things a gas engineer / plumber would never say

[Keefy]

"I've done your ball cock, checked the long screw on your gas supply, done a tightness test so that flange is definitely tight and will now check your man hole... oh dear, forgot about political correctness for a moment there love!"

 

[Alina]

Of course I Will do all the extras at no extra cost

 

[1Steven]

Do you want fries with that?

 

[Masood]

Of course you can order your bathroom on my account so you can get trade prices...

 

[oz-plumber]

Had a bloke calm me and ask me how to make his heating system more efficient.

Long story short....

.....told him it's cheaper for him to pay the gas bill than it would be to get rid of his wife.

He didn't see the funny side of it.