The ultimate Intergas virgin freebie boiler thread

[Riley]

Your battery lasts like mine ray

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ch4 ... You are...

 

[Rickster123]

Hurry up ray I need a pee

 

[Riley]

So thought we were just going to get 0% then

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ch4 ... You are...

<tosses coin> ...

 

[Ray Stafford]

Hurry up ray I need a pee

Honestly Adam, a man of your age should get that bladder problem looked at! It's probably nothing, but...

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Yes yes yes yes

 

[Riley]

Oh my god as suspense goes this is incredible

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Am I in????

 

[Riley]

Lost the coin

 

[Riley]

This actually stands to be the longest thread since the meme one

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Croppie jumped up from behind a bag of crisps and nicked the coin!

 

[hammers4spanner]

lol brilliant

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Probably safest to call it a draw and give us all a boiler Ray?? Sound fair.....

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sorry about that. Blummin' iPad ran out of power.

Fortunately I have 35% on my phone so all is well.

These screens are a bit small though.

 

[Riley]

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I don't think I've got 35% left in me!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Before we continue, and bearing in mind that I now have enough charge to go on for hours, let's just reflect on all the times you have been less than generous about merchants...

 

[Riley]

This is singly one of the funniest threads in ages

 

[solutions]

This is singly one of the funniest threads in ages

Agreed..

 

[Riley]

Granted my opinion may change if I'm out tomorrow.

 

[Gray0689]

Before we continue, and bearing in mind that I now have enough charge to go on for hours, let's just reflect on all the times you have been less than generous about merchants...

I gave you free armaflex how can you say that hmm

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I've called an ambulance for my blood pressure my heads ready to pop

 

[solutions]

I've called an ambulance for my blood pressure my heads ready to pop

Loosen your grip man!

 

[Masood]

Yes yes yes yes

You on the vinegar strokes??

 

[rpm]

Bet croppie is on the phone to Ray right now just to distract him. lol

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Way past Mas, showered changed and now chilling in my cords smoking a Cuban!

 

[solutions]

Way past Mas, showered changed and now chilling in my cords smoking a Cuban!

Nice...... Sit back and take the jaz flute in.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sorry this phones internet connection is poor. Tell you what, I'll just finish this nightcap, go back to my room, put the iPad onto charge, and we should be ok in 30 minutes. Perhaps 45. Honestly, an hour, tops.

 

[anz]

Riley, you can stop creeping with "like" button.

You are safe tonight. So is Anz. Only 5 still in doubt.

Glad I was busy tonight, just got in, good to hear I'm safe [emoji6] I didn't have to endure the pain today, still a few days to go though [emoji16]

 

[Riley]

ugh

 

[Ray Stafford]

Are you with your elderly maiden aunt again Ray????

Well, this is a public forum, Mrs S May be reading it, so what do you reckon your chances are of making it through tomorrow cut Riley? Zero? Or less than that? 🙂

 

[Riley]

Unlike unlike unlike

 

[Riley]

Stoopid open forum

 

[Ray Stafford]

Too late now mate...

...I just hope that you think about what you have done...

 

[Riley]

Usually do Ray. Thanks for letting me through first day though :wink:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Now, I am sure there was something that I had to do before going to bed. Something to do with free boilers, and elimination.

What was it again?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Usually do Ray. Thanks for letting me through first day though :wink:

how much you pay him or was it 😛resents1: 😀

 

[Riley]

It was slightly darker than that

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ok, I'm tired of toying with you tonight.

The last person through to tomorrow is...

 

[ShaunCorbs]

it was slightly darker than that

:d :82:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ok, I'm tired of toying with you tonight.

The last person through to tomorrow is...

CH4.

Sorry IDChappy, better luck next week. Yours is a noble cause. Unsuccessful on this occasion, but still noble.

 

[Riley]

:d :82:

Something like that

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

:willy_nilly:I'm in turmoil after that haha phew I'll try and rest ready for tomorrow's games.

 

[lame plumber]

Tell you what, at the end of this round, I will add one more freebie: the new Intergas Rapid Combi.

And entries will be limited to people who have fitted at least 3 Intergas boilers and registered them.

Is that fair?

starting to like intergas again 🙂

 

[Riley]

Good luck all and unlucky ID

 

[Riley]

:willy_nilly:I'm in turmoil after that haha phew I'll try and rest ready for tomorrow's games.

Was quite epic wasn't it

 

[hammers4spanner]

business as usual tomorrow night then

 

[Ray Stafford]

Tonight's instalment came from sunny Gillingham. Tomorrow nights drama will be from whatever flea pit laterooms.com comes up with in East Sussex.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Tonight's instalment came from sunny Gillingham. Tomorrow nights drama will be from whatever flea pit laterooms.com comes up with in East Sussex.

?????? 😀

 

[Ray Stafford]

?????? 😀

We have corporate spending limits Shaun. That looks too rich for me. 🙂

 

[ShaunCorbs]

We have corporate spending limits Shaun. That looks too rich for me. 🙂

😀 prob wont last that long in the bad parts of essex anyway 🙂

 

[Riley]

Surprised Ray hasn't started the countdown yet :smile:

 

[IDCHAPPY]

No worries Ray, I'll keep trying 😀.
Well done Channel 4 😛

 

[Riley]

 

[Chalked]

Come on! :50:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Just got to the hotel. Had to pay for flippin' wifi, just to entertain you lot!

I'll just toddle down to the bar, get a drink in my hand and food on order, and we can begin.

 

[Riley]

Good man let the banter commence

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Come on! :50:

The competition has been canceled didn't you get the email??

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Dammit too slow!

Ray you must be staying in a top end hotel if you have to pay extra for Wifi.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Dammit too slow!

Ray you must be staying in a top end hotel if you have to pay extra for Wifi.

It's a well known chain of budget travel lodges. Not my fave chain, but only a 2 minute drive in the morning.

 

[Riley]

Which neck of the woods are you tonight Ray?

 

[Ray Stafford]

So just to recap.

We did have 7 people in his weeks draw for a £1000 worth of free Intergas combi.

The lucky ones are Hammers, CH4, Riley, Anz, Chalked, solutions and IDChappy. Except IDChappy isn't so lucky as we kicked his Caledonian bum out yesterday.

So, there will now be a brief period of bribe-taking and attempted blackmail before we announce today's elimininee.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Which neck of the woods are you tonight Ray?

Brighton tonight Matt. The Venice of the Sussex coast. So they tell me.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Brighton tonight Matt. The Venice of the Sussex coast. So they tell me.

Nice, where did you eat?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Quick update on the jack Daniels situation.

They don't have any.

So expect a grumpy host here at Intergas freebie FM.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Nice, where did you eat?

Haven't eaten yet. Didn't leave our Eastbourne branch until 7:30. Just ordered the lasagne. With garlic bread.

 

[rpm]

Brighton tonight Matt.

Better off keeping your arris indoors then. lol

 

[Riley]

Brighton tonight Matt. The Venice of the Sussex coast. So they tell me.

I have relatives in the area and I have NEVER heard it called that :smile:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Here's a philosophical question.

Should we kick two out tonight? Or none? Or one, as per the announced schedule?

In the end, it doesn't make a difference. Only one person can win this weeks boiler. However, we can crush people's hopes and dreams sooner, or later.

Whaddya reckon?

 

[turnpin]

Haven't eaten yet. Didn't leave our Eastbourne branch until 7:30. Just ordered the lasagne. With garlic bread.

That garlic bread will never catch on Ray......lol regards Turnpin:8:

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Knock out 2 for Tuesday!

 

[Riley]

Here's a philosophical question.

Should we kick two out tonight? Or none? Or one, as per the announced schedule?

In the end, it doesn't make a difference. Only one person can win this weeks boiler. However, we can crush people's hopes and dreams sooner, or later.

Whaddya reckon?

Whatever entertains the masses

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Out of all the restaurants in Btn you eat in the blooming TL

 

[Ray Stafford]

I have relatives in the area and I have NEVER heard it called that :smile:

In fairness, I was making that stuff up.

 

[Riley]

I've heard it called significantly worse

 

[Ray Stafford]

Out of all the restaurants in Btn you eat in the blooming TL

Philistine aren't I ?

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Philistine aren't I ?

I don't want to ruin my chances wink wink but a PING meal! Terrible!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ping?

 

[Chalked]

How about kicking out three !

Then bring a new wild card tomorrow.

 

[rpm]

Ping?

Otherwise known as a ***** n ping meal aka microwaved

 

[Rickster123]

Otherwise known as a ***** n ping meal aka microwaved

My mrs calls that a la carte

 

[Ray Stafford]

So, there will now be a brief period of bribe-taking and attempted blackmail before we announce today's elimininee.

Well that was a waste of a perfectly good hint ...

 

[hammers4spanner]

I didn't think you merchants were that corrupt

 

[anz]

Well that was a waste of a perfectly good hint ...

Thought about it, but it'd be a waste though, wouldn't it?

Hasn't the winner already been decided? It's just the losers that are being revealed very slowly

 

[Ray Stafford]

So let's talk about Intergas for a moment.

Is the "only four moving parts" thing meaningful to you? If so, why?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I didn't think you merchants were that corrupt

Now that really did ,make me rotflmao. You are the resident forum cynic! I expect you to think mother Theresa was on he take!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Less parts to go wrong simple as that boilers do a lot of work and anything with mechanical parts eventually break down so less means less stress surely

 

[Dotty]

Well that was a waste of a perfectly good hint ...

I clocked the hint.

I treated it with the derision it deserved you xenophobic git....

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

My mrs calls that a la carte

You two must throw great parties?? You with odd drinks and the missus with the a la carte menu haha.

 

[Riley]

Less to go wrong but I'd like another boiler option to recommend

 

[Ray Stafford]

Hasn't the winner already been decided? It's just the losers that are being revealed very slowly

And you didn't even consider the possibility that the merchant was less than honest! Aw, bless! 🙂

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

So let's talk about Intergas for a moment.

Is the "only four moving parts" thing meaningful to you? If so, why?

Less complicated to repair with only four moving parts, also should be a lot less spare parts to carry around meaning hopefully a near first call out fix.

 

[Rickster123]

You two must throw great parties?? You with odd drinks and the missus with the a la carte menu haha.

It was my sons christening on Sunday. Buffet for 40. It cost me a kidney, I had to buy it all in. Caterers brought it to the house in the morning. I ate like a king!

 

[REDSAW]

well, im not in it....

kick em all out and start again!!!!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Blimey, that pesky charge is draining again.

I had better crack on?

Anz, Hammers, Riley, CH4, are you watching?

 

[hammers4spanner]

It was my sons christening on Sunday. Buffet for 40. It cost me a kidney, I had to buy it all in. Caterers brought it to the house in the morning. I ate like a king!

Talking about food again yom yom yom

 

[hammers4spanner]

Blimey, that pesky charge is draining again.

I had better crack on?

Anz, Hammers, Riley, CH4, are you watching?

awaiting

 

[Riley]

Aye aye

 

[rpm]

As an outsider how many moving parts in other boilers and apart from fan & water pump what are they? (please)