Freebie Alert - Ideal Vogue Boilers

[lame plumber]

What would be amusing for some of us now, is for Fareham to have a powercut for a few days

 

[Ray Stafford]

OK. What's next.

Shall we have some winners? Or some more losers?

 

[lame plumber]

What would be amusing for some of us now, is for Fareham to have a powercut for a few days

4 likes in less than 1 minute has to be a record, as well as proof this thread is being watched by one or two peeps

 

[lame plumber]

4 likes in less than 1 minute has to be a record, as well as proof this thread is being watched by one or two peeps

couple of winners ten 2 losers................. then apologise for getting it the wrong way round

 

[lame plumber]

doh then not ten

 

[Ray Stafford]

OK. One more loser.

Sorry ANZ. Please send me your jacket size because you are now the mayor of loser town.

 

[Ray Stafford]

STOP PRESS. HOLD THE FRONT PAGE

One of the winning six has just contacted me to withdraw - they have too much work on!

Which means I have to go back to Ideal tomorrow, and ask them to pick one more name. Someone who thought they were living in Loser-central will get an upgrade to Winner-town.

And a big round of applause for atouchofgas for being straight with us at this stage. Thanks for that - much appreciated.

 

[Ray Stafford]

OK, I now have to switch approach, and start naming the winners.

The first winner is..... drum roll.....

 

[Mike Jackson]

That's really public spirited.

 

[Barry98]

Hey ? Does that mean your down to the six ?

 

[lame plumber]

so publish the list of those who are suffering now then RAY

 

[Ray Stafford]

....drum roll...the first winner is...

SMT PLUMBING!

 

[hammers4spanner]

looooooser!!!

 

[smtplumbing]

Big hands up to atouchofgas least he has contacted ray before the draw

 

[Mike Jackson]

OK, I now have to switch approach, and start naming the winners.

The first winner is..... drum roll.....

The tension is too much. Time to stick pins in my croppie doll.

 

[Leo21]

STOP PRESS. HOLD THE FRONT PAGE

One of the winning six has just contacted me to withdraw - they have too much work on!

Which means I have to go back to Ideal tomorrow, and ask them to pick one more name. Someone who thought they were living in Loser-central will get an upgrade to Winner-town.

And a big round of applause for atouchofgas for being straight with us at this stage. Thanks for that - much appreciated.

Wtf! How can you be to busy to get a free boiler?
Id resigned myself to being a loser, now I have to go through all that pain again. My nerves can't cope.

 

[hammers4spanner]

looooooser!!!

missed the reply with quote lol

 

[smtplumbing]

i am utterly shocked

 

[Ray Stafford]

And the second winner is....

SCOTT_D

 

[Barry98]

i am utterly shocked

Well done smt

 

[Leo21]

Ooooh, these grapes taste sour!

 

[Barry98]

If you have the list can't you do it alphabetically ?

 

[Ray Stafford]

The third winner will be in bed by now, since this is a school night.

Put your hands together for KEV THE GAS

 

[lame plumber]

My boilers just broke at home, be nice to me Ideal and give it to Leo, how could I live with myself and an Ideal on the wall? Probably quite easily if truth were told, bugger being charitable

 

[Barry98]

Well done kev

 

[Rickster123]

Wtf! How can you be to busy to get a free boiler?
Id resigned myself to being a loser, now I have to go through all that pain again. My nerves can't cope.

This thread has had me laughing all night but this post pushed me over the edge! Pmsl!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

....drum roll...the first winner is...

SMT PLUMBING!

can i have his jacket in a medium please Ray?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I can see another winner lurking on the thread. Not saying much, but he is apparently India's answer to George Clooney.

Winner number 4 is MASOOD

 

[julesverne]

Pretty sure it wont be me winning atouchofgas's boiler. Think I've got enough off Ideal lately. but he must be mad though its a free boiler you dont give offers like that every day

 

[lame plumber]

dont know why I'm here still, good on you boys

 

[galaxy_plumbing]

haha

 

[PlumbBobBob]

This thread has had me laughing all night but this post pushed me over the edge! Pmsl!!

totally agree, very entertaining especially mike's croppie baiting pmsl

 

[Ray Stafford]

totally agree, very entertaining especially mike's croppie baiting pmsl

Yes, I wish that I could offer Mike something more than a jacket. Sorry Mike, unless you get lucky tomorrow when I go back to Ideal for another name, all you have to show for stalking me and taunting Croppie is a lousy goodie bag. I take it that's an XL?

You should have put Bertie up!

 

[Rickster123]

totally agree, very entertaining especially mike's croppie baiting pmsl

The tent picture mike put up made me laugh so much I nearly soiled myself!

 

[Gray0689]

totally agree, very entertaining especially mike's croppie baiting pmsl

Lol best thread of year had everything like a good film action trepidation fear and broken hearts lol and masses of comedy lol