

[Leo21]

I don't think I've ever refreshed a page so many times!

 

[smtplumbing]

sure one of the admin would be able to tell us how many hits this page has had

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I now know who the chosen six are.

Which means I also know who the unlucky ones are. As a consolation prize, there will be a goody bag courtesy of us and Ideal.

To raise the dramatic tension, I shall release the names of those NOT getting a free boiler over the course of this afternoon and evening. And maybe tomorrow evening if I am feeling playful! The unlucky ones will get a goody bag including an Ideal Jacket. So if I ask you for your jacket size (S, M, L, XL) that's your cue to leave quietly, and everyone remaining is a bit closer to their dream freebie.

The original list, in alphabetical order was:

[TABLE="width: 64"]
[TR]
[TD]anz[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]atouchofgas[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]BOD[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dannypipe[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Gasman[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]JAH HEATING[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Julesverne[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Kev the Gas[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lame Plumber[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Leo21[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Masood[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mike Jackson[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]P J F Plumbing[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Plumber0808[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]SafeGasInstall[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]scott_d[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]smtplumbing[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

JULESVERNE - you are eliminated, can you please let me have your jacket size?

Well, I have an appointment at 5pm, so I will be off now.

But before I go...

LAME PLUMBER - you are eliminated - please let me have your jacket size.

GASMAN - Sorry mate, they didn't fancy the AXE treatment. Please let me have your jacket size, because your bum is outa here!

J A H Heating. You must be psychic James, because you already PMed me your jacket size. Yep, you're out!

CALLING DANNYPIPE! Let me know your jacket size, because you're living in loser-ville! 🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

So we now have 12 people fighting it out for 6 slots.

Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
SafeGasInstall
Scott_d
smtplumbing

thats 50/50 odds.

until the next elimination, then everyone remaining is odds-on.

OOOOOOHHHHH the tension ! 🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

So do I carry on with eliminations tonight, or let the tension build a bit further?

 

[Mike Jackson]

The tension is unbearable. I'm going to have to engage in a bit more croppie baiting to relieve the tension.

 

[smtplumbing]

you are going to carry on and let use wait until tomorrow lol

 

[Barry98]

I think a block of three next get the suspense higher

 

[Rickster123]

Haha this is the best thread since sqube!

 

[Dotty]

The tension is unbearable. I'm going to have to engage in a bit more croppie baiting to relieve the tension.

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

 

[Leo21]

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

Your size might be a special order. 5' x 5' springs to mind.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Only eleven left


Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
Scott_d
smtplumbing


Sorry SAFEGASINSTALL, let me know your jacket size as you join your colleagues in the booby-prize pen. No free boiler for you this week.

 

[JAH HEATING]

So we now have 12 people fighting it out for 6 slots.

Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
SafeGasInstall
Scott_d
smtplumbing

thats 50/50 odds.

until the next elimination, then everyone remaining is odds-on.

OOOOOOHHHHH the tension ! 🙂

its like a penalty shoot out this

 

[Leo21]

its like a penalty shoot out this

Exept there's more at stake.

 

[Mike Jackson]

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

I've found a jacket to fit you.

 

[Dotty]

I've found a jacket to fit you.

You're a turd and i'm telling my mum so there.......

 

[JAH HEATING]

Exept there's more at stake.

I didn't even make it through the group stages !

 

[Leo21]

I didn't even make it through the group stages !

Nothing for second place, erm or seventh.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

No .......... I was going to install it in my house .....
can I have my jacket in size XL

 

[smtplumbing]

i feel like a kid at Christmas

 

[Leo21]

i feel like a kid at Christmas

Action man deserter.











an empty box.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Right, thats it for half an hour or so. I'm taking a break for a while.

Catch you later.

Except you Leo21. Don't bother to hang around mate - just PM me your jacket size. You're toast.

 

[Leo21]

Bugger, has the jacket got ideal written in it?
extra fat please.

 

[hammers4spanner]

haha this threads cracking me up

love it

 

[Rickster123]

Bugger, has the jacket got ideal written in it?
extra fat please.

No it's got LOSER written on it!!!

 

[hammers4spanner]

haha LOOOOOSERSSSS!!!