Freebie Alert - Ideal Vogue Boilers

[smtplumbing]

sure one of the admin would be able to tell us how many hits this page has had

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I now know who the chosen six are.

Which means I also know who the unlucky ones are. As a consolation prize, there will be a goody bag courtesy of us and Ideal.

To raise the dramatic tension, I shall release the names of those NOT getting a free boiler over the course of this afternoon and evening. And maybe tomorrow evening if I am feeling playful! The unlucky ones will get a goody bag including an Ideal Jacket. So if I ask you for your jacket size (S, M, L, XL) that's your cue to leave quietly, and everyone remaining is a bit closer to their dream freebie.

The original list, in alphabetical order was:

anz

atouchofgas

BOD

Dannypipe

Gasman

JAH HEATING

Julesverne

Kev the Gas

Lame Plumber

Leo21

Masood

Mike Jackson

P J F Plumbing

Plumber0808

SafeGasInstall

scott_d

smtplumbing

JULESVERNE - you are eliminated, can you please let me have your jacket size?

Well, I have an appointment at 5pm, so I will be off now.

But before I go...

LAME PLUMBER - you are eliminated - please let me have your jacket size.

GASMAN - Sorry mate, they didn't fancy the AXE treatment. Please let me have your jacket size, because your bum is outa here!

J A H Heating. You must be psychic James, because you already PMed me your jacket size. Yep, you're out!

CALLING DANNYPIPE! Let me know your jacket size, because you're living in loser-ville!

 

[Ray Stafford]

So we now have 12 people fighting it out for 6 slots.

Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
SafeGasInstall
Scott_d
smtplumbing

thats 50/50 odds.

until the next elimination, then everyone remaining is odds-on.

OOOOOOHHHHH the tension !

 

[Ray Stafford]

So do I carry on with eliminations tonight, or let the tension build a bit further?

 

[Mike Jackson]

The tension is unbearable. I'm going to have to engage in a bit more croppie baiting to relieve the tension.

 

[smtplumbing]

you are going to carry on and let use wait until tomorrow lol

 

[Barry98]

I think a block of three next get the suspense higher

 

[Rickster123]

Haha this is the best thread since sqube!

 

[Dotty]

The tension is unbearable. I'm going to have to engage in a bit more croppie baiting to relieve the tension.

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

 

[Leo21]

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

Your size might be a special order. 5' x 5' springs to mind.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Only eleven left


Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
Scott_d
smtplumbing


Sorry SAFEGASINSTALL, let me know your jacket size as you join your colleagues in the booby-prize pen. No free boiler for you this week.

 

[JAH HEATING]

So we now have 12 people fighting it out for 6 slots.

Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
SafeGasInstall
Scott_d
smtplumbing

thats 50/50 odds.

until the next elimination, then everyone remaining is odds-on.

OOOOOOHHHHH the tension !

its like a penalty shoot out this

 

[Leo21]

its like a penalty shoot out this

Exept there's more at stake.

 

[Mike Jackson]

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

I've found a jacket to fit you.

 

[Dotty]

I've found a jacket to fit you.

You're a turd and i'm telling my mum so there.......

 

[JAH HEATING]

Exept there's more at stake.

I didn't even make it through the group stages !

 

[Leo21]

I didn't even make it through the group stages !

Nothing for second place, erm or seventh.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

No .......... I was going to install it in my house .....
can I have my jacket in size XL

 

[smtplumbing]

i feel like a kid at Christmas

 

[Leo21]

i feel like a kid at Christmas

Action man deserter.











an empty box.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Right, thats it for half an hour or so. I'm taking a break for a while.

Catch you later.

Except you Leo21. Don't bother to hang around mate - just PM me your jacket size. You're toast.

 

[Leo21]

Bugger, has the jacket got ideal written in it?
extra fat please.

 

[hammers4spanner]

haha this threads cracking me up

love it

 

[Rickster123]

Bugger, has the jacket got ideal written in it?
extra fat please.

No it's got LOSER written on it!!!

 

[hammers4spanner]

haha LOOOOOSERSSSS!!!

 

[lame plumber]

well the 9th one to be ejected is gonna be more ****ed off than the first of us

 

[julesverne]

No .......... I was going to install it in my house .....

i was gonna do the same Stan Gutted i am.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

As long my jacket comes with no spelling mistakes please so
Please make sure Ideal is spelled as
Worcester Bosch

 

[lame plumber]

being more charitable I was going to ask a local charity in need of a new combi if they wantd one, seeing as their chaffonteaux monster was dying, ideal couldnt have been any worse than what they had. Still Ideal have lost the opportunity of converting a few of us now

 

[SafeGasInstall]

No it's got LOSER written on it!!!

Adam pls explain what does " LOSER"mean ? Did you mean lobster ?

 

[lame plumber]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaay can you have chat with Worcester about doing something similar with their new oil boilers, Pleeeeeeease

 

[smtplumbing]

lame if you buy a oil boiler u get a free jacket lol

 

[Rickster123]

Adam pls explain what does " LOSER"mean ? Did you mean lobster ?

This...

 

[smtplumbing]

RE Lame rrr:

 

[lame plumber]

View attachment 15468 RE Lame rrr:

but I already have a jacket in my size , just want a boiler to go with it.