Secret Santa sticky

[helpsy]

So could I be for suggesting it!

 

[Keefy]

Not happy at all, mine was a Biasi boiler.

 

[julesverne]

Haven't heard if mine has received theirs yet or not!

i will find out

 

[TomLane]

i will find out

Me neither, but then I know why!!

 

[zeebeedee]

Mines arrived I shall open it later

 

[Ermintrude]

Mines arrived I shall open it later

Coincidentally mine has just dropped off the roundabout

 

[zeebeedee]

A second hand copy of a ****o mag! Good job I still had my work gloves on it went straight in the bin!

 

[Rickster123]

A second hand copy of a ****o mag! Good job I still had my work gloves on it went straight in the bin!

that's not really what you got was it?!

 

[Dotty]

I asked Mrs Croppie about mine. She went into a fit of giggles again.

I will be banning someone..........

 

[zeebeedee]

Indeed

 

[Rickster123]

Indeed

Haha we all know who sent yours then!

 

[Dotty]

That's probably worth money you ungrateful sod!

Plus you need the man points!

 

[Barry98]

Indeed

Its a christmas issue what's up with ya , some people I tell ya

 

[Gray0689]

Many a man use his right wrist to get that mag lol

 

[Rickster123]

That's probably worth money you ungrateful sod!

Plus you need the man points!

Its not worth so much when pages 1-12 are glued together..

 

[zeebeedee]

Haha we all know who sent yours then!

Santa wasn't it?

 

[Dotty]

Its not worth so much when pages 1-12 are glued together..

So it's from your collection?

 

[Ray Stafford]

when the thread title said "secret santa sticky" I thought it meant that this thread would stay at the top of the page.

Now I realise it was more of an instruction. Apologies to my victim, who got a completely non-sticky gift.

 

[Rickster123]

So it's from your collection?

I'm far too classy for that as my Secret Santa victim will find out.

 

[Dotty]

I'm far too classy for that as my Secret Santa victim will find out.

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha................

Oh.................

You're being serious?

 

[Rickster123]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha................

Oh.................

You're being serious?

Oh ye of little faith!

 

[Keefy]

Sticky Santa Secret, sounds wrong that doesn't it?

 

[Resolute]

i will find out

Cheers!

 

[Barry98]

Its not worth so much when pages 1-12 are glued together..

Like you would get past the first page anyway

 

[Gray0689]

Like you would get past the first page anyway

Lol you have to get to readers wives at least lmao

 

[Kyle87]

Jesus you try to make a man out of someone and they throw your efforts in the bin!!

 

[lame plumber]

would it be churlish to say pictures!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

would it be churlish to say pictures!!

of said **** mag? no WE WANT PICS

 

[Ray Stafford]

Jesus you try to make a man out of someone and they throw your efforts in the bin!!

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

 

[Resolute]

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

It's later so you can tell the story now!

 

[helpsy]

Santa wasn't it?

Well they say he only ***s once a year.....looks like his sack was well and truly full!

 

[Keefy]

Well they say he only ***s once a year.....looks like his sack was well and truly full!

Santa stopped me to shake my hand and say Happy Xmas today at Whiston Hospital. Creeped me out if I'm honest. Wasn't the real Santa, I know that because he's not even real. Is he?

 

[lame plumber]

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

Our ships doctor was chatting one night about one of the crew with a dose of clap. Doc asked why he didnt use a condom at the hook shop, and said sailer who must be related to gasmans inlaw replied that he and his mate shared a hooker and he was second to go, but only had the one condom and being he didnt want to come into contact with his mates offerings reversed the condom inside out before using it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tamz]

Wasn't the real Santa, I know that because he's not even real. Is he?

So your parents were proven liers?
I suppose they also told you about the tooth fairy and kissing girls made your teeth fall out and having a ham shank made hair grow on the palms of your hands?

All this will soon come to you too :lol:

 

[Keefy]

So your parents were proven liers?
I suppose they also told you about the tooth fairy and kissing girls made your teeth fall out and having a ham shank made hair grow on the palms of your hands?

All this will soon come to you too :lol:

I still won't swallow chewing gum in case it wraps around my heart.