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royston
Yes of course i can travel round all the plumbers merchants to find a tap body to fit your taps.
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dontknowitall
Sorry I farted ...
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Billy Bob Bob
thanks for just taking the biggest dump known to mankind when i have come to replace your bathroom suite its no problem you have to use the facility's,even though you knew i was coming at 8:30,you could have got up earlier but being a typical custard you wont put your selves out am i annoyed no i am just teasing you lady,you are a lady arnt you???? could not tell with your beard,you know sex discrimination laws and all that,whats that you are a lady??????? , damn,shave that off you furry beast i have not had my brekkie i got up early to sort your bathroom out i think i want to vomit......
ohhhh you are so sexyyyyy 🙂 ( she really was )🙂🙂🙂
did you just had a bath ???????(had one sexy lady ) open the door in the morning after 5 min waiting outside with bath rob only
god I just wished she would go back in .......never happened 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
god I just wished she would go back in .......never happened 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
i had one lady who looked like heather from eastenders (couldve been her double),open the front door in a towel and pyjama top...her big rottweiler came pounding to the door and knocked the towel off her...all of a sudden the were 2 growling rottweiler's at the door and i felt sick and had nightmares for weeks!!!
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royston
Lol i had a guy answer door once completely naked swinging free. I still wake up having cold sweats and need medication to help me sleep at night. And yes he looked like he was a member of the blue oyster bar off police academy .
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rhp
'No no Mrs Smith I don't mind little Jonnie playing with the blow torch and running off with my spanners'
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kay-jay
no you keep that ten pound tip and treat the kids
mrs smith im just nipping out for a few minutes to smoke some crack, will be back in 5 mins to finish your boiler
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rhp
What's that Mrs Smith, can you pay next month! of course, in fact don't worry it's on the house!
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dontknowitall
How do you remove the boiler's cover?
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rhp
No Madam that gas valve is still available, i'll just do a tightness test and cap off before I pop out to get the part!
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franky
You'll buy me a drink for payment instead of money why that seems like a great deal for changing a gas valve
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MoreleaksUK
Silence is golden and the duct tape is in the van should you need it..........
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royston
Here you go Mrs Smith ive just found your husbands stash of p orno mags and dvds round the back of the cylinder.
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if you dont mind me saying mrs smith i'd smash your back doors in your well bang tidy(this can be acceptable in some cases if its miss smith lol)
i forgot to ask before i started but can you swim
what ive done my love , ive just installed a water fountain in your bathroom looks lovley doesnt it
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dontknowitall
Can you swim? LOL LOL - I've just got to use that one sometimes!!!
I try to have a joke with most customers (especially the older ones) and this one's really tickled me!
I try to have a joke with most customers (especially the older ones) and this one's really tickled me!
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REDSAW
no sir, i dont have a gas safe registration card as it costs too much, i much prefer passing the savings to my customers thats why i only charge £10 per hour.
but i have seen this fire being installed before on a wall when i worked at b&q.
but i have seen this fire being installed before on a wall when i worked at b&q.
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