Yes love, i'll look at half a dozen other jobs for nowt "While i'm here"
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Yes, I get 60% off at the supplier and i'll pass that right along to you
Is there any chance your husband could take all this old copper to the tip for me?!
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Billy Bob Bob
dont worry i have traveled 60 miles to fix your boiler at night on a friday because you had no gas its no problem
Lol.....I do actually say that as I don't drink tea or coffee! Weird I know!
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diamondgas
........No!
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Billy Bob Bob
are you ill?????lol
I know I know........it goes all the way back to when I was an 9 year old lad walking to school after drinking a cup of tea and all of a sudden that nasty cup of tea flew out of my mouth and shot out of my nose!! And I've never touched it since......just don't like hot drinks......please don't hate me and make me the forum outcast!
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Lol weirdo!!!
your not alone mate i dont like tea or coffee either, bovril is my hot drink lol but i doubt alot of customers stock it!
That's a good one!
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REDSAW
i dont mind at all you using the toilet why i nip out to the van to get a new syphon.
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REDSAW
i dont mind explaining to you how to connect this gas appliance up sir, next time you will be able to do it yourself.
How much I get for your cylinder Mr.
Of coures I'll fix your liking quoter turn ciramk valve ,
I'll just get my box with washers !!!!
Of coures I'll fix your liking quoter turn ciramk valve ,
I'll just get my box with washers !!!!
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Barry98
no there not your daughters nickers mr smith in my apprentices tool box , hes a cross dresser on a weekend
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Barry98
yeah sure ill take you on and retrain you , where do u live ? end of my street . brilliant do you want picking up in a morning. no serious your the first person to ever ask me
this one is from to day :
yes i will change you boiler on a day rate 🙂
yes i will change you boiler on a day rate 🙂
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Barry98
no mrs smith , your husband was right to turn your meter back to front so you'd get free gas
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royston
Thank you for carrying on using your toilet when it was blocked, it smells delightful on this lovely monday morning when i have a sore head !!
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royston
Here is your bill Mrs Smith and by the way i do take payment in kind.
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