What's d most unusual thing ye found in work?

[Ermintrude]

im still trying to work out why my wife calls aa batteries rabbit food

Arnt they AAA? Or is it a hair apposed to a rabbit

 

[newcastle phill]

More like AA 4th emergency service battery.
Wondering what a pair of jump leads were doing under her side of the bed !

 

[lame plumber]

Haha it gets moved and 5 minutes later lame posts about a selection pack of ******!

Phew croppie you've earnt your money today mate!

Naw, just waited for himself to move it to the arms first 🙂, had to delete the phone photos, kids spend too much time on my phone

 

[Centralheatking]

Went to a house on Lower Earley Estate Reading, newly finished and sold to my mate.
In the loft was the biggest stash of copper pipe (20 bundles) and boxes of fittings. He gave it all to me - I reckon it was a subbies stash so when the site ran out of materials this outfit could
carry on with their stash rather than be laid off.
Fitted a water heater at a jewellers shop in basement - on the floor by the workbenches looked like sawdust but was in fact gold shavings. CHKing

 

[Nostrum]

I've just remembered the weirdest find I actually encountered. It was the grottiest social housing house on the patch.

Anyway boiler upstairs in landing cupboard, go to test inlet pressure and stick boiler into service mode, nip into bathroom to run hot water and I am confronted by a set of anal beads lying in the sink? Luckily clean!

Women was a really odd character, must have forgot where she'd left them.

I've got a photo of them somewhere!

The anal beads I found lying in a sink during a service. Very random.



EDIT: For some reason upside down?

 

[newcastle phill]

Ill have them. .......

Theyll do for measuring air vent louvre sizes 😀

 

[Nostrum]

You should have said, I'd have popped them in my lunch box and brought them home for you.

 

[Dotty]

Ill have them. .......

Theyll do for measuring air vent louvre sizes 😀

Up to the moment you stick them in your gob because your pockets are full......

 

[Ermintrude]

More like AA 4th emergency service battery.
Wondering what a pair of jump leads were doing under her side of the bed !

To jumpstart the compressor that powered her jumping jack

 

[Whyme]

Fit a boiler in a young couples house they bought when the old chap had died. behind the cylinder was a felt bag with S+M gear in it (nipple clamps, pliers a whip etc) also letters too and from dominatrix women. His nick name in the letters was dog s**t. The young lad did no more than go down the local and tell his mates. Guess what his nick names been since.

 

[julesverne]

Went to a job no hot water. Thought it was an airlock tried for ages to shift it But seemed to be blocked any way went to look in the tank and pulled out a rather soggy copy of shaven ravers had fallen in blocked the outlet. Never said out i was too embarrassed looking the old dear in the face.