someone up there is pulling my strings !!!

[lame plumber]

ordered a nice new toy fm Big red toolbox, a nice sparky bbk3 1500 core drill 240volt version last monday. Had to chase it up as it never arrived until today, 110 volt version, I dont want 110 you peanut heads, even the delivery note said 240v!!!!!!!!!!

Call fm customer to replace oil boiler as she had been quoted £7000, off I went tonight to look, got there, drove on by and home, 3 years back I went to a non flushing cistern. Wondered in as another plumber ran out?????? Looked in the bathroom to see a full wc bowl, which had been fermenting a while, so the lady decided the bath would be the next best option, it was half full, threw up outside and also left 🙂 No wonder the other firm quoted £7k, I could still smell the stench of this mobile home as i drove by!!

Got home to receive a call to quote for work fm a know customer, never actually done work for him just quotes every 6 months or so, 5th time he has asked, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

So been to Lidl and bought their box of golden beers, doing my best to sample a few before I'm on lifeboat call mid week. So far 3 of them have been fine 🙂

 

[rpm]

You seem to be a run of joker customers mate, hope it ends soon and your all calm for christmas.

 

[lame plumber]

feeling that way, havent talked to my merchant since friday and dont intend to till he says sorry for fffing me about either, his little gorilla delivered the customers boiler today as i hadnt been able to get it as arranged, still missed out 25m of barrier pipe ffs!!!!!!!! my customer went to get it though 🙂

the current employer is called James Dean, makes me laugh a lot and he is so laid back its unbelievable, currently his home has no roof bar a scaffold cover, 1/2 of it has rain water damage and he isnt phased at all ?????? if he can let it run off his back, so should I really, there are folk a lot worse off than me 🙂